I will survive - The NEW version.
I Will Survive
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches
Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man
that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should
have known that it was bull****, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have
known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a
prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only
joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cus as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I
will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's
and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a
cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude
hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to
stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.
(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up
your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!
i think barbi, kc, and that hocket chick need to get out more!!
i have never heard 3 women so bent on batteries and not getting laid!!where do you girls live?now i know there are alot of asshole guys out there , but can't you just go **** someone for fun and put down the "neck massager"?christ, if i have to hear about you girls and your lack of penis i'm gonna come bang all three of you!!now go find some men!!!hahaha
Have you been in my bedroom?????
**** I need better locks I guess.
Quote:
Originally Posted by max-it
never trust a woman with a 220volt outlet in her bedroom
i want to meet the girl who can take 10 inches!
because i would like to see this used up whore. i have spoken to 5 million girls on this topic for ****ign years and not one, READ CAREFULLY, not one in every girl i have asked on this subject EVER EVER said length over width. where are your nerver endings the most sensitive?it's not 10 inches into you i can tell you that. guys don't be fooled by these wannabe size queens as if they saw a 10" cock they would run for the hills,hahaha
obviously, i'm not rocking the 10" cock , nor is anyone else on this board, but a very good length and width will put that 10" **** to rest.