The first time I met Jugg

It was about ten years ago and i was living in Florida. I was always looking for ways to make some extra money. I went to this big doctors building downtown to donate sperm. I stepped on the elevator and following me was Jugg. I said hey bro what floor? He said the second, Its a blood bank and they give 35 bucks for blood. I said cool I'm going to the fourth floor they are a sperm bank and they give $400.00 for fresh sperm. Well two weeks went by and I needed some more money so I headed back to the office. Low and behold who was following me in the elevator? It was Juggy. So I asked second floor bro? He looked at me with his mouth completely full, shook his head and held up 4 fingers. Don't look down on him guys and gals, It was the only way he knew to keep it warm. :chinese:

Cum drunk Juggy.

I thought he liked it on his face

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

I thought he liked it on his face

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With us he does now days but back then he was trying to make some money.

Hes still making money the new way....not as much but at least we're all happy ;)

Juggy brush your teeth.

and comb your hair....the little bit that you have

Very old school joke there... it started as a blonde joke.... but a good one is a good one.........

There I was sitting in a bar, drinking, minding my own business when all of a sudden Mart comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks me clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

I think to myself "Geez," but I get back up on the stool and start drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- Mart knocks me down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So I'd had enough of this... I get up, brush myself off and quietly leave.

I was gone for an hour or so.

When I return, without saying a word, I walk up behind the idiot and --BONK!!-- bang mart off his stool, knocking him out cold.

I look at the bartender and say, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."

hahahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

There I was sitting in a bar, drinking, minding my own business when all of a sudden Mart comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks me clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

I think to myself "Geez," but I get back up on the stool and start drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- Mart knocks me down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So I'd had enough of this... I get up, brush myself off and quietly leave.

I was gone for an hour or so.

When I return, without saying a word, I walk up behind the idiot and --BONK!!-- bang mart off his stool, knocking him out cold.

I look at the bartender and say, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."

hahahahahahaha

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:lol: :lol: :lol: funny stuff

Good come back jugg ;)

That was a gay comeback

I thought it was funny nonetheless!!

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

That was a gay comeback

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You would know wouldn't you? You're the authority on that kind of thing. I shall now roast the hell out of you over at IBB.

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

You would know wouldn't you? You're the authority on that kind of thing. I shall now roast the hell out of you over at IBB.

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:lol:

he likes to be roasted.. and baked and marinateed.. :p

Hey Juggy.....*wink* getting close

*smile*

Cutie

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

That was a gay comeback

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Yep :unsure: