I'm so glad I'm gay

**Nicotine** · 01-06-2010, 08:00 PM

so, right now - I'm sitting in starbucks - studying...

i can't study at home. too many cool gadgets/tv/computers/puppy to keep me distracted....

so, im sitting here, and just beside me - is a guy and a girl...

dating, whatever.

but he is going on and on

"i love the twilight books, there's so much more in those books than in the movies, there's just something in the books that doesnt come across on film"

and this guy, in his sad attempt to get vagina - is smiling, agreeing, and having to pay attention.

i dont know how you straight guys do that.

i'd rather rip my face off.

being gay, my BF likes call of duty, video games, violent movies, cars, electronics.... but we dont have to put on a front and pretend we are interested in crap like twilight.

i'm glad im a homo.

**MuscleScience** · 01-06-2010, 08:04 PM

With all the shit I have dealt with my ex the last 6 months I am starting to think girls arent worth it.

**warchild** · 01-06-2010, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

so, right now - I'm sitting in starbucks - studying...

i can't study at home. too many cool gadgets/tv/computers/puppy to keep me distracted....

so, im sitting here, and just beside me - is a guy and a girl...

dating, whatever.

but he is going on and on

"i love the twilight books, there's so much more in those books than in the movies, there's just something in the books that doesnt come across on film"

and this guy, in his sad attempt to get vagina - is smiling, agreeing, and having to pay attention.

i dont know how you straight guys do that.

i'd rather rip my face off.

being gay, my BF likes call of duty, video games, violent movies, cars, electronics.... but we dont have to put on a front and pretend we are interested in crap like twilight.

i'm glad im a homo.

they made a book out of that???

**Nicotine** · 01-06-2010, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by warchild

they made a book out of that???

don't quote me for sure, but i think the books came first....like harold potter.

they are still rambling on. god i hate them. esp her...he's said maybe a few things, she wont STFU .........

is vagina worth that?????

ugh

**awesome1** · 01-06-2010, 08:36 PM

it goes both ways. ive encountered plenty of homos who act like that. On the other hand there and plenty of girls who are chill and fvcking hate twilight as much as I do. You cant just generalize like that

**bjpennnn** · 01-06-2010, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by awesome1

it goes both ways. ive encountered plenty of homos who act like that. On the other hand there and plenty of girls who are chill and fvcking hate twilight as much as I do. You cant just generalize like that

good point i second that.

**warchild** · 01-06-2010, 08:54 PM

there was only one vampire movie...the lost boys

**Friend** · 01-06-2010, 09:23 PM

I actually sat through the first Twilight movie in hope of getting some ass or even some gobby. I didn't get either. That little bitch. And she stole my fvcking 300 dvd. But hey, who holds grudges..

**Deltasaurus** · 01-06-2010, 09:28 PM

Vagina>Asshole

end thread

**JinNtonic** · 01-06-2010, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

Vagina>Asshole

end thread

Mouth>Mouth with mustache

IMO

**Nicotine** · 01-06-2010, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by JinNtonic

Mouth>Mouth with mustache

IMO

never!

moustache on the balls is like a kiss from god.

LOL :P

**JinNtonic** · 01-06-2010, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

never!

moustache on the balls is like a kiss from god.

LOL :P

Like I said... IMO

2 each his own brotha!

**dfo** · 01-06-2010, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

so, right now - I'm sitting in starbucks - studying...

i can't study at home. too many cool gadgets/tv/computers/puppy to keep me distracted....

so, im sitting here, and just beside me - is a guy and a girl...

dating, whatever.

but he is going on and on

"i love the twilight books, there's so much more in those books than in the movies, there's just something in the books that doesnt come across on film"

and this guy, in his sad attempt to get vagina - is smiling, agreeing, and having to pay attention.

i dont know how you straight guys do that.

i'd rather rip my face off.

being gay, my BF likes call of duty, video games, violent movies, cars, electronics.... but we dont have to put on a front and pretend we are interested in crap like twilight.

i'm glad im a homo.

1 quick question. How would i go about turning gay? id love if my girlfriend played call of duty. id marry her.

**kalspic** · 01-06-2010, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Friend

I actually sat through the first Twilight movie in hope of getting some ass or even some gobby. I didn't get either. That little bitch. And she stole my fvcking 300 dvd. But hey, who holds grudges..

damn her!!! you cant let them get away with stealing a good dvd like that. get over there and get it back!!!

