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05-09-2010, 11:34 AM #1Junior Member
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Friends all saw me bust a nut on this girls couch.
So I'm chilling in my friends basement this weekend with all my good friends. We are just talking watching some T.V. on his big ass couch. It's one of those badass corner ones that make an L shape kind of. So its me on the very end and next to me is this girl who always kinda had a thing for me, I always thought she was cute.
We were kinda close cuddling slightly with a blanket on our laps. So then after her it just goes a couple other girls then some of my boys on the other end. We are watching some gay ass movie and it's pretty dark in the room. I'm kinda bored not showing any interest in the movie. All of a sudden I feel a little hand underneath my blanket. I get a huge ass grin on my face, knowing whats bout to go down.
At this point she kinda has her knees up high on the couch kinda blocking every ones view of my lower body. She unzips my zipper and takes my cawk out. She starts going to town on it, it was so hard not to moan or move or anything since it felt awesome. I'm like 30 seconds from busting, so I'm gonna tell her to stop so I don't bust in that situation.
All of a sudden my friend on the other side of the couch gets up and starts walking over, the girl and I just freeze hoping he'll walk upstairs or something. He comes over to us and says "Yo I'm gonna use this I'm getting cold", and he grabs the blanket from my lap. It seemed like it was just tossed on my lap so I can understand why he thought i wasn't using it. When he grabs it i try and grab it back but he rips it from my grip. All at the same ****ing time this chick was like half ass stroking me cause i never got to tell her to stop, so I bust a nut right there. I didn't want it to go everywhere so I caught it mostly in my hands, but one shot go onto the couch/blanket.
Everyone was ****ing grossed out, after like 5 mins in the bathroom I told them i was gonna head home. Don't know if it was worth the handjob, wondering if i shoulda at least yelled out "BOOM PROTEIN EVERYWHERE" to go out with a bang
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05-09-2010, 11:39 AM #2Associate Member
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good story
One time when my cousin was living with me I get home and its freezing in my house so I go upstairs to yell at him for leaving the AC on all day. Right as I open his door he throws his sweat pants over his dick cause he was obviously wacking it. In the middle of him doing this hes yelling at me to close the door so I quickly do without seeing a thing.
After I shut door I hear him yell "god damn it I just got it all over myself"
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05-09-2010, 11:51 AM #3
Should have just said giggity giggity allll rightttt!
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05-09-2010, 12:03 PM #4
I.Muscle...one of the funniest stories ive ever heard man...priceless
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05-09-2010, 12:08 PM #5
lol thats hilarious
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05-09-2010, 01:42 PM #6
Better than any story I've got....."sigh*
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05-09-2010, 01:43 PM #7
pfft...no way i'm cummin without anybody knowing though....I don't think that's even possible for me, especially if there's actually a girl touching me
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05-09-2010, 03:41 PM #11Junior Member
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haha awesome story bro. yeah you shoulda yelled "BOOM BAZOOKA JOE" or something lol
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05-09-2010, 03:58 PM #12
Isn't this the guy that keeps telling us fake stories.....?
~Haz~
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more a load of shite than cum if you ask me lol
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05-09-2010, 04:19 PM #17
Do people have a fetish for making up stories ?
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i think so, whats worse is ppl actually believe the toss pot
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The story didn't sound believable to begin with.
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05-09-2010, 06:01 PM #20
I called bs right away. And if your gonna make up a story at leasst make it funny.
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05-09-2010, 06:02 PM #21
The dude that shit and pissed all over the chicks bathroom at least told a good story.
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05-09-2010, 08:52 PM #22
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05-09-2010, 08:55 PM #23
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=416550
Funny tho LMAO
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05-10-2010, 12:36 AM #24
That's him with the fake prom date story and others.
What's the big deal though. I fvcked a chick in front of a bunch of my friends at a party about a year ago. We had already done the dead about 45 minutes before and just started making out again in the group, about 4 guys and 4 or 5 girls in teh room drinking.
We got a little carried away and I had my hand up her skirt, she started stroking me with her hand down my pants and one of her friends watching us started saying do it, pretty soon everyone was cheering us on. At first she was pretty shy about it (me too) but she let me start to bang her with a blanket sort of over us but it was soon lost and everyone had a full view and kept cheering us on. LOL
I couldn't bust a nut a 2nd time especially with an audience so we eventually moved to the bathroom where I could bet a better rhythm going without being self conscious and banging her HARD so I could finish. Luckily no one had or though about breaking out the phone cam... I got plenty of pictures and videos of her later.
I never though I would do something like that but it's amazing what a little alcohol, people cheering you on and a HOT girl will get you to do. LOL
Last edited by lovbyts; 05-10-2010 at 12:47 AM.
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05-10-2010, 08:26 AM #25
ummmm...I am glad the story didnt turned out that someone turned on the light and it was his guy friend giving him a Hand job..wait it sounded like DSM stories.
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05-10-2010, 09:13 AM #27
That girl's eyes are amazing
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05-10-2010, 06:34 PM #34
enough said
"nice eyes"
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double post
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05-11-2010, 07:17 PM #40
lmao funny story...
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