Almost went to jail in 3rd world country
Oh s***, my wife and I decided to hire house help to help with the cooking and laundry. It is a commen thing here in sri lanka. Since i was on the streets when I was a little boy we decided to help a poor person. So today I picked up our house help. I took her to some stores and bought her toothe paste, shampoo, deoderant and so on. A couple hours later the police show up and want to take me to jail for "hiring a prostitute".
They thought I picked her up to f*** her and all my wife and I wanted to do was help her out. Anyway she's back in broken down house and I am not in Jail. I guess that is what you get for trying to help people out.
The only way I got out of it was by giving them money to buy alchol.