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  1. 11-19-2003, 11:07 PM #1
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    Pick Up Lines (Warning, may be offensive)

    Okay, these are pretty funny, but if MODS think they are offensive to any members, specially female members, please delete it. It's all in just good old humor that's all. I've seen worse in the Lounge, so I figured it's not THAT bad.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
    fat slut.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the
    back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
    Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up
    your ass.

    Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.
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  2. 11-19-2003, 11:13 PM #2
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    That is hilarious...im crying over here....good post bro...
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  3. 11-19-2003, 11:17 PM #3
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    rotfllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllll....hilarious
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  4. 11-19-2003, 11:21 PM #4
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    i like the last one
    imma use that one before i leave the club
    bitches

    foobs
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  5. 11-19-2003, 11:25 PM #5
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    lolololololol
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    llllllllllllllol
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  7. 11-19-2003, 11:29 PM #7
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    lol, that funny shit. Foob you been having problems in the club
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  8. 11-19-2003, 11:31 PM #8
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    hehe I thought you were innocent terinox?? use those line on that girl in the gym!!
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  9. 11-19-2003, 11:36 PM #9
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    haha i used the fat pants one befor .. lol the girl got pissed and tryed to slap me and fell over lol drunk bitch
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  10. 11-19-2003, 11:38 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    hehe I thought you were innocent terinox?? use those line on that girl in the gym!!


    I wouldn't dare bro, my balls aren't that big. But who knows, when I do run into her, and she's mean, I just might
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  11. 11-19-2003, 11:47 PM #11
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    ya hehe if she shocks you... shock her!!
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  12. 11-19-2003, 11:57 PM #12
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    haha those are hilarious

    ive heard the fat pants one though
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  13. 11-20-2003, 12:07 AM #13
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    Nice post Terinox...cheered me uo afterall the termoil in the lounge tonight,my bp just dropped rather well....Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Nice post Terinox...cheered me uo afterall the termoil in the lounge tonight,my bp just dropped rather well....Thanks
    you pissed off too
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    you pissed off too
    BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    ya what you 2 pissed about??? hehe bull I seen you got pretty snippy with BG
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ya what you 2 pissed about??? hehe bull I seen you got pretty snippy with BG
    Bring him on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ya what you 2 pissed about??? hehe bull I seen you got pretty snippy with BG
    ill pm you about it
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  19. 11-20-2003, 12:14 AM #19
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    hehe ya.. im in the dark here guys...
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