Originally Posted by
Voland
courtesy of a brazilian friend. If you are ethincally/ religiously concerned and susceptible softsikked person who cant take a joke DONT READ. Brazilians may know it....
So there is this jew guy who goes to a swingers party, alone. He get all party mode, and drunk he fukks some girls and gets fukked by a couple of guys too.
Next day all in remorse he feel like shit for being fukked by guys so he goes to the local sinagogue he explains everything to the rabbi who tells him...if you pay 15.000 $ you'll be delivered of your sin.
He gets out...he is delivered cos he can be clean but 15.000 is expensive so he enters a catholic church...the father tell him...that will be 8000 $.
So he says great thats almost half.
By the way he goes to a shaman who tells him 1000 $, plus some alcohol and your delivered.
He is totally pumped up...
finally next to home he says lets just see is this mosque, out of curiosity...
the imam tell him to be delivered from your sins just buy some candy, cake, fruits,...the jew goes? just that?!!! wow
the imam says: "yes, everytime one of your kind gets fukked we celebrate"