50 things women cant do (funny)

**HorseFace** · 06-04-2003, 02:56 PM

50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO

1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift

5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

**ripped4fsu** · 06-04-2003, 03:00 PM

those are great....

**monstercojones** · 06-04-2003, 03:41 PM

LORDBLiTZ · 06-04-2003, 03:58 PM

LMAO!

**BOUNCER** · 06-04-2003, 04:12 PM

Just forwarded to all my email contacts.
Very good.

**bermich** · 08-20-2003, 04:59 AM

BUMP.
I bumped a lot of old threads up. Dove into the archives looking for one in particular.
HAD TO BUMP THIS ONE DUE TO # 45. OMG I could AGREE with that one for eternity
"Whats the big deal? He was just talking to me"
Sorry, but guys dont talk to girls unless they wanna fuck them... (IMO)

**Catamount** · 08-20-2003, 06:35 AM

36 is so true...my girl always complains about being cold. Is there a scientific reason behind it or is it just another thing for them to complain about?

**mammoth** · 08-20-2003, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Catamount

36 is so true...my girl always complains about being cold. Is there a scientific reason behind it or is it just another thing for them to complain about?

Bodyfat regulates body temp. So she must be a thin looker!!

**Catamount** · 08-20-2003, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by mammoth

Bodyfat regulates body temp. So she must be a thin looker!!

Yeah she's a tiny one but I still think she just wants one more thing to bitch about, haha.

**bermich** · 08-20-2003, 04:27 PM

Poor blood circulation also.

**mass junkie** · 08-20-2003, 06:16 PM

rofl at this one........great thread !!!

**talon** · 08-20-2003, 09:21 PM

LOL...this is so true...I think about 45 of them match my ex in some way or another

**The Base** · 08-21-2003, 09:17 AM

Got to disagree with one - and ONLY one! My girl loves PORN!!

**Gmill13** · 08-21-2003, 12:32 PM

45. understand why flirting results in violence

They understand this one believe me, they are just trouble makers. I have had plenty of boxers fractures( i know i need to learn how to throw a punch) from them flirting.