someone entertain me please...
any interesting stories or jokes?
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someone entertain me please...
any interesting stories or jokes?
Oh the jokes that crossed MY MIND!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ttuprincess
:lol:
~SC~
dirty boy!
hey princess sorry your bored........ wish I could entertain you but I'm not in the mood :wg:
What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing. They've never met.
ha, i never usually tell blonde jokes, but that's funny
BLAH BLAH BLHA im bored
here's a funny
Rofl
lol thats funny
lmaoo thats good shitQuote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
Im bored too....now i know not to take ephedra after 7pm.
im wired.....
Q: what does a little black kid get for christmas?
A: your bike!
oooooooo
i think that might be not appropriate i know its a joke
but some ppl might find that offensive..
my bad. nark thought it was funny wheni posted it b4.Quote:
Originally Posted by collar
haha shit tahts funny hommie..LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
~dv~
Here you go, Girlfriend... a bit of bio on moi.
http://www.geocities.com/juicedshemalehooker/
I will pen another chapter or two after things settle down here. I heard on the radio that Ray Nagin, our Mayor, will be letting residents of Uptown, the French Quarter (MEEEEE! YAY!) and Algiers go home Monday, if the EPA reports that the air is safe to breathe and the water safe to at least be around. I am displaced right now and quite distracted.
MwwwwaaAAAAHHHH!!!
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker
now thats attractive.... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
hey ttuprincess im board too... msn..? :wg:
thats underrated..60% of the time it works..everytimeQuote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
wait ttu princes..i just noticed u have 3500+ posts and have only been a member since may 2005..did i miss ur post whoring?
old account posts plus new account postsQuote:
Originally Posted by chest6
DO NOT READ ID EASILY OFFENDED MY SICK JOKES.
What's 6+46+12 ?................Michael Jackson in a threesome !!
How can you tell if Michael Jackson is throwing a party?....check for the prams in the driveway!!!
What did the parent say to Michael Jacson at the beach? Hey get out my son!!!!
(theres loads more sh1t like that at : http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/index.html
Hiya Sweetpea......why so bored??
HI HUNNY! i have missed you so much!!!!! how have you been??? please update me on you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
Bored cause my hunny is out of town till friday :(
Even Militia Guy should like this one
Ahkmed The Arab
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
was only?here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go
into?de odder room, _poop in de bocket_, _pee on de poop_, and den _put
your?head down over de bocket _and _breathe in de fumes _for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
bucket,?peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
was?wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick."
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Originally Posted by ttuprincess
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SMACK SMACK
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lol at dally
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Originally Posted by ttuprincess
Awww, it's nice to be missed....and I too have missed seeing you...I've been ...well....lol it's a long story....I'll tell you about it sometime...lets just say I have some free time on my hands now....and I'm doing fine otherwise!! You know me I'm like a cat I always land on my feet :wg:
And aww sorry to hear your hunny is out of town....but friday is only two more days away....then it'll all be fine....
I must say sweet pea I never dreamed you'd ever get bored lol I figured you'd just talk to yourself....and answer back if the need arises!!!
Love ya lots babe take care....and cheer up :wg:
H A HA HA!Quote:
I must say sweet pea I never dreamed you'd ever get bored lol I figured you'd just talk to yourself....and answer back if the need arises!!!
Lol, you can't fool me darlin' I know how well you like to talk.... :wg: Crank up the music and dance around....you'll feel better.
I thought this was hilarious I dont think it should offend any one if it does let me know and I'll delete it :D
This is why you smile for pictures
damn tell her to give back the good christmas table cloth!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
this made me smile
http://forums.steroid.com/attachment...id=55452&stc=1
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Originally Posted by ttuprincess
:no: That's not nice at all........but funny, and besides it looks more like a bed spread...
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Originally Posted by ttuprincess
LOL :lol:
Well, Cruise, I think she is charming. So do you have any nude pictures of your bride? And does she enjoy being spanked? I'll be nice to you if you will let me be nice to her!Quote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
Feeling Frisky
Anna Bollick, JSRH
have to quote this so it doesn't change..Quote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
tooo funny..
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Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
Anna that is not me in the wedding pic :icon_roll and no thanks!!!! you are one sick puppy and I mean that in the nicest way "LOCO HOTO"
lmao!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
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