@$%$$^Pharmacist won't fill my perscription

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02-22-2009, 09:44 PM
spywizard

@$%$$^Pharmacist won't fill my perscription

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with
the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'!
02-22-2009, 09:46 PM
T-MOS

ROFLMAO

cute
02-22-2009, 09:48 PM
*RAGE*

LOL

that is some funny shit......
02-22-2009, 09:49 PM
BuffedGuy

ahahaha

awesome.
02-22-2009, 10:02 PM
T_Own

hahahaha is that what a prescription looks like these days?
02-22-2009, 11:17 PM
BuffedGuy

Maybe the pharmacist and the lady have a future together? After they kill the two, the pharmacist loses his license and is put on trial. The two decide to skip town and turn Bonnie and Clyde. Eventually the feds get involved, and after an exhaustive cross-continental chase, the two are apprehended in New Mexico, but rather then turn themselves in, they shoot themselves. Bonnie dies but Clyde survives, but in critical condition...he needs an organ donor, so they use Bonnie. He survives, and eventually gets a book deal but has to spend the rest of his days in jail, with a cellmate named Bubba.
02-22-2009, 11:20 PM
j4ever41

Quote:

Originally Posted by spywizard

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with
the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'!

hahahahahahaha:haha:
02-22-2009, 11:29 PM
jbm

HEHE! funny story!
02-23-2009, 04:53 AM
Matt

Lmao lol...
02-23-2009, 06:18 AM
DSM4Life

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-MOS

ROFLMAO

cute

Did you just say that joke was cute ?

http://i21.tinypic.com/2dcbmo3.jpg
02-23-2009, 10:55 AM
firmechicano831

LOL, i liked it.
02-23-2009, 11:15 AM
calgarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Did you just say that joke was cute ?

http://i21.tinypic.com/2dcbmo3.jpg

damn DSM u beat me to it