Would somebody do me a favor and lock this thread, i have never had one of my threads locked. Break my "locked thread" virginity. I am home alone on a Saturday night and am going ****ing nuts...
Thanks
Would somebody do me a favor and lock this thread, i have never had one of my threads locked. Break my "locked thread" virginity. I am home alone on a Saturday night and am going ****ing nuts...
Thanks
Oh, and my g/f (ex girlfriend maybe, hell i don't know) hates me!
Anybody in Texas close to Dallas?
**** i am bored..drinking a little though so that is helping
Nothing like having some drinks and surfing the greatest ****ing forum eva
LMFAO!!!!
I will pay somebody $20 dollars to see to it that this thread does not ever get locked.......:wg:
I am drinking some Cherry Flavored liquor with Diet Pepsi..not bad
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Originally Posted by HORSE
C'mon...lock it goddamnit...i am in misery here..you get off on watching a fellow AR brother sulk in his misery?
**** it...i now what i will do..i forgot to jack off today..
brb
you ARE JUST PLAIN CRUEL, horseQuote:
Originally Posted by HORSE
Murilo tell me one of your crazy bjj stories where your trying to help a white belt out and end up getting hurt
I see you looking at this thread mn Fighter...
Please don't read it...i am supposed to be some MMA know it all and instead i am posting like a ****ing loser over here...
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Originally Posted by mn_fighter
Well the guy was actually one of the Black Belts who taught Ishin Ryu classes at our school...make no mistake i jacked him up later and never helped him again.
*see i am a bad ass*
Another time during the Vale Tudo class..we were going at it and i ended up in this guy's guard and i felt some pain and looked at the mat and there was blood everywhere..looked at my foot and i had no toe nail on my big toe..had to wrap that crusty mother****er up for a month after that. :lol:
Naw murilo i actually never trained mma I am actually 400 pounds over weight and just pretend to be concerend about fitness
And i almost kicked Kron Gracie's ass back in 2000 at Rickson's...he was probably 8yrs old at the time...i seriously asked him to roll and he said "i don't have a gi"
He backed down like a bitch...
I look like a combination of butter bean and hunt with the skill level of wes simms
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Originally Posted by mn_fighter
That is the exact reason why i will never meet you, cause i am a Internet Warrior.
That is a classic are you one who believe no gi is less techinical then gi?Quote:
Originally Posted by muriloninja
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Originally Posted by mn_fighter
Butterbean just got TKO'd in Cage Rage tonight. Try to have video soon.
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Originally Posted by mn_fighter
When i first started back in 99' i was brain washed into all the Gracie propoganda and would have told you to start in a Gi and to some extent i still agree depending on what you want to do (MMA or Submission Wrestling)
MMA: I would never put on pajamas and roll..**** that
You need to post a pic of yourself mn Fighter...sheesh
I guess i am gonna have to do something to get this bitch locked
I do some training in gi most mostly non gi since I wrestled greco for so long I have some wicked throws and dont even need a gi lolQuote:
Originally Posted by muriloninja
On another note..i bought a book today for my Network+ certification...
Show me the money $$$$$$
Hey Horse I wanna hook up with a 15 year old is there anything wrong with that? lolol
Yeah, i like to kill kittens and then masturbate..got a ****ing problem with that?
*LOCKED*:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mn_fighter
um yea its a huge problem!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by muriloninja
if you're excluding puppies you sick fvcker!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
7 members viewing this thread and only 2-3 posting...what a bunch of slackers...
So you and chest cicle jerk together?
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Originally Posted by UpstateTank
Let it be known i only kill girl cats and then masturbate..what do you think i am, a fag?
Not yet...Quote:
Originally Posted by mn_fighter
Actually Horse I am kinda dating again but its winter here so I was lucky she was good looking after she took off her snow pants and all. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by HORSE
I would **** the bark off a tree right now and i'm not on Test either....
make sure you use protection...dont wanna get a splinterQuote:
Originally Posted by muriloninja
You wanna know whats ****ing sad? I bet this jack off thread will get alot of attention, i post serious shit and it is at the bottom of the page by then end of the day, wtf?
I am suprised Foskamink has whored his punk ass up in here yet...must be out getting some dick tonight.
be careful you might get elms disease we had a outbreak of it hereQuote:
Originally Posted by muriloninja
:wg: naw he is to busy riding tia's nuts thats why he smells like tren so badQuote:
Originally Posted by muriloninja
I need another drink..
*goes to mix one*
Can you believe i live in a dry county? WTF is the point in that? Hell everyone drives into another county and buys it and brings it back.
F#CKING yank's and there guess what's under the layer's of clothing dating games....:wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by mn_fighter
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Originally Posted by mn_fighter
No worries, i only **** Oaks
I did bang a Persimmon tree once though but i was drunk...