CHRISTMAS POEM...BY Madmax..

[Madmax]

thought i'd write you guys a christmas poem..hope you like it...Madmax..

It’s Christmas time...the best time of year
Madmax is back...to spread holiday cheer….
So please listen up...to what I will say
Cause this information....may help you one day

It started with Santa ….And all of his deer.
As I puffed on a dooby…..To feel holiday cheer
I thought I saw Santa….Steeling my stash
So guess what I did….I beet Santa’s ass.

The reindeer got angry….They started to buck
I turned and I ran…..But I knew I was fucked
You know that feeling ….when shit doesn’t seem right
That was the feeling …..That I felt that night…

So I ran to my closet…..and pulled out some pins
Stuck them in Rudolph….and gave him a grin
Oh shit that was fina…and my frontloaded sest
I was tired of struggling… I needed a rest

With his test rising fast…he started swinging
I’m sure that I heard…. the fat lady singing
So I ran for the deca … to give him a stick
And maybe a case…of bad deca dick

It seemed like a long shot…to say the least
But I knew if he died….we’d all have a feast
I hit his vein….it went straight to his heart
His muscles relaxed….as he blew out a fart

Oh no, you ruined Christmas …for everyone here
Santa I’m sorry… can I buy you a beer
No time for drinking…. no time to play
So I strapped Rudolph’s head…. to the front of the slay

With a little glow left…and people to see
We delivered the presents…till a quarter till three
Then Santa came over… and said with a grin
Here is that order…. That never came in

Santa’s my source… no way this is cool
Santa replied " don't be a fool "
I’m not your source…. the elves do the work
Sorry I asked…don’t think I’m a jerk

"since you saved christmas...and my slay wasn't wrecked
you can have all the gear...that you can inject"
sustanon , deca, d-bol and winny
i don't care how much.... please gimme, gimme

do you have any growth...inside your bag
my platelets are closed...and 1 kits all i have
santa your great...your the best guy i know
but dinner is ready...so now we must go

as we all sat for dinner…. and they passed out the plates
This Christmas dinner…. was goanna be great
Stuffing and gravy... rice and some soy
And a little of Rudolph…for all to enjoy

So I hope you enjoyed… I hope this made you smile
Cause my next funny poem…won’t be for a while
So to everyone here at anabolic review
Have a merry Christmas….And may God watch over you…

Madmax..

[dizzle]

Another Madmax Classic.

[Terinox]

"Great, truly great!" - Dianabol Daily

"Two thumbs up!" - Sustanon Post

"Best poem you will read this year!" - The Enanthate Journal

[testaprim]

Fucking outstanding.......Truly a classic!

[TheRequiem]

Hey! I write poetry too!. Props on an outstanding and hilarious poem my friend. Best regards

roflmfao

[Madmax]

only 27 people have read this so far maybe a bump will help...bump..bump...Madmax..

[adaptations]

Loved it....

[Got Gear?]

Great poem Mad!

And up on Anabolic Review
Came a poem of such humerous matter,
I laughed so hard I shat my pants
With an thick stinky splatter.

[Nico]

This poem had me rolling! I loved bro! GOOD SHIT!!!

[stinky]

[wrstlr69sdnl]

That was goood bro

[Madmax]

bump, it's christmas day....Madmax....

merry christmas..

[gixxerboy1]

Merry christmas great poem

[EXCESS]

[RON]

Funny stuff bro but no source posting. Sorry but I gotta ban your ass. Well I guess if santas your source its all good. Everyone knows he has good fina

[K Dog]

Excellent poem bro. What's up the sleeve for New Years?

[rangerdudeleads]

lol great poem..

[blastin-enth]

BUMP

That´s f****** funny man

good work had me rolling!!!




peace B-E

[dansteelman]

hahaha...good stuff

[Tan]

he he he

[majorpecs]

[KunipshunFit]

FUNNY ASS SHIT!!

2 syringes up!!

[C_Rockpv]

ON DECA , ON FINA, ON SUSTANON , ON D-BOL!! ON TEST, ON WINNY, ON ENANTHATE , ON ANADROL !!!! Just the sort of poems mom used to tell around christmas. ha ha

[Jarod]

"God bless you madmax...one and all"