**NVR2BIG1** · 01-06-2010, 09:53 PM

Seems like most Gay guys like to just talk about dick, dick, and dick. I would think that would get old too. At least Twilight isn't offending anyone

**Friend** · 01-06-2010, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by kalspic

damn her!!! you cant let them get away with stealing a good dvd like that. get over there and get it back!!!

Exactly. But she can keep it. She can also stick it up her cvnt sideways.

**Ernst** · 01-06-2010, 10:39 PM

My girlfriend is awesome

**Kale** · 01-06-2010, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

so, right now - I'm sitting in starbucks - studying...

i can't study at home. too many cool gadgets/tv/computers/puppy to keep me distracted....

so, im sitting here, and just beside me - is a guy and a girl...

dating, whatever.

but he is going on and on

"i love the twilight books, there's so much more in those books than in the movies, there's just something in the books that doesnt come across on film"

and this guy, in his sad attempt to get vagina - is smiling, agreeing, and having to pay attention.

i dont know how you straight guys do that.

i'd rather rip my face off.

being gay, my BF likes call of duty, video games, violent movies, cars, electronics.... but we dont have to put on a front and pretend we are interested in crap like twilight.

i'm glad im a homo.

Dude trust me if you are gay, (I am Bi) the Indians in the second movie are all buff studs and running around the whole time half naked.

**jbm** · 01-06-2010, 11:20 PM

DSM Rules!

**Bojangles69** · 01-06-2010, 11:52 PM

I'm glad you're a homo too, more putang for me. =]

**RyanRoss** · 01-06-2010, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

never!

moustache on the balls is like a kiss from god.

LOL :P

Epic. LMFAO

**MuscleScience** · 01-07-2010, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

never!

moustache on the balls is like a kiss from god.

LOL :P

**SunHangDo** · 01-07-2010, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

but he is going on and on

"i love the twilight books, there's so much more in those books than in the movies, there's just something in the books that doesnt come across on film"

and this guy, in his sad attempt to get vagina - is smiling, agreeing, and having to pay attention.

i dont know how you straight guys do that.

i'd rather rip my face off.

This my friends is known as a "mangina". It's a pussified male who has been brought up in feminist culture, and conditioned to believe that what women say they want is ACTUALLY what they want.

But this is not true.

This man will spend his days sucking up to women, kissing their asses, and doing everything that women say they like. And he will get cheated on again, and again, and again. He will have tons of women who are his best friends, and wonder why they only date assholes.

Fun fact about women 1: What they say they want and what they actually go for are completely unrelated.

Fun fact about women 2: Women seek status above all else, even if that status is imaginary. This is why ugly rich men can marry supermodels, and why you can lie about your life to get laid.

Fun fact about women 3: Women always need something to complain about. A woman who isn't complaining is a bored woman. You need to behave in ways that she won't like on purpose. She needs something to talk about with her friends.

Fun fact about women 4: Women aren't fun. That is why they hate things that ARE fun, and will try to pry you away from them. This includes your friends, your hobbies, your favorite TV shows and movies, and anything else which you enjoy. If a woman is interested in something fun, it's because she is feigning interest because of your status.

Fun fact about women 5: Women prefer emotions over logic. In a man's mind, it's logical to treat a girl you like as good as possible. And all women will say that this is what they want. However, this is not how to get women. You need to keep them in a constant state of emotional transition. Never let them be happy too long, never treat them too good, and never compliment them more than you insult them.

Fun fact about women 6: Every woman raised in western culture is worthless. If you're going to date someone, date foreign only. Asian or Spanish specifically. They haven't been raised with false sense of entitlement, and they actually understand why traditional gender roles are important to keeping a family together.

Fun fact about women 7: Every woman you meet will deny that any of these facts are true. They will ALL say, "Well, maybe some women are, but I'M not like that". All of them say this. It's part of their illusion. They know full well what they're like, and they are terrified that their whole lifestyle would fall apart if people ever began to find out.

I could go on and on with this.

You're probably saying, "Well, if you know all this, why aren't you rolling in women?" to which I'd reply, "It's because I know this that I CHOOSE not to be rolling in women." Western women, regardless of how attractive, are filthy, rotten, and evil inside. And it's all hidden behind a mask of makeup and whore clothes. But just because you paint a piece of shit gold doesn't mean it won't make you hurl if you eat it.

