Hi-tech joke...Cycleon, Pheedno and Big Texan are in it!

Three men -- Cycleon, Pheedno, and Big Texan -- were sitting naked in a sauna (don't ask). Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Cycleon pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. Pheedno and Big Texan looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. Pheedno lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a chip in my hand."

Now Big Texan felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. Cycleon and Pheedno raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Big Texan finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax."

Hahahahahahahaha

:lol: That was good Jugg.

:roflol: Good one Jugg!

That reminds me of the time that BigTexan was running low on computer paper and needed to print something important out in the face of a deadline. Short on paper, he emailed me and asked if I would fax him about 10 blank sheets.

Nice one Jugga

LOL!!! :lol:

yeah but did the fax have "writing" on it :)

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Smart man, makes the one who can't take liberties with sigs and avatars the punch line

A good joke indeed

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Originally Posted by Pheedno

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Smart man, makes the one who can't take liberties with sigs and avatars the punch line

A good joke indeed

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Momma raised no fool. :D

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Momma raised no fool. :D

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Momma raise a SISSY. You know that famous webpage www.pheednojokes.com?? Yup, i designed it and provide all the material.

:lol: :lol: good one jugg...........I bet the fax looked sh!tty :lol: :lol:

<----Throws tomato.

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Originally Posted by rambo

<----Throws tomato.

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Dammit u hit me!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:

Whoops :dg:

good 1 jug!

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Originally Posted by rambo

Whoops :dg:

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Yeah yeah act like u didn't mean to :?: ..........but why would u want to pick on an ol man like Jugg.......he really did do good on that post.........even though I'm sure someone gave him the idea and he just added names.

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Originally Posted by BigGreen

That reminds me of the time that BigTexan was running low on computer paper and needed to print something important out in the face of a deadline. Short on paper, he emailed me and asked if I would fax him about 10 blank sheets.

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HAhahahahahahahahaha....... what a bunch of sorry sonsabitches.....:D Good one Jugg, at least now you'll know why i knock your old azz out when I finally meet ya. :p

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Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

HAhahahahahahahahaha....... what a bunch of sorry sonsabitches.....:D Good one Jugg, at least now you'll know why i knock your old azz out when I finally meet ya. :p

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Now how would I know you'd say that? I'll bet you push little children down stairs and punch people who wear glasses!

BRING IT big man! I'll have so many lawyers on you it'll be like amature night at the Appolo.............not very funny and sure to get real ugly. You'll feel like Rodney King and a walking paper cut by the time their done with you.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Rambo, you hurt my feelings...............lucky thing I don't have any but if I did I'm sure they would be hurt. As a matter of fact I think I forsee you in my next contribution. I still love you but you must be punished! hahahahaha

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Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

HAhahahahahahahahaha....... what a bunch of sorry sonsabitches.....:D Good one Jugg, at least now you'll know why i knock your old azz out when I finally meet ya. :p

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LOL, I could just see Jugg standing there, Big t how nice to finaly meat you. Oh Oh ouch what the hell did you hit me for?

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Now how would I know you'd say that? I'll bet you push little children down stairs and punch people who wear glasses!

BRING IT big man! I'll have so many lawyers on you it'll be like amature night at the Appolo.............not very funny and sure to get real ugly. You'll feel like Rodney King and a walking paper cut by the time their done with you.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Rambo, you hurt my feelings...............lucky thing I don't have any but if I did I'm sure they would be hurt. As a matter of fact I think I forsee you in my next contribution. I still love you but you must be punished! hahahahaha

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Go ahead and sue me.... watcha gonna win... all my debt. :D

that was pretty funny!!