Thread: crapping and the gym
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09-07-2005, 01:27 PM #1
crapping and the gym
Do you take a crap before hitting the weights? I always do. Its like a religious practice for me. I have to take that god damn crap!
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09-07-2005, 01:29 PM #2
sometimes when im on the treadmill i have to stop to crap. it is pretty annoying.
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09-07-2005, 01:35 PM #3
sometimes i do......and sometimes i dont
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09-07-2005, 01:36 PM #4
Why does so many people have the urge to talk about shitting??????????
Oh well just dont wanna get the runs while lifting weights
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09-07-2005, 02:41 PM #5
I have to piss sometimes in the middle of a workout....dont really know if i crap exclusively before hitting the weights
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09-07-2005, 02:51 PM #6"Rock" of Love ;)
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just throw in a dip about an hour before workout....that turd will slide out like greased lightning
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09-07-2005, 03:04 PM #7
some guy at my last gym sh!t himself while going heavy on squats. it was funny till i smelled it. ran like hell out of the weight room.
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09-07-2005, 03:06 PM #8Originally Posted by punchrf
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09-07-2005, 04:50 PM #9
i always duece before i lift guess it's the pre workout copenhagen
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09-07-2005, 05:44 PM #10Originally Posted by chest6
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09-07-2005, 05:58 PM #11Originally Posted by punchrf
I fart all the time in the gym but I have never shit myself thanks to the pre workout crap routine
just today I bet I farted well over 20 times when squatting. they where silent killers though and no one knew it was me
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09-07-2005, 06:02 PM #12Originally Posted by johan
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09-07-2005, 06:05 PM #13Originally Posted by punchrf
lol reminds me of the time I was doing deadlift and I was so gassy that EVERY rep I made forced out a smelly, fart that sure as hell wasnt quiet. Half the gym was laughing after I had done one set and then I decided its not a good day for deads luckily all the people in there where males.
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09-07-2005, 06:08 PM #14Originally Posted by johan
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09-07-2005, 06:12 PM #15Originally Posted by punchrf
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09-07-2005, 06:14 PM #16Originally Posted by johan
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09-07-2005, 06:17 PM #17Member
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I'm a big fan of those rapid-fire chain gun farts...just thought I'd share.
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09-07-2005, 06:23 PM #18Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
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09-07-2005, 06:24 PM #19Originally Posted by punchrf
from crap it turned into farts LMAO
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09-07-2005, 06:25 PM #20
I always like to clean out the bowles! Especially on leg day!!
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09-07-2005, 06:28 PM #21
My favourite is when im spottin my mate on bench, crack out a couple of silent but violents and he finds it somewhat harder to get the weight up. The best one i eva did was when i got my mate to assist me on my last pull up, and cranked out a monster that id bin brewing for quite sometime, straight onto his face, needless to say, he hasnt helped me on chins since.
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09-07-2005, 06:30 PM #22Originally Posted by JamesC
your next plan should be tea bagging him when your spotting him in the bench
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09-07-2005, 06:30 PM #23Originally Posted by johan
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09-07-2005, 06:34 PM #24Originally Posted by johan
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09-07-2005, 11:29 PM #25
I have crapped my panties several times doing heavy squats. I always try to go before I squat or deadlift.
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09-08-2005, 02:56 AM #26
i like to crap my pants on the way to the gym
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09-08-2005, 05:05 AM #27
bump
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09-08-2005, 05:22 AM #28Originally Posted by MuckDog
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09-08-2005, 07:30 AM #29
I don't know what you obsession is with anal activities but it's really disturbing. If I had the legal means to do so I would kick your tooting ass right out of the gym. I think someone like yourself that enjoys letting everyone smell your disgusting aroma while we are trying to focus on lifting should have a cork slammed up your ass. JMO...But then again, you would probably like that..Show some class and respect in the gym..WTF is wrong with you?
Originally Posted by johan
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09-08-2005, 07:45 AM #30Originally Posted by Puffader
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09-08-2005, 08:55 AM #31Originally Posted by Puffader
If your so damn weak you cant even focuse if the gym smells bad I suggest you go to some pussy gym with all the nice machines and fitness chicks. In the gyms I workout no one cares if you smell, fart, scream or grunt.
A gym isnt a gym if it smells nice
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09-08-2005, 09:04 AM #32
Worlds Gym Royal Palm, Palm Beach Florida. I'm there at 7pm every night.
Bring your methane and I'll bring my lighter you sick MF'er..
Don't forget the write "Smell my ass" on your forehead so I know who to torch..
Originally Posted by JamesC
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09-08-2005, 09:07 AM #33
Yeah Yeah. This must be some kind of European male bonding you speak of.
You probably like to smell and lick the mens sweat off the benches too.
Right here buddy.
Originally Posted by johan
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09-08-2005, 09:10 AM #34Originally Posted by Puffader
acctualy I steal other peoples underwear in the locker room, especialy those with skidmarks and enjoy the smell privatly.
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09-08-2005, 09:13 AM #35Originally Posted by JamesC
I think this dude would enjoy the tea bagging aswell
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09-08-2005, 09:16 AM #36
They way you "Strike a Pose" in your atavar it sure wounldn't surprise me at all seeing you steal mens dirty underwear.
Hey, just keep your slack jaw out of my locker..
Originally Posted by johanLast edited by Puffader; 09-08-2005 at 09:19 AM.
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09-08-2005, 09:19 AM #37Originally Posted by Puffader
Have a nice life bro and dont die out of schock if someone acctualy lifts a heavy weight and lets one rip in your gym.
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09-08-2005, 09:24 AM #38
Just get a butt plug and we can solve this issue.
Originally Posted by johan
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09-08-2005, 09:26 AM #39Originally Posted by Puffader
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09-08-2005, 09:35 AM #40
NICE!
That was funny.
Ok you win but just keep your loose rectum away from my gym.
Originally Posted by johan
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