OMG my mom almost caught me with steroids!

[AlphaMaleDawg]

well anyways I am still living with her because I have been home from college for a year and a half. I am not moving for another 3 or so months. Anyways, I ordered gear and 3 separate packages were sent to me in the mail. Usually I am the one that takes the mail up but she did it this time.

Anyways, she sees these small packages from Cyprus, Greece, and Mexico. Thank god she didnt open them but she had a talk with me and yelled at me and was like "What are these suspicious packages?? What the hell are u taking? some kind of pills!!??"

At this point I think I am totally fukced. Like I was so worried she was just gonna make me open in front of her and throw them in the garbage (think about all the money gone to waste). But instead, I remembered she caught me with cialis once in my desk (bought some in case of whiskey dick if I go out and drink). So I said it was just viagra and things like that and that I sell them and am making a lot of money. She was really pissed but THANK GOD she believed me. I immediately grabbed them, hid them in my room, and waited for her to leave so I could open them.

Wow that was so close. Talk about dodging a bullet

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

[D7M]

lol.

"No mom, they're not steroids, I'm just selling drugs to make some extra money"

"Oh, well in that case, carry on, son."

[AlphaMaleDawg]

lol.

"No mom, they're not steroids, I'm just selling drugs to make some extra money"

"Oh, well in that case, carry on, son."

lol no she was PISSED still. Like furious. She was like "those pills could be anything. someone could die taking them. do you want that on your conscience?"

But I'll take it, she would have really freaked out if she knew I did roids. Would have been a much worse outcome and she would have thrown them out. I told her I was gonna stop selling viagra lol and she was like, "you promise?" I was like, yes I promise after this its over

[D7M]

lol no she was PISSED still. Like furious. She was like "those pills could be anything. someone could die taking them. do you want that on your conscience?"

But I'll take it, she would have really freaked out if she knew I did roids. Would have been a much worse outcome and she would have thrown them out. I told her I was gonna stop selling viagra lol and she was like, "you promise?" I was like, yes I promise after this its over

bwahahah...that's even funnier:

"I'll stop selling drugs after this batch, mom."

"Do you promise"

"yes, mom."

"Well, ok then".

[laduem88]

was home over the summer, had something shipped there, source had shipping problems....get a random text form my mom 4 months later "i got your testosterone in the mail" FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

[laduem88]

lol.

"No mom, they're not steroids, I'm just selling drugs to make some extra money"

"Oh, well in that case, carry on, son."

its because its culturally accepted, which is so BS!

[AlphaMaleDawg]

was home over the summer, had something shipped there, source had shipping problems....get a random text form my mom 4 months later "i got your testosterone in the mail" FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

oh snap. was she pissed?

[laduem88]

oh snap. was she pissed?

hell yea, it was a huge thing...i mean im sure she knew bc she would always mention steroids, but i guess she needed to see it in person for it to really sink in her head. She knows she cant control what i do, and i explained to her, hey i dont drink, i dont get high off drugs (besides weed once in awhile but she doesn't know that)..and then i went on to say this is what i do, and i get a benefit from it, while people are drunk driving and doing drugs that will have no positive outcome, im doing something that makes me look better and feel better. Then i went on to explain how the media is ridiculous about the topic and then went on to how my dad ordered viagra illegally and how its no different of a crime ordering test. Then she went on to the health card, and at that point i laughed because im the only one in my family that isn't fat..anyways long story short we all have different interests, for me getting drunk 5 times a week and waking up with a hangover doesn't interest me but looking like rambo does hahaha

[Gaspari1255]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

[MuscleScience]

Yeah I remember when my mom almost caught me jacking off for the first time. I was 27 and just got home from my job at Sonic. There is this 16 year old highschool girl that I always flirt with there. Anyway she was asking me to buy her alcohol for a party that night and I said I would if she gave me a well you know. So I didnt want to seem like a weirdo so I decided to fire off a round or two before she came over to receive her Mikes Hard Lemonaid. That is when Mom walked in with some of my freshly washed tighty whities and an JC Pennies catalog. I was in the womens underwear section when she walked in. She asked me what I was doing and I told her I was trying to picture the new pair of athletic shorts against my body to see if the color would be ok on me. Boy was that a close call.

[CBGB]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

Priceless

[warchild]

Yeah I remember when my mom almost caught me jacking off for the first time. I was 27 and just got home from my job at Sonic. There is this 16 year old highschool girl that I always flirt with there. Anyway she was asking me to buy her alcohol for a party that night and I said I would if she gave me a well you know. So I didnt want to seem like a weirdo so I decided to fire off a round or two before she came over to receive her Mikes Hard Lemonaid. That is when Mom walked in with some of my freshly washed tighty whities and an JC Pennies catalog. I was in the womens underwear section when she walked in. She asked me what I was doing and I told her I was trying to picture the new pair of athletic shorts against my body to see if the color would be ok on me. Boy was that a close call.

Creeper.....

[laduem88]

Creeper.....

exactly what i was thinking

[MuscleScience]

Creeper.....

exactly what i was thinking

Ah it was a sarcastic joke, I have never actually worked at Sonic....

You guys get it right?

[warchild]

....

