Peaches Joke

**Mr.Magoo** · 06-30-2004, 12:21 PM

A man is driving down the road and starts seeing signs that read: "Peach Stand ahead. Taste like everything." It raises his curiosity so he pulls in to check it out. He walks up to the owner and asks what the deal is with the peaches. The owner tells him, "I have a peach for every taste you can think of." 'Bull****' ,says the man. The owner tells him to try it out. The man says,'Well do you have one that tastes like a orange?' The owner hands him a peach. The man bites into it and tastes the freshest orange ever. The man asks,'What about an apple.' The owner replies,'Turn it around.' The man does so and takes another bite this time tasting a perfect apple. The man asks, 'What about a steak and baked potatoe?' The owner replies, 'I've got one right here.' The man takes a bite and tastes a warm juicy steak. He asks, 'Where's the baked potatoe?' 'Turn it around', replies the owner. The man does and tastes the best buttery baked potatoe. By this time the man is baffled but he wants one more taste. He asks the owner, 'Do you have one that tastes like p u s s y?' The owner gives him a peach and the man takes a big bite. He spits it out and hollers, 'That tastes like s h i t!' Turn it around replies the owner.

**singern** · 06-30-2004, 12:45 PM

Heard this one before but its still funny

**Blown_SC** · 06-30-2004, 01:21 PM

That was prety good bro...

**w_rballs** · 06-30-2004, 01:34 PM

heard the same one but with a cookie. still some funny ****

**Quake** · 06-30-2004, 02:53 PM

Oldie but a goldie!

**BabyGirl01** · 06-30-2004, 03:07 PM

Funny funny

BG

**1badcamaro** · 06-30-2004, 04:46 PM

i must be behind in my jokes, never heard that b4 but i'm gonna use it with my friends, pretty **** funny

**Mr.Magoo** · 07-01-2004, 08:40 AM

Q: Why aren't Al-Queda terrorists circumcized?

A: So they have somewhere to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

**Blown_SC** · 07-01-2004, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Magoo

Q: Why aren't Al-Queda terrorists circumcized?

A: So they have somewhere to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

Nice...

Here's one:

A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.

But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.

Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."

"Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"

Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."

The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,

"As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew that I was in definitely!

**Mr.Magoo** · 07-01-2004, 08:53 AM

good one!

Here goes:

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

A: How are we supposed to find an egg in all this s h i t!

**Blown_SC** · 07-01-2004, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Magoo

good one!

Here goes:

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

A: How are we supposed to find an egg in all this s h i t!

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"