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Thread: I no longer have a love for glory holes.

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    I no longer have a love for glory holes.

    I been seeing this chick for a while, she kinda has a wild side which I love about her. So she tells me she's gonna have the house to herself all day. As soon as I hear this I know I'm getting something today.

    So I head over to her house around noonish. We just chill out for a while watch a movie, get a lil something to eat. So after the movie we are bored and we know whats gonna come next. We start making out hardcore, and I'm getting real turned on.

    She just got a new frig for her kitchen and I saw the big ass cardboard box outside her house for it. For some reason I always had an obsession with glory holes. I always look for porn with them, always had a dream of getting a BJ using one. So I ask if shes willing to try something new, and she agrees without questioning.

    I take her by the hand and bring her outside. My unit was getting rock solid just thinking about what is soon to come (no pun intended). Shes thought we were gonna do shit in the box, little did she know what was in store for her. I took out my trusty pocket knife cut a hole in the box perfectly shaped for my rattlesnake. Since the box was so big i had to lay it on its side and go in then have her stand the box upright. I drop my pants stick my unit in the hole and she knew what to do from there.

    I was in heaven for about 5 minutes until i hear a voice scream, "Allie what the **** are you doing?" I knew it was her brother after a minute. I took my cock back into the box and put it away. I tried jumping out but couldn't get out. Next thing i know her brother is charging the ****ing box and he just kicks the box straight over.

    Then he just starts stomping the shit outta me while im in the box. It continued for like 3 minutes till i was able to crawl out of the decrepit box and onto the grass. She had cooled him down by the time I got out, and he told her to go inside with him. She did, I got in my car and left. Now thinking about it i will never do that shit again, so much for my obsession.


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    I so hope this really happened! lmao

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    NOOOOOOO ****ING WAY!!! lol.

    there is no way???? honestly??? hahahahahahaha

    I f***ing love the picture you attached hahahahahahaha.

    How were the battle wounds?

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    Roflmao!!!!!

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    that fvkin blows bro, i think i woulda put her in the box. i think that is the most depressing story i heard all day.


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    If that is made up, you are an amazing writer, lol

    If it's true, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    If that is made up, you are an amazing writer, lol

    If it's true, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
    Either way, this shit is gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    Either way, this shit is gold.
    lol, agree'd.

    But it sure would suck getting monkey stomped in a refrigerator box with your dick out, lol.

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    Thanks for the illustration.

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    LOL...great story

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    F'ing funny!!!

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    real or made up that is funny

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    haha f*ing funny bro. great sh*t

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    i love this kid

    true story or not. its a great story

    welcome to the board!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i love this kid

    true story or not. its a great story

    welcome to the board!!
    Thanks its good to be here

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    bahahaha yessssssssssss.

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    Funny sh*t!

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    hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    EPIC WIN!



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    i lvoe this

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    I have to say it's a original and funny .

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    OMG I was not expecting to laugh as hard as I did reading this.

    He got tackled while he was still in the box, trying to get his cock back in the pants. What a vulnerable situation to say the least.. lmao

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    hahahahah!!!

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    That is some funny stuff, when i read glory hole DSM came to my mind, don't know why.

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    that was great bro,,,LMFAO

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    It's going to be hard to top this one for best thread of 2010....

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    This is #1.

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    hahaha kicking off the new year with a bang.. probubly the best thread of the decade. this is an epic WIN

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    thats some funny shit rite there

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh man great story, CLASSIC! oh, the board is quite interesting 2nite hahahaha

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    for you my man!


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    ur part of a steroid forum,

    and the brother is kicking the shit out of you? and your scared?

    shouldnt he be scared of you, this is a steroid forum lol

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    lol........good stuff!.....hahaha

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    Lmao. Shouldve just taken the door handle out of one of the interior doors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    ur part of a steroid forum,

    and the brother is kicking the shit out of you? and your scared?

    shouldnt he be scared of you, this is a steroid forum lol

    ur either related to the "sust guy"
    or dont have a sister....

    this guy is lucky he didnt get hospitalized for this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    ur either related to the "sust guy"
    or dont have a sister....

    this guy is lucky he didnt get hospitalized for this...


    Come on maybe the bro will try this with his lady. Besides the sis knew what she was doing. Is not like she was caught cheating with this guy, besides what else can two grown people do.

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    2 grown people dont create a glory hole outside their parents house...

    where is the "grown" in that.

    again, u or ranging1 must not have a sister....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    2 grown people dont create a glory hole outside their parents house...

    where is the "grown" in that.

    again, u or ranging1 must not have a sister....
    I'm only 19 man.

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    great story bro, im not coming down on u...
    i was talking to the other guy..

    ur fvking nuts man, and i lov it....

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