I just folded it in half :D!
I just folded it in half :D!
Damn! I opened this thread with great anticipation!
Don't get me wrong, I don't have a small penis. But it doesn't matter how big it is, it can always be bigger.
funny
What are you doing Friday night ?
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by dsm4life
I have a 1.3 inch cock. I am going to pump it full of synthol and deca and get it to 3 inches :)
http://www.thedailycontributor.com/w...enzyte-guy.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984
fvckin NOOBS.. learn to..
JelQ
ROFL....Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
now thats funny
it can be too big... trust me.. it gets old not being able to bury it all the way in..
oh i know.. i absolutely hate it when im banging the bajeezus outta my woman and she is like "OK.. OK..OK we have to quit.. your giving me a headache in the back of my medulla oblongata"Quote:
Originally Posted by spywizard
Im lucky I only have to have 2 in cut off. :aajack:
Yeah it looks all good for the movies but that's it.
I agree, I really would not want to be any bigger than I am now. I use to think I did until I got to many complaints as it is. It's not any fun if you cant pound it home once in a while or after the fact your girls in complaining about you hitting bottom to hard and being in pain. You really dont want a girl who can take a horse either. LOL catch 22.
do you mean the member "horse". LOL
This is what I don't understand......Quote:
Originally Posted by lovbyts
I get told that It feels like i'm poking an ovary LMAO..... there has been more than a few women who have said it's hitting the back and that I can't go hard all the way in.....
HOW THE FVCK do my friends have sex with anyone if they all aparantly have a 9" cock...... LOLOLOL I just don't get it. I'd be scared to be any bigger than I am now..... and i'm not 9"
~Haz~
:haha: ha ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
it is the thrust that u fvck with...u and me both fvck like there is no tomorrow. and u can actually some times feel it going in and hitting something in the back unless she is a public washroom that everyone uses but then again 12 inches is small for her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
Maybe we need to stop dating women under 4ft? :scratch: :1laugh: :2jk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
I figured I had better say it before someone else did.
Women can only handle so much. I've noticed Skinny Woman can take more, not sure why. Yet when ur pounding a womans cervix it hurts her and is not that comfy for u either. I'm happy wit my size. Its fills up the space and leaves a great taste !!
:)
in her mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by vpchill
Corrected
Pain is pleasure.Quote:
Originally Posted by vpchill
Sometimes but I will never forget one of my last GF we where both kind of drunk. I had never pounded her hard because I always bottomed out. We both sort of got into it that night and she kept say go ahead, harder, more and seemed to like it until I stopped (not finished) but I could see in her eyes it was hurting and she was in tears for the next 30 minutes....I felt like sh*t, no fun in that at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by DSM4Life
sooo true ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DSM4Life
DSM gtfo my thread.
You heard the manQuote:
Originally Posted by ferocious bubble
:lol: btw this avi is much betterQuote:
Originally Posted by alexISthrowed
bubble if its such a problem try putting it behind your fringe :7up:
^^ good advice.
haha Ive been getting that alot.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaNiCC
^^Way better,
But to the OP,
If you want your GF to think you have a 12 inch cock.
-Turn the lights off in your room,
make out with her a bit
tell her you'll be right back
leave the rest up to me
I laughed really hard at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
lolololQuote:
Originally Posted by twotimer