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  1. 11-06-2017, 07:42 PM #7881
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Mine will but all the rest isn't up to the game unfortunately.

    What is max age ?
    Im not sure but there was a guy in his forties on magic mike xxl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Just try it once.



    Life is going OK for me. How about yourself?
    not too shabby here, still fat and happy

    stick around, and stop being like herpes and just popping up from time to time
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    i am so glad bizzaro found your thread

    he needs some help figuring out if he is gay or not, or he may just not like women
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    i am so glad bizzaro found your thread

    he needs some help figuring out if he is gay or not, or he may just not like women
    No one is gay with the right puss in their face. Just ask dsm. He indulges himself once in a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    No one is gay with the right puss in their face. Just ask dsm. He indulges himself once in a while.
    I love all holes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Now their featuring true bilateral gyno not just fat... yes their sexy, but never or even thought of playing with them.

    https://i.imgur.com/R7e1uha.png

    Appearance changes every day btw, lot of water retention in above pic.
    Their fine. I was picturing at least a nice c cup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Also,
    What are the penis requirement to be a male stripper/entertainer?
    I have the body for it but am worried my prick won't measure up at 7-7.5 inches...
    I have a ruler tattoo on my tongue, lets measure it.

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    I bought these shoes because they were loud as hell. They came with blue laces so I bought neon green to make them pop and spen ten minutes lacing them so the laces all lay flatin unison.

    My question is, Does this make me a metrosexual?
    I also wore a cowboy hat and underwear for my finals pics... Does that make me a metrosexual?
    You are into your shoes more than me. You are in danger of crossing over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I have a ruler tattoo on my tongue, lets measure it.



    You are into your shoes more than me. You are in danger of crossing over.
    Lets just call it 7 and go from there lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Lets just call it 7 and go from there lol
    I'll brush my teeth first....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'll brush my teeth first....
    Deal but you must promise to answer my question afterward...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Deal but you must promise to answer my question afterward...
    Mother said never talk with a full mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Mother said never talk with a full mouth.
    Lol!!!
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    Well it's about damn time!

    Good to see you back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Well it's about damn time!

    Good to see you back!
    I been away at gay conversion camp this entire time. Glad to be back.
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    Waw, it has been a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky. View Post
    Waw, it has been a long time.
    Yes it has. I'm still plugging away. You?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I been away at gay conversion camp this entire time. Glad to be back.
    Apparently did not work the 10th time around either ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    Apparently did not work the 10th time around either ;-)
    It wasn't a totally waste of time. Had some great sexual experience there.
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    My question is can we still "Ask DSM anything" ? LOL

    Great to see you around, hope all has been well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Admin* View Post
    My question is can we still "Ask DSM anything" ? LOL

    Great to see you around, hope all has been well.
    You can ask me anything but that .
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    Why do people have small yapping dogs that never shut up and rather than teach them to shut up the owners just repeatedly chant for them to be quiet, adding to the psychotic noise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Sup Dsm!
    Hey what's going on man? Same ole shit here . Glad to see some familiar faces still around .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Why do people have small yapping dogs that never shut up and rather than teach them to shut up the owners just repeatedly chant for them to be quiet, adding to the psychotic noise?
    Those aren't really dogs. They are rats with tails.
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    Perfect first date ?
    I no longer check my inbox. If you PM me I will not reply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    Perfect first date ?
    Drinks
    Dinner
    After party
    Lots of sex
    Fall asleep together
    Wake up and the other person has left before you woke
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Drinks
    Dinner
    After party
    Lots of sex
    Fall asleep together
    Wake up and the other person has left before you woke
    Now the question is, do you intentionally be bad in bed in the hopes she does disappear before you wake up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Drinks
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    Lots of sex
    Fall asleep together
    Wake up and the other person has left before you woke
    You don't like being made breakfast in bed ?

    When was the last time you roofied yourself ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    Now the question is, do you intentionally be bad in bed in the hopes she does disappear before you wake up?
    Like "accidentally slip it in her ass ". That can backfire. If she is chubby there is a good chance she will be into it and stay longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    You don't like being made breakfast in bed ?

    When was the last time you roofied yourself ?
    I love it I just hate what comes with that.....talking.


    At least twice a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Like "accidentally slip it in her ass ". That can backfire. If she is chubby there is a good chance she will be into it and stay longer.

    I think we're all curious about how you developed this theory?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    I think we're all curious about how you developed this theory?
    Theory ? I've done the research....
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