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    My buddy eats his own semen lol

    So my boy and I decide to have some fun with some gurls....unfortunately instead of two gurl, turns out only one shows up..... so you know what that means... i mean she wanted it anyways so as the night progresses and a couple of drinks later we both fk the shyt out of her.. well he decides to let it all on her face and her mouth since he couldnt resist .....about 2minutes later the bitch pulls him on her and makes out with him Apparently the night never happened now or else he will kick me in the
    Just though i'd share.....
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    I thought this was another thread started by Schmiditty on the back of his pissing one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    I thought this was another thread started by Schmiditty on the back of his pissing one.
    Yea read that and that's what made me post this...lol
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    Hmmmm..... shouldn't you be kicking HIM in the nuts? I wouldn't care.... 20 yrs of friendship, when you start eating your own stuff.... sorry... it's over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by going4ripped View Post
    Hmmmm..... shouldn't you be kicking HIM in the nuts? I wouldn't care.... 20 yrs of friendship, when you start eating your own stuff.... sorry... it's over.
    exactly.
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    No chick is worth kissing for that.
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    Dude, at least he didn't eat your semen.
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    You were the one having sex with a chick making out with a guy with nut all over her face. In my opinion your buddy won. If I am with a chick and another dude, I definitely want to be the first to be done! LOL
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    Why would one make out with a whore? Just do her and get the F out.
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    oh pfft that's no big deal IMO......reading the title i thought it was gonna be like he's collecting it and eating it....which would be ****ed up
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    oh pfft that's no big deal IMO......reading the title i thought it was gonna be like he's collecting it and eating it....which would be ****ed up
    hahahah
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    by the title i thought he litterally would like jizz in his hand and eat.
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    a two dude threesome isn't my scene

    I have friends who have done that...I make fun of them, crossing sabers is gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    oh pfft that's no big deal IMO
    Why am I not surprised by your post?
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    i'll share a little something, its a snowball but my boy hooked up with a chick after i unloaded in her mouth, it also happen during the big east coast black out of.. 2003 if anyone remembers that..
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    oh pfft that's no big deal IMO......reading the title i thought it was gonna be like he's collecting it and eating it....which would be ****ed up
    Whats wrong with doing that, like fine wine it tastes much better once its aged a little, and one load just isnt enough to satisfy my appetite so I need to save up enough.....jk yuck!
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    a two dude threesome isn't my scene

    I have friends who have done that...I make fun of them, crossing sabers is gross
    Lol, I have had some experience with such things but there was no "crossing light savers" or anything like that. It was actually quite fun in a we have reduced this girl to a sexual object kind of a way, and some what thrilling compared to the norm. If you sort of take turns then its not hard to keep you distance from the other guy (which is preferable in my opinion). I'd much prefer a threesome with two fine ladies any time. Unfortunately the only way that I can see that happening for the moment is if I pay for it at a brothel
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    Damn he got the old Snowball. LOL gross!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    oh pfft that's no big deal IMO......reading the title i thought it was gonna be like he's collecting it and eating it....which would be ****ed up
    that's what i thought, he was trying to get to 400g of protein and was short for the day..

    and i wont' have sex with something i won't kiss.. keeps me out of trouble..
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    hahah that would be gross if he eats on purpose... And No there was crossing to rubbing of the balls .. we took turns... him than me than him.. than finally he went on her face and i went on her asss...
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    Ya my girl has some kink in her and she tried to get me to finish in her, then go down on it and finally make out with her.

    I have no problems with most things with her. I mean I will toss a salad from time to time, but that was drawing the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot View Post
    Ya my girl has some kink in her and she tried to get me to finish in her, then go down on it and finally make out with her.

