FUNNY, FUNNY, CHRISTMAS POEM...BY Madmax..
thought i'd write you guys a christmas poem..hope you like it...Madmax..
It’s Christmas time...the best time of year
Madmax is back...to spread holiday cheer….
So please listen up...to what I will say
Cause this information....may help you one day
It started with Santa ….And all of his deer.
As I puffed on a dooby…..To feel holiday cheer
I thought I saw Santa….Steeling my stash
So guess what I did….I beet Santa’s ass.
The reindeer got angry….They started to buck
I turned and I ran…..But I knew I was fucked
You know that feeling ….when shit doesn’t seem right
That was the feeling …..That I felt that night…
So I ran to my closet…..and pulled out some pins
Stuck them in Rudolph….and gave him a grin
Oh shit that was fina…and my frontloaded sest
I was tired of struggling… I needed a rest
With his test rising fast…he started swinging
I’m sure that I heard…. the fat lady singing
So I ran for the deca… to give him a stick
And maybe a case…of bad deca dick
It seemed like a long shot…to say the least
But I knew if he died….we’d all have a feast
I hit his vein….it went straight to his heart
His muscles relaxed….as he blew out a fart
Oh no, you ruined Christmas …for everyone here
Santa I’m sorry… can I buy you a beer
No time for drinking…. no time to play
So I strapped Rudolph’s head…. to the front of the slay
With a little glow left…and people to see
We delivered the presents…till a quarter till three
Then Santa came over… and said with a grin
Here is that order…. That never came in
Santa’s my source… no way this is cool
Santa replied " don't be a fool "
I’m not your source…. the elves do the work
Sorry I asked…don’t think I’m a jerk
"since you saved christmas...and my slay wasn't wrecked
you can have all the gear...that you can inject"
sustanon, deca, d-bol and winny
i don't care how much.... please gimme, gimme
do you have any growth...inside your bag
my platelets are closed...and 1 kits all i have
santa your great...your the best guy i know
but dinner is ready...so now we must go
as we all sat for dinner…. and they passed out the plates
This Christmas dinner…. was goanna be great
Stuffing and gravy... rice and some soy
And a little of Rudolph…for all to enjoy
So I hope you enjoyed… I hope this made you smile
Cause my next funny poem…won’t be for a while
So to everyone here at anabolic review
Have a merry Christmas….And may God watch over you…
Madmax..:hello:
