Originally Posted by Kratos
So I was at a christmas party mabe 2 years ago, everyone was drinking and having a good old time, but it was party kinda even split between 20 somthings and old heads. Kinda a bi-generation party. At one point a group of us decide to leave the party and go to a bar. A few of the girls I left the party with were cute and some of my guy friends came along. The thing is the girls we went to the bar with had one major DUFF (designated ugly fat friend) with them. This girl seriously had to be a duce and a half and about 5'11'', she wouldn't even be good looking if she were thin. She had the trailor park look going on, her shirt looked like some kinda quilt, big glasses, curly hair, manly face, just something you wouldn't even touch with someone else's dick. I was polite to her, nothing more, I thought I had to be polite, remember her friends are hot.
Fast forward two weeks, one of the hot girls invites me to a party--ya know kegs and beer pong, we had friends in common and I knew people who were going to be there. I was like, "sweet a hot chick on my dilznick."
After I get to the party and am enjoying some drinks, I realize the chick who called me up is hooking up with another dude on the couch. I'm thinking man that f-ing sucks, guess I totally mis-read the senerio. A little side note, later I found out that hot chick was a complete psyco, and was looking to get prego because she wanted a baby. That dude knocked her up after dating her only like two weeks. I may have dodged a bullet there anyway.
Anyway, onto the groping part. The big girl dawn starts touching my ass while i'm pouring myself a frosty brew. I play it off like nothing happend, and kinda walk away (this is my typical, confrontation avoidal move when unwanted advances are made). She pulls a few more touch feel grab manovers thought the evening. After awhile I think to myself, "I don't care if the beer is free, I gotta get the hell outta here."
Myself and one of my guy friends leave and go play playstation II on his 100 projection screen. We have been chillin for about 1/2 hour when my phone rings. The caller ID is from one of my friend's phone, but it's Dawn. She didn't have my number so she borrowed one of my friend's phone to get the number. She starts babbling about god knows what, so I'm just like "Dawn what is it, what do you want?" To which she replies "(insert my real name here) I like you." Apparently she had a serious crush on my from two weeks earlier, and got the hot friend to trick me to the party. I told her I didn't want to be anymore than friends.
Here comes the dramatic twist. After Dawn gets off the phone with me, she starts to kinda loose it. She starts getting all worked up and decides she is going to walk home. Not that she couldn't use the exercise, but she lives like 15 miles away. She gets mabe 1/2 a mile from the house when the hot friends + one of my friends at the party get into his 1988 ford aerostar minivan and go after her. The street is a 25mile per hour street in a nice neighborhood and they are riding with the sliding door open at about 3 miles per hour trying to coax the beast into the van. She is crying and sad, and won't get into the van. In the distance there is a car parked by the side of the road. Guess what, it's a cop car and as they aproach closer the party lights go on. That is when Dawn finally decides to slide her fat ass into the car. Everyone in the car is hammered, it doesn't look good for my buddy driving. Another cop car comes on the scene, in my mind never a good sign. He hands the cop his licence and registration. The cop comes back from his car, hands it back to my friend and says "head straight home," and he signals to the other car and they both leave. For some odd reason my friend keeps $200 dollars in his registration envelope for emergency's, the envelope came back light, the cop kept the 200 lol. I have neven spoken to Dawn again. The thing is even though the hot chicks are her friend, they were lau***ng at Dawn with everyone else like they knew what was going to happen minus the police drama. Girls are mean.