    I have no problems with most things with her. I mean I will toss a salad from time to time, but that was drawing the line.
    I've done that. I mean ya gotta do something when you cum first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    I thought this was another thread started by Schmiditty on the back of his pissing one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    that's what i thought, he was trying to get to 400g of protein and was short for the day..

    and i wont' have sex with something i won't kiss.. keeps me out of trouble..
    i should look into this...might solve some problems...you prolly wear one of those condom things tooo....weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    a two dude threesome isn't my scene

    I have friends who have done that...I make fun of them, crossing sabers is gross
    nothing wrong with a "sword fight" frfom time to time as long as there is a girl there...hell i have had a girl put my dik and my buddie dik in her mouth at one time...that was weird and cool at the same time....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot View Post
    Ya my girl has some kink in her and she tried to get me to finish in her, then go down on it and finally make out with her.

    I have no problems with most things with her. I mean I will toss a salad from time to time, but that was drawing the line.
    i have done that...if i come to fast and i know she wants to and is close i will do that for her...most of the time they are so appreciative it really works in your favor...just tsick to the top and the clit and you should avoid the snowball...
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    Sick. Pretty soon he'll be felching. Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    So my boy and I decide to have some fun with some gurls....unfortunately instead of two gurl, turns out only one shows up..... so you know what that means... i mean she wanted it anyways so as the night progresses and a couple of drinks later we both fk the shyt out of her.. well he decides to let it all on her face and her mouth since he couldnt resist .....about 2minutes later the bitch pulls him on her and makes out with him Apparently the night never happened now or else he will kick me in the
    Just though i'd share.....
    that's love baby!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot View Post
    Ya my girl has some kink in her and she tried to get me to finish in her, then go down on it and finally make out with her.

    I have no problems with most things with her. I mean I will toss a salad from time to time, but that was drawing the line.
    i'd do that....it's all good
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    Gimme a break guys, like none of you have ever been curious as to the taste of your own jizz, please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot View Post
    Ya my girl has some kink in her and she tried to get me to finish in her, then go down on it and finally make out with her.

    I have no problems with most things with her. I mean I will toss a salad from time to time, but that was drawing the line.
    I must admit if I was really keen on a girl I think I'd be willing to do that in the heat of the moment. Like someone said below just stick to the clit. It seems rather unfair to me to expect a girl to be willing to be filled from all ends with your fluids, but then cry if you should come into contact with some of your own.

    The last girl I fuc%ed would not even kiss me after sucking my d!ck. Though I wasn't wearing a rubber I didn't finish in her mouth (good old cream pie). I thought that was weird, but then she is weird.
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    so your boy's a snowballer it's his own and not yours....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot View Post
    I mean I will toss a salad from time to time
    LMAO, excellent
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    what a slut. can i have her number?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    i should look into this...might solve some problems...you prolly wear one of those condom things tooo....weird...



    nothing wrong with a "sword fight" frfom time to time as long as there is a girl there...hell i have had a girl put my dik and my buddie dik in her mouth at one time...that was weird and cool at the same time....



    i have done that...if i come to fast and i know she wants to and is close i will do that for her...most of the time they are so appreciative it really works in your favor...just tsick to the top and the clit and you should avoid the snowball...
    HAHA thats is gross. sorry bro but thats not okay.. but its funny.. lol
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    i have done that...if i come to fast and i know she wants to and is close i will do that for her...most of the time they are so appreciative it really works in your favor...just tsick to the top and the clit and you should avoid the snowball...
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    HAHA thats is gross. sorry bro but thats not okay.. but its funny.. lol
    dont knock it till you try it man...its fukin kinky and cool...trust me...

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    Nope no condoms.. vasectomy.. all my children (that i pay for and raise) were planned...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    So my boy and I decide to have some fun with some gurls....unfortunately instead of two gurl, turns out only one shows up..... so you know what that means... i mean she wanted it anyways so as the night progresses and a couple of drinks later we both fk the shyt out of her.. well he decides to let it all on her face and her mouth since he couldnt resist .....about 2minutes later the bitch pulls him on her and makes out with him Apparently the night never happened now or else he will kick me in the
    Just though i'd share.....
    I bottle mine and sell it as super glue on E-Bay
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    I bottle mine and sell it as super glue on E-Bay
    Oh you bitch...I was gonna use that glue for my car's headliner.....No wonder my bimmer stinks of sun dried nut...
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