Is it possible for a girl to get knocked up in 2 weeks
Ok, here's my story...
I met this girl, not a very long time ago, and she wasn't the type you bring home to mom either...Well one thing leads to another and I wind up getting messed up and doing something I shouldn't, I sleep with this girl, without a condom no less. It was a stupid, idiotic mistake and I learned my lesson, 100%.
But anyway, this happened last Wednesday, and last night I get a call with this girl saying she is pregnant. She took a home pregnacy test and it came out positive. Now not for nothing, but this is the first time we phucked, and two weeks later she's pregnant?? I don't know, but I think this girl is phucking with my head. I think it could be that she practically is love with me, either that or she knows I'm pretty much on the ball with my life and she's trying to hold me down? Who knows...But I just find it funny that I have sex with this girl and 2 weeks later she says she missed her peroid, (I know it comes monthly, but she was due in two weeks) her nipples felt soar and what not, so she took a pregnacy test and it came out positive...
Any input would be great...thanks fellas, and to some of you, please learn from my mistake...it's not worth it.
Don't quit your day job......
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Originally Posted by hung-solo
if its yours, throw her down a flight of steps...if that doesnt work, go to the closet..hahahaha------------that was a joke ladies
You'll end up BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!
and you'll save $500 bucks!!
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Originally Posted by hung-solo
if its yours, throw her down a flight of steps...if that doesnt work, go to the closet..hahahaha------------that was a joke ladies
i'm with hung! just have her come over and grease the handrailing on your steps.nothing says i'm not a daddy like properly planting a swift kick to the tummy!!
i only pullout for one reason
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Originally Posted by mustang331
Did you pull out???
to make abstract art on the lower back
imagine you wait too long to do it....
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Originally Posted by hung-solo
:lol: nothing says "i love you" like a coat hanger! BAHAHAHA oh i am going to hell for this one but god**** its funny
your kid comes out with a patch on his eye!!!