I'm high and I'm freakin' out!

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11-16-2002, 12:28 AM
Nathan

I'm high and I'm freakin' out!

Whoa, I just had the scariest walk home alone EVER! I got really high at my friend's house. Then I left his house. He lives in a bad neighborhood so I was very frightened. I'm struggling around a bend in the road when out of nowhere this prostitue is staring my right in the eyes. I take a second look and realize suddenly that she is a man. I leap back like 10 steps, trying not to be obviously freaked but doing poorly at it. Fuck, that's all of my walk home I remember now. Shit, I totally forgot a bunch of other things that happened too. Damn. I think the level of uselessness I have now achieved is insurmountable. You know what? Let's make 'insurmountable' our word of the day. Whenever anyone says 'insurmountable' we'll all cheer exuberantly.
Sweet! I totally forgot I had opened myself some tuna and now I see that i did. Go me! So basically, my tuna requires my attention now. You know? I don't want to talk about.
11-16-2002, 12:41 AM
tt333

You make more sense when your high!
11-16-2002, 12:52 AM
MMA Junkie

Nice 1 tt. :lol:
11-16-2002, 01:07 AM
Full Intensity

LMAO! :roflol: I haven't been high in 4 months now. I said I am not touching b/c of school and shit. But this weekend is my bro's bday so it will be the first time for me in 4 months. I can't wait, i'll have to add to this post.
11-16-2002, 03:40 AM
palme

Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?
11-16-2002, 10:18 AM
Jack87

Quote:

Originally posted by palme
Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?

:lol:
11-16-2002, 11:25 AM
Nathan

Quote:

Originally posted by palme
Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?

I don't remember doing that the first time.
11-16-2002, 12:05 PM
ripped4fsu

Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel? :eek:
Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
:wg:
11-16-2002, 12:09 PM
Big Rush

Quote:

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel? :eek:
Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
:wg:

haha :lol:
11-16-2002, 02:53 PM
Nathan

Quote:

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel? :eek:
Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
:wg:

Listen just because you're witty and all does not give you the right to put me down. I happen to have feelings too you know. Fuck this, I'm gonna go draw me some dirty pictures.
11-16-2002, 07:39 PM
symatech

Quote:

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel? :eek:
Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
:wg:

:roflol: too funny!
11-16-2002, 08:08 PM
Red Ketchup

Quote:

Originally posted by palme
Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?

Well, you know.. Viagra + Tuna... Let the party begin! :wg:

Red
11-16-2002, 08:35 PM
Cycleon

Nathan, are you sure that tuna smell isnt just the aroma of the she-male you mounted? :lol:
11-17-2002, 06:39 PM
Nathan

Quote:

Originally posted by CYCLEON
Nathan, are you sure that tuna smell isnt just the aroma of the she-male you mounted? :lol:

Yes, I'm sure.
11-17-2002, 07:11 PM
Commando_Barbi

So far...every post I have read of yours Nathan...has left me completely stunned and at a loss for words. Some will tell you that is nearly IMPOSSIBLE.

C.B.
11-17-2002, 08:52 PM
Rickson

Holy Crap! Nathan smoked crack and had relations with a transvestite hooker and a can of tuna.... What do you know holy crap does work in any situation.
11-17-2002, 10:17 PM
Nathan

Quote:

Originally posted by Commando_Barbi
So far...every post I have read of yours Nathan...has left me completely stunned and at a loss for words. Some will tell you that is nearly IMPOSSIBLE.

C.B.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? And by that I mean do you think it's going to help me get more chicks?
11-17-2002, 11:27 PM
Commando_Barbi

LMAO......Well Nathan.... I honestly don't know. How has it worked for you so far? Do you mean more ... or do you mean at least one? Well, it did get you that she-man that smells like Tuna. Hmm I think I would change tactics.
11-18-2002, 02:12 AM
m16a2

Quote:

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel? :eek:
Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
:wg:

hahaha

:lol: :dg:
11-19-2002, 10:33 PM
dern180

I'm high right now reading this...............!
11-19-2002, 11:53 PM
juicehoe

MY GOD i just got an AB workout after reading that crazy shit. Im going to bed now... im guessing tuna, SheMale or the word "Mountable"... i mean "Insurmountable" will end up in my dreams. and ZMA gives me crazy dreams:eek:
11-20-2002, 08:50 AM
fast

hahaha :bang: