Pick Up Lines (Warning, may be offensive)
Okay, these are pretty funny, but if MODS think they are offensive to any members, specially female members, please delete it. It's all in just good old humor that's all. I've seen worse in the Lounge, so I figured it's not THAT bad.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the
back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up
your ass.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.
