Before you read this: Please don't judge me...

[illaJ]

I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

[Friend]

[illaJ]

how did i fail?

something tells me you didnt read the whole post...

[lovbyts]

Waste of space.

[illaJ]

LOL lovbyts did you read the whole post? if not go read the end

[fattymcbutterpants]

wow lol i didnt even pay attention to that last sentence, i was sitting there thinking why the hell would you say that and cockblock yourself from your own sister? lol

[Darksyde]

its ok illaj, i heard stuff like that was normal in canada anyways

[illaJ]

[BgMc31]

FUNNY AS HELL!!!! Only a true Star Wars fan would know where you're coming from!!!

Absolutely funny!!!

[lovbyts]

LOL lovbyts did you read the whole post? if not go read the end

Hahahaha NO some how I really did miss the very last sentence. I think by that point I had read enough and didnt want to read any more.

[illaJ]

FUNNY AS HELL!!!! Only a true Star Wars fan would know where you're coming from!!!

Absolutely funny!!!

hhahahahhaha finally

saw this on another board and laughed my ass off

[illaJ]

Hahahaha NO some how I really did miss the very last sentence. I think by that point I had read enough and didnt want to read any more.

hahahahah its ok, you were too busy thinking "wow this guy is ****ed up"

[stevey_6t9]

troll

[illaJ]

not i, kind sir

saw this on another board and laughed my ass off

[stevey_6t9]

can you post a pic of your sister up for me

[illaJ]

why yes i can!

[stevey_6t9]

haha i can understand your urges. more pics, more more!

[illaJ]

[lovbyts]

hahahahah its ok, you were too busy thinking "wow this guy is ****ed up"

Yes but trying NOT to judge at the same time. I do my best not to judge everyone else by my own standards but understand that everyone had different life experiences.

It's variety that keeps the world interesting.

[Darksyde]

aww man and here i was thinking we were all gonna keep going along in collusion pretending we didnt get it

[slimy]

Scruffy looking nerf herder.

[DSM4Life]

[lovbyts]

Thank you. Im having a LOT of fun with that on another forum at this time. LOL

[MuscleScience]

This is your beloved sister now.

Carrie Fisher: Then and Now

[illaJ]

oh wow you know her?!

[illaJ]

*salutes*


ohhhhhh caaaaannnnaaaaddddaaaa oooouuuurrrr hoooommmmeeeeee aaaannnndddd naaaaattttiiiivvvvveeee llllaaaaannnnnddd

[illaJ]

aww man and here i was thinking we were all gonna keep going along in collusion pretending we didnt get it

[-Ender-]

the force is not strong in this thread. besides:
Chewbacca was hitting that while nobody was paying any attention.

[Vitruvian-Man]

i heard stuff like that was normal in canada anyways

Nah broo!

You must be thinking about Utah hahaha!

-VM

[illaJ]

wow lol i didnt even pay attention to that last sentence, i was sitting there thinking why the hell would you say that and cockblock yourself from your own sister? Lol

haha

[baynethebluepit]

Gotta love star wars. Carrie Fischer was major league hot back in the day, you know harrison ford was bangin that.

[rc3477]

interesting to say the least

[stack_it]

I was gonna ask for pictures of your sister and possibly your mom.

[energizer bunny]

lol......good stuff......

[illaJ]

I was gonna ask for pictures of your sister and possibly your mom.

no pictures, only holograms

[stack_it]

no pictures, only holograms

Haha....



The first movie that popped in my head when I was reading this was "not another teen movie."

[slimy]

The odds of successfully navigating and asteroid field are exactly 3,720 to 1.

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