I love cutting myself

No
I don't
But I just got out of the shower and had to bandage myself up. I was shaving my chest stomach, arms, well, everything (fvck any bodyhair, its all bad) and i was trying that new razor, the one that has little buffers between the blades to help keep the skin from wanting to get cought when shaving.
The razor works great. I literally couldn't even feel the blades. It felt like I was just pretending to shave. So since it was so comfortable, I was starting to shave fast, and sloppy.
Then I went over my collar bone.
Oops.
I don't know what I did wrong, but I actually heard the skin split open. I look down and my entire right pec, all the way my front side is covered in blood. I started rinsing it off and realized it just kept coming out at a pretty heavy flow rate (I blame tren).
I tried to turn the water to cold, so my skin would tighten up and slow the bleeding. It helped, but still alot of blood coming out. The moment I took water off of it, there would be alot of blood flowing.
I finally got tired of running cold water over it, and shut the water off and hopped out of the shower. Put a towel on it. Blood all over the towel. I put a bunch of paper towels on it and just let it stick to my body, soaking up blood. Its all bandaged up now.

Anyone ever had a similar experience?

I know some people have worse stories (like nearly cutting of their dicks)

One time in my drinking days I woke up for work like 3 hours after an all night bender. I start drunk shaving and instead of pulling the strokes down for some reason I decide to slide the razor across part of my cheek. Good little 2 inch cut kinda deep and really noticeable.

Your avatar and this topic remind me of the Indian guy in Predator who cut himself with that machette (I don't know how to spell big knife)

Thats messed up because i was thinking of Mac in Predator when he breaks the plastic razor on his cheek cause he's so psyched out

People cut themselves alot in predator...

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Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

One time in my drinking days I woke up for work like 3 hours after an all night bender. I start drunk shaving and instead of pulling the strokes down for some reason I decide to slide the razor across part of my cheek. Good little 2 inch cut kinda deep and really noticeable.

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always a bad idea lol

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KLxok7oR8w...U/s320/emo.jpg

Another Kind Of Predator

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...tor--34082.jpg

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Originally Posted by dec11

always a bad idea lol

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Yet we've all done it.. and paid the consequence..

Alien vs predator

While living in Georgia, I was at a party and some of us guys decided to surprise the women folk. So we went into the kitchen and proceeded to shave our heads shiny. Yes, we were lit. Anyways, I took a big chunk of scalp off the back of my head, and bled like a stuck pig it did!
Moral: Don't try to impress the ladies. It can get in the way of a good drunk.

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Originally Posted by Times Roman

While living in Georgia, I was at a party and some of us guys decided to surprise the women folk. So we went into the kitchen and proceeded to shave our heads shiny. Yes, we were lit. Anyways, I took a big chunk of scalp off the back of my head, and bled like a stuck pig it did!
Moral: Don't try to impress the ladies. It can get in the way of a good drunk.

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wow unless your hair short already I would think that would be really really painful

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Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

wow unless your hair short already I would think that would be really really painful

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started off about 1" long (military cut), then we scissor cut it off as much as we could, then took a razor and cleaned it up. Not painful. Just messy with all the blood leaking everywhere. So I grabbed a cigarette, broke it open, packed the hole with tobacco, bandaged it up, and within a couple of minutes, stopped bleeding. Viola!

Bet ya didn't know the cigarette trick, did ya?