The first time I met Jugg

[Mart651]

It was about ten years ago and i was living in Florida. I was always looking for ways to make some extra money. I went to this big doctors building downtown to donate sperm. I stepped on the elevator and following me was Jugg. I said hey bro what floor? He said the second, Its a blood bank and they give 35 bucks for blood. I said cool I'm going to the fourth floor they are a sperm bank and they give $400.00 for fresh sperm. Well two weeks went by and I needed some more money so I headed back to the office. Low and behold who was following me in the elevator? It was Juggy. So I asked second floor bro? He looked at me with his mouth completely full, shook his head and held up 4 fingers. Don't look down on him guys and gals, It was the only way he knew to keep it warm.

Cum drunk Juggy.

[mass junkie]

I thought he liked it on his face

[Mart651]

I thought he liked it on his face

With us he does now days but back then he was trying to make some money.

[mass junkie]

Hes still making money the new way....not as much but at least we're all happy

[Mart651]

Juggy brush your teeth.

[mass junkie]

and comb your hair....the little bit that you have

[spywizard]

Very old school joke there... it started as a blonde joke.... but a good one is a good one.........

[Juggernaut]

There I was sitting in a bar, drinking, minding my own business when all of a sudden Mart comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks me clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

I think to myself "Geez," but I get back up on the stool and start drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- Mart knocks me down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So I'd had enough of this... I get up, brush myself off and quietly leave.

I was gone for an hour or so.

When I return, without saying a word, I walk up behind the idiot and --BONK!!-- bang mart off his stool, knocking him out cold.

I look at the bartender and say, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."

hahahahahahaha

[ColdSore]

There I was sitting in a bar, drinking, minding my own business when all of a sudden Mart comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks me clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

I think to myself "Geez," but I get back up on the stool and start drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- Mart knocks me down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So I'd had enough of this... I get up, brush myself off and quietly leave.

I was gone for an hour or so.

When I return, without saying a word, I walk up behind the idiot and --BONK!!-- bang mart off his stool, knocking him out cold.

I look at the bartender and say, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."

hahahahahahaha

funny stuff

[Da Bull]

Good come back jugg

[mass junkie]

That was a gay comeback

[tryingtogetbig]

I thought it was funny nonetheless!!

[Juggernaut]

That was a gay comeback

You would know wouldn't you? You're the authority on that kind of thing. I shall now roast the hell out of you over at IBB.

[bigol'legs]

You would know wouldn't you? You're the authority on that kind of thing. I shall now roast the hell out of you over at IBB.

he likes to be roasted.. and baked and marinateed..

[CutieFace]

Hey Juggy.....*wink* getting close

*smile*

Cutie

[50%Natural]

That was a gay comeback

Yep