That said, I wish I was gay. But I honestly find the thought of that disgusting. I am a hetero man in a world where he is attracted to a creature he hates with a burning passion. It's some sort of sick cosmic joke.

**Bojangles69** · 01-07-2010, 02:24 AM

Can someone please tell me if I have ever sounded like that /\ ?

**ranging1** · 01-07-2010, 04:46 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

never!

moustache on the balls is like a kiss from god.

LOL :P

.......... thats fuking hilarious and disturbing at the same time

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I'm glad you're a homo too, more putang for me. =]

YESSSSS, now bo u turn gay so theirs more for me lol

Originally Posted by SunHangDo

This my friends is known as a "mangina". It's a pussified male who has been brought up in feminist culture, and conditioned to believe that what women say they want is ACTUALLY what they want.

But this is not true.

This man will spend his days sucking up to women, kissing their asses, and doing everything that women say they like. And he will get cheated on again, and again, and again. He will have tons of women who are his best friends, and wonder why they only date assholes.

Fun fact about women 1: What they say they want and what they actually go for are completely unrelated.

Fun fact about women 2: Women seek status above all else, even if that status is imaginary. This is why ugly rich men can marry supermodels, and why you can lie about your life to get laid.

Fun fact about women 3: Women always need something to complain about. A woman who isn't complaining is a bored woman. You need to behave in ways that she won't like on purpose. She needs something to talk about with her friends.

Fun fact about women 4: Women aren't fun. That is why they hate things that ARE fun, and will try to pry you away from them. This includes your friends, your hobbies, your favorite TV shows and movies, and anything else which you enjoy. If a woman is interested in something fun, it's because she is feigning interest because of your status.

Fun fact about women 5: Women prefer emotions over logic. In a man's mind, it's logical to treat a girl you like as good as possible. And all women will say that this is what they want. However, this is not how to get women. You need to keep them in a constant state of emotional transition. Never let them be happy too long, never treat them too good, and never compliment them more than you insult them.

Fun fact about women 6: Every woman raised in western culture is worthless. If you're going to date someone, date foreign only. Asian or Spanish specifically. They haven't been raised with false sense of entitlement, and they actually understand why traditional gender roles are important to keeping a family together.

Fun fact about women 7: Every woman you meet will deny that any of these facts are true. They will ALL say, "Well, maybe some women are, but I'M not like that". All of them say this. It's part of their illusion. They know full well what they're like, and they are terrified that their whole lifestyle would fall apart if people ever began to find out.

I could go on and on with this.

You're probably saying, "Well, if you know all this, why aren't you rolling in women?" to which I'd reply, "It's because I know this that I CHOOSE not to be rolling in women." Western women, regardless of how attractive, are filthy, rotten, and evil inside. And it's all hidden behind a mask of makeup and whore clothes. But just because you paint a piece of shit gold doesn't mean it won't make you hurl if you eat it.

That said, I wish I was gay. But I honestly find the thought of that disgusting. I am a hetero man in a world where he is attracted to a creature he hates with a burning passion. It's some sort of sick cosmic joke.

fun fact about women 8: who the fuk cares about fact 1-7, if it wasnt for what they had between their legs id throw stones at them

fun fact about women 9: they all now HATE Sunghando

naa thats just cruel, but seriosuly stop bitching about women

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Can someone please tell me if I have ever sounded like that /\ ?

lmfao naaa bo u havent relax

nut anyways i think we just need to relax about the bitching about women

i mean seriosuly we bitch more about them, then what they do about us alot of times lol

i say if you dum enough to put up with them then its your fault

plus i like women being the way they are, id hate it if my gf could kik my ass in football, or lift more in the gym, or kik my ass in video games, or drive better then me, or loved sport more then me

i mean shit i like feeling like the man

and plus, the more of a problem and pain in the arse women are, the GREATER you feel when you blow in their mouth and watch them swallow

coz u know you rock

and you showed them whos boss ahahahahahah

take that bitch, who jus rocked your world!!!!!!!!!

**energizer bunny** · 01-07-2010, 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

don't quote me for sure, but i think the books came first....like harold potter.

they are still rambling on. god i hate them. esp her...he's said maybe a few things, she wont STFU .........

is vagina worth that?????ugh

YES......It most certainly is!!

