Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
I got a great shit story...
There is a culprit at my gym that feels that it is necessary to lay down a piece of paper towel on top of the toilet water before he shits.
The end result....
As the shit lands on the paper towel that has been neatly folded and placed on top of the water, the shit lands there and stays above the water line and stinks the whole east side of the gym out.
I go to flush the toilet, and the paper towel is too much for the bowl to handle!
I barely make it out of the bath room without barfing.
This persons shit smells worse than a dogs.
All that happens when you flush, is the paper towel only does a quarter turn and gets jack knifed in the bowl.
The water fills back up and the shit is still there, floating on top of the paper towel.