[MuscleScience]

I don't know what is funnier, the fact that he is a vet, the fact that he was 27 working at sonic or the fact that this guy is a chester trying to get it on with 16yo girls...either way bro you are sick if you were 27 trying to bang a 16yo

You have seen me post enough to get my humor warchild.

[warchild]

You have seen me post enough to get my humor warchild.

well in that case does she have any friends????

[MuscleScience]

well in that case does she have any friends????

There we go...hahahaha

She does if you drive a mustang and smoke cigarettes.

[Bojangles69]

The best part of this thread is his name, "Alphamaledog", and hes complaining about his mommy *almost finding his steroids.

Just goes to show how big our internet cocks can be.

[MuscleScience]

The best part of this thread is his name, "Alphamaledog", and hes complaining about his mommy *almost finding his steroids.

Just goes to show how big our internet cocks can be.

LOL, well said BO.

[GZA]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

This was the biggest laugh I've ever had on this forum

[playboii]

lol my mom knows and she knows that I know my shit so she doesn't stress me about it because after 8yrs of dieting & training she sees that i know wtf im doing. but I thank all of you for me knowing my shit lol..I still remember my first cycle ever...sustanon for 5 weeks with no PCT go figure ..lol that was handed down to me from one of my "bros" after that unsuccessful cycle i joined this forum smartened up and became educated & medicated lol

[ranging1]

lol its alright man i had similar experience 3 weeks ago

after jabbing i left my whole syringe and pin supplies lying in my room

i have a box of 300 syringes, 4 small boxes, each have 100 pinds in them, plus 2 boxes of swaps

anyways she found them and cracked it

she asked my why i had 'MEDICAL supplies' in my room

i just told her im not doing drugs, and im not dealing drugs

she like OKay then long as your not doing either them

lol close call i thought

wouldve thought shed jerry her sons 225 pounds of muscle lol

[HustlerBrah]

LOL

mannnn

i've been busted to many times and i ALWAYS ALWAYS blame ranging1

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

i go im holding onto them for him because his parents are strict.


ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

[boz]

Lol your mum sounds like a funny woman.

[ranging1]

LOL

mannnn

i've been busted to many times and i ALWAYS ALWAYS blame ranging1

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

i go im holding onto them for him because his parents are strict.


ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

bullshit im looking after urs coz ur parents found ur stash AGAIN

and then you blame me and tell them their mine

[ottomaddox]

It serves you right for sending illegal drugs to a house you don't even owm? What are you some kind of hero because you,"fooled your Mommy." Pathetic. Get a PO box. Have some common sense.

[Flagg]

Creeper.....

I believe he was being sarcastic..

[Flagg]

The best part of this thread is his name, "Alphamaledog", and hes complaining about his mommy *almost finding his steroids.

Just goes to show how big our internet cocks can be.

I was thinking the same thing

[wharton]

LoL how old are you guys I moved into my own house when I was 19 you guys sound like little kids, My mom found this my mom found that haha

[ranging1]

LoL how old are you guys I moved into my own house when I was 19 you guys sound like little kids, My mom found this my mom found that haha

just so happens im 19 aswell

but were so sorry that big boys liek you are independent and move out early

ur so cool

lol jus joking

[AlphaMaleDawg]

LoL how old are you guys I moved into my own house when I was 19 you guys sound like little kids, My mom found this my mom found that haha

im 24 but i got back from college when i was 22 and havent moved out yet since my job is an 8 minute walk from me. I am moving close in a few months though to be on my own. its also expensive to live on my own in nyc. anyways I am still in disbelief how close I was to getting caught. would have been my downfall

[Mooseman33]

Downfall to what.
big fvking deal, u take steroids. news flash for some of u kids, we are all grown ass men, who the fvk cares if ur mom catches u.

u guys cantbe breast fed ur whole life, the time to cut the cord is now...

[wharton]

just so happens im 19 aswell

but were so sorry that big boys liek you are independent and move out early

ur so cool

lol jus joking

LoL im not 19 wish i was haha

[wharton]

downfall to what.
Big fvking deal, u take steroids. News flash for some of u kids, we are all grown ass men, who the fvk cares if ur mom catches u.

U guys cantbe breast fed ur whole life, the time to cut the cord is now...

x2 x2

[Bossman]

If your mom can't tell by your appearance alone that you're using steroids, you must be doing something wrong.

[superben258]

What part of NYC alpha?

[AlphaMaleDawg]

Downfall to what.
big fvking deal, u take steroids. news flash for some of u kids, we are all grown ass men, who the fvk cares if ur mom catches u.

u guys cantbe breast fed ur whole life, the time to cut the cord is now...

It would suck because she would throw them out and do everything in her power to make sure I stop and never take them again. She thinks its like instant death. I would rather not deal with that $hit if I dont have to

If your mom can't tell by your appearance alone that you're using steroids, you must be doing something wrong.

She probably thinks pro bodybuilders are clean because they drug test, she doesnt know about stuff like this.

What part of NYC alpha?

Manhattan, u?

[superben258]

Well I'm in Maryland now but I'm from The Bronx. I come up to the city about once a month. I'm new to all this and havent started to take anything yet. It's good to meet someone from the city, maybe you can help me down the road. For now I'm still reading and learning.