crapping and the gym

**Kärnfysikern** · 09-08-2005, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Puffader

NICE!
That was funny.

Ok you win but just keep your loose rectum away from my gym.

just watch out. Some day you will hear a faint "psssttt" in the gym and then the smell will hit you and you will know who is the true silent killer. You wont even know it was me, Il make it look like it was the fat dude in the corner

**punchrf** · 09-08-2005, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by JamesC

Oh how i like the walk farts, the bench in my gym is the opposite side to the water fountain, so in between a set when ive been brewing for a while, ill release all the way to the fountain and then go the opposite way on the way back and release all the way back to - maximum devastation.

how can you hold those in while lifting? when i feel one brewing i don't start a set till the feeling goes away because of the potential fury i might unleash. but then there are those times where i don't care and let them go.

**juicy_brucy** · 09-08-2005, 09:59 AM

I got a great shit story...
There is a culprit at my gym that feels that it is necessary to lay down a piece of paper towel on top of the toilet water before he shits.
The end result....
As the shit lands on the paper towel that has been neatly folded and placed on top of the water, the shit lands there and stays above the water line and stinks the whole east side of the gym out.
I go to flush the toilet, and the paper towel is too much for the bowl to handle!
I barely make it out of the bath room without barfing.
This persons shit smells worse than a dogs.
All that happens when you flush, is the paper towel only does a quarter turn and gets jack knifed in the bowl.
The water fills back up and the shit is still there, floating on top of the paper towel.

**punchrf** · 09-08-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

I got a great shit story...
There is a culprit at my gym that feels that it is necessary to lay down a piece of paper towel on top of the toilet water before he shits.
The end result....
As the shit lands on the paper towel that has been neatly folded and placed on top of the water, the shit lands there and stays above the water line and stinks the whole east side of the gym out.
I go to flush the toilet, and the paper towel is too much for the bowl to handle!
I barely make it out of the bath room without barfing.
This persons shit smells worse than a dogs.
All that happens when you flush, is the paper towel only does a quarter turn and gets jack knifed in the bowl.
The water fills back up and the shit is still there, floating on top of the paper towel.

thats pure evil/disgusting/awesome all at the same time. if i ever get mad at my gym i'll remember that one. that's way worse than a fart because it'll smell till someone does something about it.

**Kärnfysikern** · 09-08-2005, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

I got a great shit story...
There is a culprit at my gym that feels that it is necessary to lay down a piece of paper towel on top of the toilet water before he shits.
The end result....
As the shit lands on the paper towel that has been neatly folded and placed on top of the water, the shit lands there and stays above the water line and stinks the whole east side of the gym out.
I go to flush the toilet, and the paper towel is too much for the bowl to handle!
I barely make it out of the bath room without barfing.
This persons shit smells worse than a dogs.
All that happens when you flush, is the paper towel only does a quarter turn and gets jack knifed in the bowl.
The water fills back up and the shit is still there, floating on top of the paper towel.

damn thats like pissing on the hot rocks in a sauna. Pure damn evil

**punchrf** · 09-08-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by johan

damn thats like pissing on the hot rocks in a sauna. Pure damn evil

i forgot about that trick since my gym i'm at currently doesn't have a sauna. my buddy use to do that to the assistant manager at the last gym i was at. the assistant manager always finished up with the same exercise so my buddy would go piss on the rocks about 3 minutes before he hopped in the sauna. i overheard him telling the maintance person to clean and sanitize the sauna because it had smelled like piss for the last month. the assistant manager hated us both so that was completely necessary.

**juicy_brucy** · 09-08-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by johan

damn thats like pissing on the hot rocks in a sauna. Pure damn evil

Yeah, pretty evil, I know Johan. but I will admit, that it is ****ing hilarious.
Watching all the prissy girls almost barf would be worth paying cash to see.
Ohh, before I forget....
I just took a crap before I shot some tren about 5 miniutes ago.
I was going to shoot, and then I though..."Damn, I can't shoot when I have to shit"
The rest is history.