How well do you know each other? 2 Facts, 1 Lie Can You Find the Lie?

O.K. this is my 101 post, so I thought would do something special if you guys want to play? Here it is: You post two general facts about yourself and then you post a lie and mix it up. Then, the other members try to figure out the lie. In a later post, you reveal the lie.
Example: Me (aka Fat Guy)
1. I am fat
2. I played football in college.
3. I was kicked out of every high school in my school district as a kid.

Which one do you think is the lie?

If you think I’m lame, I already know, but thanks!
:banana:

2...

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Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

2...

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You got it...I don't know sh*t about football. Good job...

1, think you are skinny

you dont know **** about football, what are you a woman....

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

you dont know **** about football, what are you a woman....

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or european?

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Originally Posted by 50%Natural

or european?

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isnt that the same thing?lol jk

1. I'm probably funnier than you are and if not I'm funnier looking.
2. I can pilot aircraft. I can take-off and fly, however, I have never landed.
3. I have climbed Mount Everest.


Let's see... #1, #2, or #3.....mmmmm.... how about a clue....

3....

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

isnt that the same thing?lol jk

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No offense europe but that was funny. LOL

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

1. I'm probably funnier than you are and if not I'm funnier looking.
2. I can pilot aircraft. I can take-off and fly, however, I have never landed.
3. I have climbed Mount Everest.


Let's see... #1, #2, or #3.....mmmmm.... how about a clue....

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i call bs on all 3

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Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i call bs on all 3

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1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

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since you were born in 1958, i belive number 3, so i call bs on no. 1 :lol:

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Originally Posted by Fat Guy

You got it...I don't know sh*t about football. Good job...

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:D whats my prize?

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Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

:D whats my prize?

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You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

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Isiah1sas, you either:

1. Hit your head VERY hard at an early age.
2. Grew up a normal child and had a good life.
3. Had a seizure that numbed half of your brain.

One of these is not true.

-B

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

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LMAO :D

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

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:lol: that one made me laugh

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

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You don't play the trumpet you big liar.

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Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

:lol: that one made me laugh

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LOL same here.

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Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

:D whats my prize?

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A Date with my sister!
Here is her web pic, but you better be over 18 before you check it out!
http://www.ampland.com/humor/04/0521.html :elephant: :banana:

How does she ****?

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Originally Posted by Fat Guy

A Date with my sister!
Here is her web pic, but you better be over 18 before you check it out!
http://www.ampland.com/humor/04/0521.html :elephant: :banana:

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oh god, you suck!

All right I'll play:

1. I turn 40 this year and I have yet to do a cycle
2. I played football with Brett farve
3. I drove a race car in the Indy 500

hmmmm, I will have to go with number..............3

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

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I call BS on Number 2....there's no way you would have enough time to learn to play the trumpet if you're a Cross Walk Guard.......that's serious work there. hahaha

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Originally Posted by Maraxus

hmmmm, I will have to go with number..............3

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****! that was quick...........*snatches up ball* I'm going home now! hahahaha

#3...


here goes...

1) I drank a bottle of vodka in less than 10 seconds.
2) I have a tattoo on my back.
3) I like cake.

where's the lie?

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Originally Posted by monstercojones

#3...


here goes...

1) I drank a bottle of vodka in less than 10 seconds.
2) I have a tattoo on my back.
3) I like cake.

where's the lie?

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Number 3? I'm pretty sure you hate cake....except if it's swimming in vodka. hahaha

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Originally Posted by twosocks40

Isiah1sas, you either:

1. Hit your head VERY hard at an early age.
2. Grew up a normal child and had a good life.
3. Had a seizure that numbed half of your brain.

One of these is not true.

-B

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im gonna go with 2....

Here is mine

1 I have two children

2 I own a buisness

3 I am a democrat

:hello:

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Maraxus

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lucky guess!!

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Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat

Number 3? I'm pretty sure you hate cake....except if it's swimming in vodka. hahaha

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good call...

yeah

hmmm, i would have to say 1!!!

Haha wrong my southfla brother, its 3. its always number 3

1 My screen name is Bermich

2 This thread is GAY

3 I have 12 legs.

alwyas number 3 like i said

:lol: this looks fun...

1) I am a chick
2) I graduated college
3) I can leg press over 500