Floggin the Dolphin.....
Floggin the Dolphin.....
12 i remember when i first started, i thought i invented this ****, and when i grew up, was gonna sell the concept to men all over the world and be rich and famous...what a dumb little **** i was :roflol:
wow QB I don't think that's something I would admit... ever again.. in fact... you should probably delete your post
j/k! j/k! I don't know how old I was.... but it's at least once a day now... and not floggin the dolophin... i don't have a dolophin contrary to popular belief
I see more sharks than dolophins while surfing anyway... :)
Heh...I got the idea off of , "theres something about mary" lmao!!! 12 years old , is when i started choking the chicken, milking the cow, flogging the dolphin, flanking the whale.:lol:
:scratch: wait a min...what are we talking about here???
10 im almost proud of it :lol: first time ive done it i was scared cause i wasnt sure if it was safe to do this to MR. Jones... anyway im 22 now and i still jerk on clips of britney spears :wg:
hey peam, why are women less likely to admit to it then men are, in your opinion.
I used to also think i would run out of juice, so wouldnt do it as oftn..then eventually i was like 'what the hell, who wants kids anyways' lol
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Originally Posted by QbHunter
11, first time it happend I thought I pee'd myself. I was young, dumb, and full of...well you know.
hey hoss, i didnt know you were only 16..wow
10.... and I called it "doing something bad and I need to hide in the closet to do it."
:lol:
in the closet??? messy :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
first time was at 10 y.o scared me and I thought I was going to hell. By the time I was 12 I knew hell was where the party was going to happen.
11, I didn't name it I just did it.. Now i consider it 'making love to myself'
11 or 12...............was the single Greatest thing that has ever happend in my life =-)
**** i was 17.. and i didnt name it.. :( big ole used to hit up the sudafed'ed cat in the closet :banana:
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Originally Posted by Elliot
LMFAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
your sister wouldnt go otherwise.. so I made her drink sudafed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Elliot
and Did she tell you I called her cat? ... dont let her go to the cops bro.. :hello:
Elliot WTF? you were 17 holy **** how could it possibly have taken yo uthat long to discover how to snap a load Haha JK, I first rubbed one out when I was 12.
LOL bro :lol: ...soooooooooooooo true :pQuote:
Originally Posted by PurePower
its cause he is mormon... and his mom told him not to.. :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by RUDY-14
Well I don't remember how old I was, but it felt so good I had to do it twice. :D
probably around 12 or 13. im not sure. but i can say that it was on that day that i met my most understanding lover.
i beat my **** when i was 11 and ****ed this girl that lived next door when i was 12
Stop it guys!!!! You're scaring me! :D
My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache :) (or dirty magazines under his mattress if he's like I was!)
God I feel old now....
Red
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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
red.. my wife was shocked when i told her i jerk it.. I was like "wait till you catch the kid doing it..." :lol:
back when I was around 6 years old and my parents would leave me at the babysitters with this girl that was a year older than me....we used to play Doctor...but I didnt start humping till 11 years old....
hahaha...hilar mass.....i first started knockin them off when i was 11 or 12
~I am a good girl i didn't start till i was 17 ;) ~
He he he I used to think "no big deal!" but now that it's right around the corner, I dunno :) I want to be cool about it and all, but in a way that won't embarass him.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
Sometimes I think growing up is harder on the parents than the kids! :)
Red
LOL @ Red.............in this day and age I don't think you need to worry about magazines,maybe print outs,but not magazines ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
hey spun, is that you in your avatar??
Yeah..He started late. He got laid everyday of his life unlike some of us :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elliot
yes, I remember the event all so well...Oh it was great...that single event changed the way I viewed my hand being just 12 years old :lol: Guilty as charged ;)
I was about 14 when i discovered this most wonderful thing in the world, i still remember the very first time i rubbed one out aswell, i came in like 1 second and frickin hell was like a shower, the first one felt the best, no ever rubbing ever felt as good after... except when you discover girls can do it better than you can.
First time I with a girl touching it I was 7. The twins that lived next to my Aunt. What a good time in the old shed...lol...First time doing the "five knuckle shuffel on the old piss pump" I think I was 10 or 11.
TPAK that's the best one i've heard yet..friggin classic! :lol:
Probably around 11...I called it " Roughing Up the Suspect"..and "Spear Fishing"...
Roughing up the suspect.........................that has to be the most original of all..
how about..
Slappin the misses around... (she likes it rough)
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Originally Posted by BamaSlamma