Stupid Bitch

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04-03-2005, 11:10 AM
Lozgod

Stupid Bitch

Find me a non-emotional woman that isn't a corpse in bed and I will settle down.

Stupid bitch was going to bring me some crab cakes. She said she was leaving at 11am. So at 12:30 I am sick of waiting for her so I eat. No biggie. So she calls me at 1 and says sorry she got tied up etc. etc. So I am like no big deal I just ate. SHE FLIPS OUT! Now she isn't bringing my crabcakes and is acting all pissy. This is why I won't get in to a relationship. I couldn't stand having to deal with an idiot 24/7. It just makes me so mad when they flip out over nothing, what am I supposed to do, wait for her stupid ass. I should try to **** her cousin just for pissing me off.
04-03-2005, 11:12 AM
SwoleCat

Wow, she's moody!

I wouldn't be able to handle a woman like that, and I simply would not. :)

~SC~
04-03-2005, 11:14 AM
Cry0smate

Bingo!!!
04-03-2005, 11:14 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Wow, she's moody!

What, 95% of them aren't all like that? :unsure:
04-03-2005, 11:15 AM
SwoleCat

I don't know the actual percentage, but I'm just happy I found one who is nada like that.

:)

~SC~
04-03-2005, 11:16 AM
Lozgod

I want my god dam crab cakes!
04-03-2005, 11:17 AM
Rob

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Wow, she's moody!

I wouldn't be able to handle a woman like that, and I simply would not. :)

~SC~

"woman", right :wg:

:dg:
04-03-2005, 11:43 AM
stompin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

I want my god dam crab cakes!

lol :D
04-03-2005, 11:52 AM
LACBodybuilder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

I want my god dam crab cakes!

Send the cousin out to get them.
04-03-2005, 11:52 AM
palme

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

I want my god dam crab cakes!

Hahaha tuff luck bro!
04-03-2005, 12:06 PM
wizbang

if want something done right. you've got to do it yourself .imo
04-03-2005, 12:08 PM
Pale Horse

we all know how I feel about the psycho spawn called women
04-03-2005, 12:26 PM
GQ-Bouncer

time to find a new girl bro

sounds to me like she just wants attention
04-03-2005, 12:31 PM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer

time to find a new girl bro

It isn't my girl, it is some girl I am boning. I never go beyond friends with benefits.
04-03-2005, 12:45 PM
GREENMACHINE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

It isn't my girl, it is some girl I am boning. I never go beyond friends with benefits.

Imagine what she would be like if you were in a relationship with her. :rolleyes:
04-03-2005, 12:49 PM
D-END

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREENMACHINE

Imagine what she would be like if you were in a relationship with her. :rolleyes:

she probably would have stabbed him...:lol:
04-03-2005, 04:20 PM
Lozgod

She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.
04-03-2005, 04:22 PM
BlInDsIdE

haha thats awsome
04-03-2005, 04:23 PM
Explosive215

Just tell her she is PMSing lol, that will really piss her off
04-03-2005, 04:24 PM
Explosive215

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.

Good for u bro. :banana:
04-03-2005, 04:24 PM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Explosive215

Just tell her she is PMSing lol, that will really piss her off

Yeah but that gives her an excuse for her behavior. I want her to feel like something is wrong with her. That opens the door for behavioral modification.
04-03-2005, 04:25 PM
Explosive215

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Yeah but that gives her an excuse for her behavior. I want her to feel like something is wrong with her. That opens the door for behavioral modification.

Good point....i didnt think of that :scratch:
04-03-2005, 04:37 PM
BUBBA74

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.

Hey if she calls back tell her to swing those crab cakes over to Bubba's house.

:lol:
04-03-2005, 04:49 PM
Insane_Man

Hahaha same old ****.
04-03-2005, 04:56 PM
yikes!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

It isn't my girl, it is some girl I am boning. I never go beyond friends with benefits.

good move
04-03-2005, 04:58 PM
jbol

Just explain to her that your on a cycle and gotta eat :)
04-03-2005, 05:02 PM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbol

Just explain to her that your on a cycle and gotta eat :)

Yeah right. Explain myself to a woman. What next? Open the car door for her? :lol:
04-03-2005, 05:03 PM
jbol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Yeah right. Explain myself to a woman. What next? Open the car door for her? :lol:

:lol:
04-03-2005, 07:31 PM
BARLOW

ya thatll do the trick
04-03-2005, 07:32 PM
SHRED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Find me a non-emotional woman that isn't a corpse in bed and I will settle down.

Stupid bitch was going to bring me some crab cakes. She said she was leaving at 11am. So at 12:30 I am sick of waiting for her so I eat. No biggie. So she calls me at 1 and says sorry she got tied up etc. etc. So I am like no big deal I just ate. SHE FLIPS OUT! Now she isn't bringing my crabcakes and is acting all pissy. This is why I won't get in to a relationship. I couldn't stand having to deal with an idiot 24/7. It just makes me so mad when they flip out over nothing, what am I supposed to do, wait for her stupid ass. I should try to **** her cousin just for pissing me off.

mine is the same way bro - cant ****ing stand her somtimes
04-03-2005, 07:38 PM
J-Dogg

Dude, don't turn down free food. Have her bring over those crab cakes, grab them and shut the door.

If you don't want them I'll take them!
04-03-2005, 07:42 PM
k@m NYC

i just ordered crab cakes.. delivery boy better not have an attitude lol.
04-03-2005, 07:50 PM
solid-d

funny post....
04-03-2005, 08:42 PM
BARLOW

what a physco bitch!
04-03-2005, 10:13 PM
J.S.N.

man, your'e way overreacting.

you shouldn't have dissed her that way over the phone.

always find a new ho' before you break things off- you might not get laid.
04-04-2005, 01:18 AM
KINGKONG

Throw her to the lions loz..My girl better be on the double with my crab cakes or she's gone and I'll be with another in a day...Can't stand arguing or attitude...
04-04-2005, 07:14 AM
needmorestrength

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.

lmao.. thats the way to do it.. especially not being in a relationship she has no reason..unless she is thinks that its a relationship :unsure:
04-04-2005, 07:23 AM
BARLOW

maybe she does ^^
04-04-2005, 07:31 AM
jc3

They are an evil breed.....