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    FUNNY, FUNNY, CHRISTMAS POEM...BY Madmax..

    thought i'd write you guys a christmas poem..hope you like it...Madmax..

    It’s Christmas time...the best time of year
    Madmax is back...to spread holiday cheer….
    So please listen up...to what I will say
    Cause this information....may help you one day

    It started with Santa ….And all of his deer.
    As I puffed on a dooby…..To feel holiday cheer
    I thought I saw Santa….Steeling my stash
    So guess what I did….I beet Santa’s ass.

    The reindeer got angry….They started to buck
    I turned and I ran…..But I knew I was fucked
    You know that feeling ….when shit doesn’t seem right
    That was the feeling …..That I felt that night…

    So I ran to my closet…..and pulled out some pins
    Stuck them in Rudolph….and gave him a grin
    Oh shit that was fina…and my frontloaded sest
    I was tired of struggling… I needed a rest

    With his test rising fast…he started swinging
    I’m sure that I heard…. the fat lady singing
    So I ran for the deca … to give him a stick
    And maybe a case…of bad deca dick

    It seemed like a long shot…to say the least
    But I knew if he died….we’d all have a feast
    I hit his vein….it went straight to his heart
    His muscles relaxed….as he blew out a fart

    Oh no, you ruined Christmas …for everyone here
    Santa I’m sorry… can I buy you a beer
    No time for drinking…. no time to play
    So I strapped Rudolph’s head…. to the front of the slay

    With a little glow left…and people to see
    We delivered the presents…till a quarter till three
    Then Santa came over… and said with a grin
    Here is that order…. That never came in

    Santa’s my source… no way this is cool
    Santa replied " don't be a fool "
    I’m not your source…. the elves do the work
    Sorry I asked…don’t think I’m a jerk

    "since you saved christmas...and my slay wasn't wrecked
    you can have all the gear...that you can inject"
    sustanon , deca, d-bol and winny
    i don't care how much.... please gimme, gimme

    do you have any growth...inside your bag
    my platelets are closed...and 1 kits all i have
    santa your great...your the best guy i know
    but dinner is ready...so now we must go

    as we all sat for dinner…. and they passed out the plates
    This Christmas dinner…. was goanna be great
    Stuffing and gravy... rice and some soy
    And a little of Rudolph…for all to enjoy

    So I hope you enjoyed… I hope this made you smile
    Cause my next funny poem…won’t be for a while
    So to everyone here at anabolic review
    Have a merry Christmas….And may God watch over you…

    Madmax..
    Last edited by Madmax; 12-24-2002 at 10:19 AM.

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    Another Madmax Classic.

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    "Great, truly great!" - Dianabol Daily

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    "Best poem you will read this year!" - The Enanthate Journal
    Last edited by Terinox; 12-24-2002 at 10:45 AM.

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    Fucking outstanding.......Truly a classic!

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    Hey! I write poetry too!. Props on an outstanding and hilarious poem my friend. Best regards

    roflmfao

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    only 27 people have read this so far maybe a bump will help...bump..bump...Madmax..

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    Loved it....

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    Great poem Mad!

    And up on Anabolic Review
    Came a poem of such humerous matter,
    I laughed so hard I shat my pants
    With an thick stinky splatter.


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    This poem had me rolling! I loved bro! GOOD SHIT!!!

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    Thumbs up


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    That was goood bro

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    bump, it's christmas day....Madmax....

    merry christmas..

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    Merry christmas great poem
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Funny stuff bro but no source posting. Sorry but I gotta ban your ass. Well I guess if santas your source its all good. Everyone knows he has good fina

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    Excellent poem bro. What's up the sleeve for New Years?

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    lol great poem..

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    That´s f****** funny man

    good work had me rolling!!!




    peace B-E

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    hahaha...good stuff

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    he he he

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    FUNNY ASS SHIT!!

    2 syringes up!!

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    ON DECA , ON FINA, ON SUSTANON , ON D-BOL!! ON TEST, ON WINNY, ON ENANTHATE , ON ANADROL !!!! Just the sort of poems mom used to tell around christmas. ha ha

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    "God bless you madmax...one and all"

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