I was in a bad mood today

[Nathan]

I feel much better now though after having hit up my vaporizer. Marijuana is a medical marvel I tell you. For a minute there I forgot I was even online posting on the internet. Does anyone else ever do that? I'm going to just write every random thought I have for a minute and I want to see how close what I come up with is to a typical post I make here. Here goes:

I can't think of anything interesting to write. This sucks. I'd better start thinking harder than this. Here goes. ****. Nothing's happening. Why does my mind always wander to picturing naked blonde women that are for some unknown reason fondling themselves and ultimately having a much better time than any normal person would be having gratifying themselves without a partner. The music is too **** loud. I'm going to turn it down a bit. That's better. I have to pee. I think I can hold out for a while since I really don't feel like getting up. I think that same thing about 40 times a day I think. That's a little weird but I'm ultimately comfortable with the whole thing. Wait a second, I might be hungry. I'm either hungry or something's wrong. I hope it's just hunger. My pubic region is itchy. There we are. This new Diet Coke with lime I'm drinking is not all that bad tasting. I wonder what kind of flavours we'll have for drinks in 50 years. Coke would have a pretty strange taste to a Neanderthal I bet. Those guys were strong as ****. I wish I had genetics like that. I could totally do without the protruding forehead and jaw though. I'm bored of this now. I will stop.

[PuddleMonkey]

I still can't believe you have over 10,000 posts at EF

[Nathan]

I still can't believe you have over 10,000 posts at EF

Blow it out your ass.

[damiongage]

wow..that was actually interesting.....

[decadbal]

interesting... no, a insight into the mind of a person whos mind is blown...maybe. interesting...no..lol

[Da Bull]

LMFAOO.....Nathan's posts alway seem to make me feel better about myself.

[decadbal]

LMFAOO.....Nathan's posts alway seem to make me feel better about myself.

makes me remember why i broke my bong and stopped drinking... hes funny though.... ill give him that.. payodi trance perhaps...

[Hooligan]

Are you sure you smoked just pot?

[big daddy k de]

nice bro ...good to vent and just talk ... i am a big fan of your posts lol

[SV-1]

Nathan, are you high? :spudnikwo

[bad_man]

Is this guy really a moderator?

[SV-1]

Is this guy really a moderator?

Pretty incredible, huh?

[PuddleMonkey]

Does this guy really have over 10,000 posts at EF? Thats insane!

There, I fixed your question for you.

And the answer is yes!

[Nathan]

Is this guy really a moderator?

What's the problem amigo?

[Spoon]

"Coke would have a pretty strange taste to a Neanderthal I bet"?

Nathan you crack me up strange but true.

[bermich]

Yeah. For once, you had a post I actually was able to read through the entire thing.
The other thing is. It was kinda funny. How weird is that....

[PuddleMonkey]

[Symian]

LOL Where do you find this sh!t?

[PuddleMonkey]

LOL Where do you find this sh!t?

I'm smooth

[Spoon]

yes where do you find all this, share!

[Nathan]

LMAO. That's awesome.

[chicamahomico]

Nathan's nonsensical ramblings always make my day. Thanks bud.

Just the other morning I spent much time thinking about how 30 years ago it would have not been possible to convince anyone water would come in a bottle like pop and cost $1 for a few ounces in the 21st century. Does anyone even drink pop anymore, aside from in mixed drinks? I cannot remember the last time I bought a can of pop. I think pop still comes in cans, I know beer does.

[Nathan]

Nathan's nonsensical ramblings always make my day. Thanks bud.

Just the other morning I spent much time thinking about how 30 years ago it would have not been possible to convince anyone water would come in a bottle like pop and cost $1 for a few ounces in the 21st century. Does anyone even drink pop anymore, aside from in mixed drinks? I cannot remember the last time I bought a can of pop. I think pop still comes in cans, I know beer does.

I still drink pop in cans. I think I'll have one right now.

[bad_man]

I will only drink pop that comes in plastic bottles but I have to drink it out of a glass. The bottle has to be clear and the glass has to be colored. If the pop is not a Coke or Pepsi product then a different set of rules apply.

[TOMMY-GUNN]

yo Nathan, are you a big fav of vaporizors??? ive never liked them too much- reason being is that they dont get me as high.
are you in agreement? or do you have an amazing vaporizor or somethin?

[monstercojones]

Nathan, vaporizers are a gift from God... you area wise man....

[thegorilla]

gotta love some weed.

TheInfamousApe

[Nathan]

yo Nathan, are you a big fav of vaporizors??? ive never liked them too much- reason being is that they dont get me as high.
are you in agreement? or do you have an amazing vaporizor or somethin?

Actually, my vaporizer gets me the HIGHEST with the SMALLEST amount of weed. You just have to practice at it is all. I started using it after I got sick over Christmas and couldn't get through a leg workout without **** near passing out from not being able to get the oxygen in I needed. So, I started with the vaporizer and after a good month or so, my cough was gone and my endurance was up and my leg workouts are still tiring but totally doable again. Anyways, You have to let teh vaporizer warm up sufficiently - that's where most people go wrong. It takes mine about an hour or so. Then, I pack it with a regular sized bowl and screw the top on and wait about a minute. I then take a good three hits, hold it, and exhale through my nose and I'm ****ed. I put it down, I come back to it in an hour or so, finish what's left of the bowl, and then fill another and usually that will do me since I normally pass out for a few hours sometime after that second bowl. When I was smoking, I was going through an ounce a week on my own, though I was smoking all day, every day. Now, I tend to be high for about half my day on average, but I only go through a half-quarter to a quarter a week.

[chicamahomico]

You must be the mellowest person on the face of the earth.

Now, I tend to be high for about half my day on average, but I only go through a half-quarter to a quarter a week.

[bermich]

yes where do you find all this, share!

From his baby photo album. Thats him......

[Nathan]

You must be the mellowest person on the face of the earth.

People tell me I'm laid back, sure. Smoking takes the edge off things and I often need that.