I was in a bad mood today
I feel much better now though after having hit up my vaporizer. Marijuana is a medical marvel I tell you. For a minute there I forgot I was even online posting on the internet. Does anyone else ever do that? I'm going to just write every random thought I have for a minute and I want to see how close what I come up with is to a typical post I make here. Here goes:
I can't think of anything interesting to write. This sucks. I'd better start thinking harder than this. Here goes. ****. Nothing's happening. Why does my mind always wander to picturing naked blonde women that are for some unknown reason fondling themselves and ultimately having a much better time than any normal person would be having gratifying themselves without a partner. The music is too **** loud. I'm going to turn it down a bit. That's better. I have to pee. I think I can hold out for a while since I really don't feel like getting up. I think that same thing about 40 times a day I think. That's a little weird but I'm ultimately comfortable with the whole thing. Wait a second, I might be hungry. I'm either hungry or something's wrong. I hope it's just hunger. My pubic region is itchy. There we are. This new Diet Coke with lime I'm drinking is not all that bad tasting. I wonder what kind of flavours we'll have for drinks in 50 years. Coke would have a pretty strange taste to a Neanderthal I bet. Those guys were strong as ****. I wish I had genetics like that. I could totally do without the protruding forehead and jaw though. I'm bored of this now. I will stop.
