How many Times you guys faked organisms

[calgarian]

For me its twice in my whole life that I had to fake it...can tell u detail but probably later. Anyone else?

[QuieTSToRM33]

once in biology class

[dangerous dan]

never....surely the girl would notice ::

[bigrich4]

I faked NOT having one, but soon after the girl notices that she is juicier and my noodle became boiled, she knows its a lie....

[calgarian]

in my case no one notice....using condoms and then wouldnt let them see it just flush it down the toilet. it was the 4th(1st) and 5th(2nd) time so they were pretty tired they were just happy that it was over so they an lie on their back

[energizer bunny]

once........

[dangerous dan]

im usually finished and asleep in 5 anyhow...no need to fake ha

[Jfew44]

A couple times when I'm too tired to finish. THats when I know I need to up the cardio again lol

[calgarian]

im usually finished and asleep in 5 anyhow...no need to fake ha

me too unless I am on cycle then I am like a energizer bunny keeps going going and going.

Not a lot of girls can keep up with that then you got into some occasional "wide loads" and its hard to get off after 5th time and make it worse they dont like anal as well so u r stuck with "wide open" space.......
Next time I was on cycle and I was sweating soo much that her back look like a pool and also she couldnt breath "3 hrs" non stop so I just facked it and put her put of her misery.

[calgarian]

A couple times when I'm too tired to finish. THats when I know I need to up the cardio again lol

tired and sex at the same time never happened....

[Dancer]

All the damn time when I was on tren the first time around.

I could NOT NOT NOT cum.

Or, maybe it was my ex. Damn whore.

[stack_it]

I've never faked it but I have just stopped and gone to sleep. The girls don't usually mind if they've already gone a few times. There always like "do you want me to do something else for you?" so I just tell em they owe me in the morning.

[calgarian]

I've never faked it but I have just stopped and gone to sleep. The girls don't usually mind if they've already gone a few times. There always like "do you want me to do something else for you?" so I just tell em they owe me in the morning.

thats not an option as i be sleeping with my wife in the morning

yes I am an asshole

[calgarian]

All the damn time when I was on tren the first time around.

I could NOT NOT NOT cum.

Or, maybe it was my ex. Damn whore.

so I am assuming that u r using test with it too...still cant cum????
I ran 2 cycles tren and test for both.Tren doesn't seems to effect anything except that I sweat alot....or I am just one horny mofo

[elpropiotorvic]

Once because the girl was completely boring..whenever she came she would roll away an be shy.... And would never let me go too deep, she said it hurts but I'm not Mandingo ... Lame girl

[calgarian]

Once because the girl was completely boring..whenever she came she would roll away an be shy.... And would never let me go too deep, she said it hurts but I'm not Mandingo ... Lame girl

stick it in the pooper next time easier to ask for forgiveness then permission

[elpropiotorvic]

^^^ lmao

[elpropiotorvic]

this icon rulz

[energizer bunny]

me too unless I am on cycle then I am like a energizer bunny keeps going going and going.

Not a lot of girls can keep up with that then you got into some occasional "wide loads" and its hard to get off after 5th time and make it worse they dont like anal as well so u r stuck with "wide open" space.......
Next time I was on cycle and I was sweating soo much that her back look like a pool and also she couldnt breath "3 hrs" non stop so I just facked it and put her put of her misery.

Dont compare your self to me!!!!!! your not in the same league

why do you think i got my name

[calgarian]

Dont compare your self to me!!!!!! your not in the same league

why do you think i got my name

didnt even paid attention ...

if that's the reason then u r in my league

[energizer bunny]

LOL......my ex called me rabbit i never asked why........im hopeing it was a good reason...lol

my mates called me the energizer bunny because i would keep partying for days...never stopping....

[calgarian]

LOL......my ex called me rabbit i never asked why........im hopeing it was a good reason...lol

my mates called me the energizer bunny because i would keep partying for days...never stopping....

bi-polar chick used to call me energizer bunny...cause I like to keep having sex and she wasnt the morning person. And the chick I am currently seeing call me the same cause of same reason...sometimes she has to tell to to look at the watch so I Can get back to work.....after 2 hrs lunch

[Knockout_Power]

Hmmm, never faked an organism, faked an orgasm a couple times.

[MuscleScience]

I went as a fake alligator for halloween one time.

[calgarian]

Hmmm, never faked an organism, faked an orgasm a couple times.

fvcked up spelling didnt I...sorry

[energizer bunny]

bi-polar chick used to call me energizer bunny...cause I like to keep having sex and she wasnt the morning person. And the chick I am currently seeing call me the same cause of same reason...sometimes she has to tell to to look at the watch so I Can get back to work.....after 2 hrs lunch

bi-polar chick hahahahahah

[Knockout_Power]

bi-polar bears are cool too. Never faked one with them either though.

[Kratos]

I have this problem more then most I think, but never bother faking. The problem is I always feel like humping and I can usually get it up even after going several rounds.

Sometimes the ball bag runith dry.
this never happens on the first time of the eve, almost always after 2 or more times. but what happens to me is I'll go limp just before I climax...sometimes I can keep it in the vagina while it's a little soft, usually in missionary position it's easier....then I'll just work past it and get rock hard again before I bust....but then sometimes it falls out limp and I don't get to finish.

Sometimes I don't care, but I never fake it...then sometimes I do care and tell the girl to give me a bj to finish me...then sometimes I'll lay there for a few min and get hard again and hit it again.

I think it's more that I'm a hornball and insist on sex multiple times per day rather then something wrong with me.

One of my buddies is on zoloft though and he never gets to bust a nut. Says eventually he just gets board of pumping away like a steam engine and goes to bed.

[Knockout_Power]

fvcked up spelling didnt I...sorry

no worries. Had a buddy who went swimming in one of the local lakes during the "bad time" of the year where the lakes get "swimmers itch"... went to the doctor with ear problems and then told everyone he was taking ear drops for the "little micro-orgasms going in his ear."

Still living that one down to this day and its been a decade. Yah, we dont have a lot to do around here... Edmonton that is.

[stack_it]

thats not an option as i be sleeping with my wife in the morning

yes I am an asshole

Lmao no wife for me so I hadn't thought about that.

[chuckt12345]

I faked NOT having one, but soon after the girl notices that she is juicier and my noodle became boiled, she knows its a lie....

lol same here, when i was 17 i came in like 4 strokes so i made up some excuse i cant do this anymore cause i had gf.
never faked one though

[energizer bunny]

So your married calgarian???

[WARMachine]

I dont understand how so many of you guys can fake cumming on a girls face? That sounds impossible?!


-WAR

[energizer bunny]

not if you blind fold her first and carry some waterd down mayo in your pocket......
make the noise.....squirt the watermayo.....done......

[zimmy]

2 x... once because I was using cialis and it just would not go away or finish.

So then I faked it


the other time was with dsm...

[stack_it]

I dont understand how so many of you guys can fake cumming on a girls face? That sounds impossible?!


-WAR

just tell her to close her eyes because the last girl told you it burns when it gets in em. Then after she closes em spit in her face.

[Vitruvian-Man]

just tell her to close her eyes because the last girl told you it burns when it gets in em. Then after she closes em spit in her face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Wow. F****ing hilarious!

[DSM4Life]

Once while i was masturbating.

[audis4]

once in biology class

gawd, no one gets it lol

[gixxerboy1]

never faked it. but i was fvcked up a few times and just stopped because it wasnt going to happen