A man is driving down the road and starts seeing signs that read: "Peach Stand ahead. Taste like everything." It raises his curiosity so he pulls in to check it out. He walks up to the owner and asks what the deal is with the peaches. The owner tells him, "I have a peach for every taste you can think of." 'Bull****' ,says the man. The owner tells him to try it out. The man says,'Well do you have one that tastes like a orange?' The owner hands him a peach. The man bites into it and tastes the freshest orange ever. The man asks,'What about an apple.' The owner replies,'Turn it around.' The man does so and takes another bite this time tasting a perfect apple. The man asks, 'What about a steak and baked potatoe?' The owner replies, 'I've got one right here.' The man takes a bite and tastes a warm juicy steak. He asks, 'Where's the baked potatoe?' 'Turn it around', replies the owner. The man does and tastes the best buttery baked potatoe. By this time the man is baffled but he wants one more taste. He asks the owner, 'Do you have one that tastes like p u s s y?' The owner gives him a peach and the man takes a big bite. He spits it out and hollers, 'That tastes like s h i t!' Turn it around replies the owner.