**DSM4Life** · 01-07-2010, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

so, right now - I'm sitting in starbucks - studying...

i can't study at home. too many cool gadgets/tv/computers/puppy to keep me distracted....

so, im sitting here, and just beside me - is a guy and a girl...

dating, whatever.

but he is going on and on

"i love the twilight books, there's so much more in those books than in the movies, there's just something in the books that doesnt come across on film"

and this guy, in his sad attempt to get vagina - is smiling, agreeing, and having to pay attention.

i dont know how you straight guys do that.

i'd rather rip my face off.

being gay, my BF likes call of duty, video games, violent movies, cars, electronics.... but we dont have to put on a front and pretend we are interested in crap like twilight.

i'm glad im a homo.

My BF made me see this movie opening weekend. He knew i wouldn't be into it so he bought the tickets without even asking (online). He told me that day he got the tickets which i replied great another "gay" movie choice. When we left i ended up liking the movie more than him. Go Jacob !

We are straight up with each on whether we like something or not over which i love. Since he drags me to his movies he has to put up with my war movies like Saving private Ryan etc.

**Western Man** · 01-07-2010, 05:31 AM

There's nothing like a wet vagina!

**skeldno** · 01-07-2010, 05:42 AM

Wot a post!!!!

lol!!!!

I LOVE women i litrally try have about 3-5 diff ones a week but sometimes i really wish i was gay especially wen most the women recently end up getting sectioned in the nut home! lol As soon as i tell them to piss off as they do my nut in they start txting me with suicide threats! WANKERS!

Men just get on with it lol

**DSM4Life** · 01-07-2010, 06:03 AM

Originally Posted by skeldno

Wot a post!!!!

lol!!!!

I LOVE women i litrally try have about 3-5 diff ones a week but sometimes i really wish i was gay especially wen most the women recently end up getting sectioned in the nut home! lol As soon as i tell them to piss off as they do my nut in they start txting me with suicide threats! WANKERS!

Men just get on with it lol

Get in, get off, get out !

**skeldno** · 01-07-2010, 06:09 AM

Hell yeah! :-) I always try make sure i sort them out tho ;-) Then word gets round lol ;-) But there is those few women that just wont ever cum!!!!!! I hate those especially if they wont fake it! I would rather a women fake it then just neverr do anything!

**elpropiotorvic** · 01-07-2010, 07:34 AM

This is all I gotta say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-wB...=youtube_gdata

nah j/k but the vid is funny as hell

and ppl we are all human beings, we just don't aknowledge that !!!

**Hazard** · 01-07-2010, 10:05 AM

A man should never do anything he doesn't want to for a vagina. If he does - he's just plain desperate. Sometimes we have to listen to them talk about shit we don't care about..... but pretending you care to get in her pants in retarded.

Regarding the mustache kiss.....

~Haz~

**FranciscoG** · 01-07-2010, 10:24 AM

^^^ So true.

¨i dont know how you straight guys do that?¨

Pretty much the same way you gay guys do it. Every once in a while you are just gonna have to listen to his/her moterfvcken problems. I don´t know of any gay couple that share 100% in common. If you are in any relationship, IMHO, you are gonna have to put up with issues great or small.

**Nooomoto** · 01-07-2010, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

With all the shit I have dealt with my ex the last 6 months I am starting to think girls arent worth it.

I hear that! Every time I get a girlfriend, I end up thinking "Fk...I wish I was single...silence would be great right now!"

**calgarian** · 01-07-2010, 01:07 PM

well here is the dbl trouble......when its ur turn to complain u get " u always complain cause u r a man"....ummm hellooooooo

**thegodfather** · 01-07-2010, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

With all the shit I have dealt with my ex the last 6 months I am starting to think girls arent worth it.

MS....I'll be gay with you, we like the same things....Only first I'll have to stop liking hot blonde barbies with big tits and tight asses and black spandex pants. I'll let you know when that happens.

**drdeath613** · 01-07-2010, 02:13 PM

well he could dye his hair for u and use tons of synthol for nice big breasts im sure he workout so i bet hes got a tight ass so your good to go

**dangerous dan** · 01-07-2010, 02:19 PM

Men do anything for fanny, ill sit talking shit, pretending im happy and interested all day if it means im going to get laid....we cant coment on this thread...we dont know if he got laid