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03-09-2005, 09:40 AM
needmorestrength

Anyone else have this problem

Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!
03-09-2005, 09:50 AM
Big Rig

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Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

lol...torpedos, that's funny.

I only have that problem if I've ate something I should not have. Droping F-Bombs while on the treadmills does make for some quite embarassing moments.
03-09-2005, 10:13 AM
needmorestrength

Its Very Very Annoying!!
03-09-2005, 10:22 AM
Juggernaut

Might I suggest a cork?
03-09-2005, 10:36 AM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Might I suggest a cork?

It would be blow out.. its violent movements!
03-09-2005, 11:43 AM
Bigen12

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Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

This just means that your morning cardio is working, so stop your bitching.

If you have to just carry a bucket, and when you feel the need, jump off the machine and do your business, then get your lazy ass back on the machine and back to work…. :lol:
03-09-2005, 11:52 AM
UrbanLegend

Thats why I take a dump first thing in the morning......no reason to have the all-night buildup come out at an unexpected time.

That does sometimes happen to me though. I'll rush off to the gym, and then when I was coming back my stomach would just be killing me, and I would be like WTF? Where did this come from? It used to happen more when I was on therms of some kind.....
03-09-2005, 12:16 PM
Diesel

Never heard of it referred to as a LOZ...lol
03-09-2005, 12:18 PM
Monkeytown

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Never heard of it referred to as a LOZ...lol

There was a thread a few months ago when Lozgod was banned that said from now on Loz was the new word for $hit. It just kinda stuck, even now that he is back. :lol: :lol:
03-09-2005, 12:20 PM
Monkeytown

Man I can barely get out of bed b4 I have to drop a major loz. So mine is usually gone before I go to the gym. I have had gas while doing cardio though. That sucks...it's impossible to squeeze your cheeks while runing or on the elliptical.
03-09-2005, 12:20 PM
HeavyHitter

Bigen is right!! You should try to cut down on your late night eating and/or change your late night (evening) diet. If it doesnt stop soon, it has to be what your eating before you go to bed!! IMO
03-09-2005, 12:23 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Monkeytown

There was a thread a few months ago when Lozgod was banned that said from now on Loz was the new word for $hit. It just kinda stuck, even now that he is back. :lol: :lol:

Umm actually I believe it was deca you crackwhore :lol: :wg:
03-09-2005, 12:25 PM
Monkeytown

That's right, **** I laugh everytime I think about how it caught on and how many people use it!! haha

BTW - Where is Deca these days? Haven't seen him in a while?!
03-09-2005, 12:25 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Bigen12

This just means that your morning cardio is working, so stop your bitching.

If you have to just carry a bucket, and when you feel the need, jump off the machine and do your business, then get your lazy ass back on the machine and back to work…. :lol:

Listen here.. At least I do my cardio mr. non cardio doer :wg:
03-09-2005, 12:27 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Monkeytown

Man I can barely get out of bed b4 I have to drop a major loz. So mine is usually gone before I go to the gym. I have had gas while doing cardio though. That sucks...it's impossible to squeeze your cheeks while runing or on the elliptical.

Lol yea the eliptical is a bitch.. the bike is much easier.... Man I do take one before cardio which is the wierd thing
03-09-2005, 12:28 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Bigen is right!! You should try to cut down on your late night eating and/or change your late night (evening) diet. If it doesnt stop soon, it has to be what your eating before you go to bed!! IMO

I could not eat and do the same thing :unsure: just going to staple it shut
03-09-2005, 12:30 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Monkeytown

That's right, **** I laugh everytime I think about how it caught on and how many people use it!! haha

BTW - Where is Deca these days? Haven't seen him in a while?!

hmm he moved, hes preping for a contest.. but im not sure.. prolly molesting animals
03-09-2005, 12:41 PM
Monkeytown

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Originally Posted by needmorestrength

hmm he moved, hes preping for a contest.. but im not sure.. prolly molesting animals

I thought that was Bouncer? :wg:
03-09-2005, 12:59 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Monkeytown

I thought that was Bouncer? :wg:

Lol him too.. bunch of sicko's :wg:
03-09-2005, 01:16 PM
HeavyHitter

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Originally Posted by needmorestrength

I could not eat and do the same thing :unsure: just going to staple it shut

:eek: Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you..... :lol: :lol:
03-09-2005, 01:20 PM
Monkeytown

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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

:eek: Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you..... :lol: :lol:

I loved that movie!!
03-09-2005, 02:01 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

:eek: Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you..... :lol: :lol:

haha whats that from?
03-09-2005, 02:19 PM
Monkeytown

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Originally Posted by needmorestrength

haha whats that from?

The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt
03-09-2005, 02:38 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by Monkeytown

The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt

never saw it
03-09-2005, 02:38 PM
zuke

when i wake up i have to coax my loz out. a cup of coffee and a skoal usually does the trick, and then i can do my cardio.
03-09-2005, 02:42 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by zuke

when i wake up i have to coax my loz out. a cup of coffee and a skoal usually does the trick, and then i can do my cardio.

Lol fair enough. I like to do my cardio on a totally empty tank
03-09-2005, 04:35 PM
HeavyHitter

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Originally Posted by Monkeytown

The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt

hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together.... :lol: The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!
03-09-2005, 08:45 PM
needmorestrength

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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together.... :lol: The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!

lol you'll have to excuse monkeytown.. hes a crack whore :p
03-09-2005, 09:11 PM
KGBnine

Take your morning LOZ before the workout, or before you go to bed.
03-09-2005, 09:14 PM
TooSmall

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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together.... :lol: The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!

M.E.T.H.O.D MAN from 36 chambers

great cd
03-09-2005, 09:19 PM
Angelis

:roflol: LMAO @ LOZ(GOD)
03-09-2005, 09:52 PM
1morerep

if u do a search on my posts you'll see all of them have to do with my gas, someone here suggested beano and i'm on my 2nd day, i feel(smell) a bit of a difference.

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