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  1. 11-16-2002, 12:28 AM #1
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    I'm high and I'm freakin' out!

    Whoa, I just had the scariest walk home alone EVER! I got really high at my friend's house. Then I left his house. He lives in a bad neighborhood so I was very frightened. I'm struggling around a bend in the road when out of nowhere this prostitue is staring my right in the eyes. I take a second look and realize suddenly that she is a man. I leap back like 10 steps, trying not to be obviously freaked but doing poorly at it. Fuck, that's all of my walk home I remember now. Shit, I totally forgot a bunch of other things that happened too. Damn. I think the level of uselessness I have now achieved is insurmountable. You know what? Let's make 'insurmountable' our word of the day. Whenever anyone says 'insurmountable' we'll all cheer exuberantly.
    Sweet! I totally forgot I had opened myself some tuna and now I see that i did. Go me! So basically, my tuna requires my attention now. You know? I don't want to talk about.
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  2. 11-16-2002, 12:41 AM #2
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    You make more sense when your high!
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  3. 11-16-2002, 12:52 AM #3
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    Nice 1 tt.
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  4. 11-16-2002, 01:07 AM #4
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    LMAO! I haven't been high in 4 months now. I said I am not touching b/c of school and shit. But this weekend is my bro's bday so it will be the first time for me in 4 months. I can't wait, i'll have to add to this post.
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  5. 11-16-2002, 03:40 AM #5
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    Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?
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  6. 11-16-2002, 10:18 AM #6
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    Originally posted by palme
    Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?
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  7. 11-16-2002, 11:25 AM #7
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    Originally posted by palme
    Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?
    I don't remember doing that the first time.
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  8. 11-16-2002, 12:05 PM #8
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    Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel?
    Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
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  9. 11-16-2002, 12:09 PM #9
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    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel?
    Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
    haha
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  10. 11-16-2002, 02:53 PM #10
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    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel?
    Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
    Listen just because you're witty and all does not give you the right to put me down. I happen to have feelings too you know. Fuck this, I'm gonna go draw me some dirty pictures.
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  11. 11-16-2002, 07:39 PM #11
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    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel?
    Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"
    too funny!
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  12. 11-16-2002, 08:08 PM #12
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    Originally posted by palme
    Nathan did you try to hump your tuna again?
    Well, you know.. Viagra + Tuna... Let the party begin!

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  13. 11-16-2002, 08:35 PM #13
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    Nathan, are you sure that tuna smell isnt just the aroma of the she-male you mounted?
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  14. 11-17-2002, 06:39 PM #14
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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    Nathan, are you sure that tuna smell isnt just the aroma of the she-male you mounted?
    Yes, I'm sure.
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  15. 11-17-2002, 07:11 PM #15
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    So far...every post I have read of yours Nathan...has left me completely stunned and at a loss for words. Some will tell you that is nearly IMPOSSIBLE.

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    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  16. 11-17-2002, 08:52 PM #16
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    Holy Crap! Nathan smoked crack and had relations with a transvestite hooker and a can of tuna.... What do you know holy crap does work in any situation.
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  17. 11-17-2002, 10:17 PM #17
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    Originally posted by Commando_Barbi
    So far...every post I have read of yours Nathan...has left me completely stunned and at a loss for words. Some will tell you that is nearly IMPOSSIBLE.

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    Is that a good thing or a bad thing? And by that I mean do you think it's going to help me get more chicks?
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  18. 11-17-2002, 11:27 PM #18
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    LMAO......Well Nathan.... I honestly don't know. How has it worked for you so far? Do you mean more ... or do you mean at least one? Well, it did get you that she-man that smells like Tuna. Hmm I think I would change tactics.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  19. 11-18-2002, 02:12 AM #19
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    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Ok Nathan, let me get this straight,, the LAST thing you remember on the walk home was running into a SheMale Prostitute?! Uh-oh,,, how much time would you say is unaccounted for? To be more direct,, how's your ass feel?
    Maybe we should change the word of the day from "Insurmountable" to just "Mountable"

    hahaha

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  20. 11-19-2002, 10:33 PM #20
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    I'm high right now reading this...............!
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  21. 11-19-2002, 11:53 PM #21
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    MY GOD i just got an AB workout after reading that crazy shit. Im going to bed now... im guessing tuna, SheMale or the word "Mountable"... i mean "Insurmountable" will end up in my dreams. and ZMA gives me crazy dreams
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  22. 11-20-2002, 08:50 AM #22
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