The Unofficial In Third Person Thread.

[MuscleScience]

Rules are very simple, talk about yourself in the third person. Something funny, something serious, something goofy, whatever. If you post a pic, it must either have a third person referrence or text.


MuscleScience is tired of all the little sissy girls on here complaining about hurting their Ginny after doing a week of P90X...

[Hoggage_54]

Hoggage is sick of all the reposts

[DSM4Life]

[Knockout_Power]

KP still doesnt get laid

[Times Roman]

Times Roman wants to know what time it is


....it's Roman Time!

[Gaspari1255]

****** needs to stop culking.

[dangerous dan]

dan needs sexi very muchly, and he is craving a full chicken

[gettingthere]

GT needs more confidence

[MuscleScience]

DSM needs to get off the Internet and get a real job! Also DSM thinks DSM's are ***** cars but he can't help but drive them because DSM thinks they are Cute.

[cherrydrpepper]

Cherry is listening to the Transformers 07' soundtrack and wondering if hes gotten mature enough to listen to orchestral soundtracks

[Times Roman]

TR is sitting here stuffing his face with chicken... whew! 3500 cals/day is rough!

[Shol'va]

Shol'va needs to pay more attention to his BF and spend less time in these whore threads. He may end up getting a bad reputation in here.

[Times Roman]

Shol'va needs to pay more attention to his BF and spend less time in these whore threads. He may end up getting a bad reputation in here.

BF?

Body Fat?
Biceps and Forearms?
Beens and Franks?

[Shol'va]

Sorry, typo, B/F = Boyfriend/Significant Other, The Top To My Bottom, The Ying To My Yang, The Ding To My Dong

[stack_it]

Stack is slightly hung over.

[jbm]

jbm is the man!

[Times Roman]

Sorry, typo, B/F = Boyfriend/Significant Other, The Top To My Bottom, The Ying To My Yang, The Ding To My Dong

that's a shocker! never coulda guessed.

[PC650]

pc walked in to a gay bar last night not knowing it, and was really pissed off for doin so and paying 15 dollars on top

[vanduhl]

pc walked in to a gay bar last night not knowing it, and was really pissed off for doin so and paying 15 dollars on top

vanduhl feels sorry for you bro...that sucks..lots of pun intended

[Shol'va]

Shol'va feels sorry for Wayne and Bruce and all PC's other friends at the Chartroose Moose. Hopefully he got his free drink. And PC wouldn't have to pay the 15 dollars on bottom.

[MuscleScience]

MuscleSciences wonders where the Help that Pink Elephante in the room DSM is at?

[NattyR1]

this guy is wondering why his neighbor is playing games with him when he just wants to go watch a movie and be a gentlemen because they are neighbors even though she said she was just laying around in bed.

[Knockout_Power]

Stack is poorly hung.

KP has corrected, thank him later.

[Knockout_Power]

that's a shocker! never coulda guessed.

KP thinks this posting was not in the 3rd person and this is the real shocker...

[Knockout_Power]

pc walked in to a gay bar last night not knowing it, and was really pissed off for doin so and paying 15 dollars on top

KP thinks its better than paying $20 and being on bottom

[Igifuno]

Igifuno missed all his AR friends and doesn't like when he can't whore all day and night.. even if his wife thinks he's a loser.. Igi still gives her the 'ol beef dart the way she likes it..

[PC650]

KP thinks its better than paying $20 and being on bottom

pc thought that was funny

[Knockout_Power]

Igifuno missed all his AR friends and doesn't like when he can't whore all day and night.. even if his wife thinks he's a loser.. Igi still gives her the 'ol beef dart the way she likes it..

KP wishes Iggy would lend him his wife for 2.5 minutes...3 if he allows for foreplay

[Igifuno]

Igi thinks that KP will get excited to the following picture..

[Igifuno]

Igi just realized that he too gets excited to the above picture, although he could do without the seeds..

[Knockout_Power]

Igi thinks that KP will get excited to the following picture..

KP agrees with Iggy and wonders if this is someone Iggy knows and if so, if she is available

[Knockout_Power]

Igi just realized that he gets excited to the above picture, although he could do without the seeds..

KP doesnt mind the added texture, he would wear a condom as to not fertilise the aforementionned seeds

[Igifuno]

KP agrees with Iggy and wonders if this is someone Iggy knows and if so, if she is available

Igi ate it..

[Knockout_Power]

KP i not so suprised, would have done the same... but might have considerred sharing

[Shol'va]

Shol'va thinks KP is on a roll tonight and will try to "butter" him up.

[Knockout_Power]

Shol'va thinks KP is on a roll tonight and will try to "butter" him up.

do you sit on here and think of these all day? Starting to become quite amusing to the point where I would use them in daily situations... should those ever arise

[dec11]

dec really hopes that dec never gets fake test for his fvcking trt again

or dec be mad.................... (and depressed, and lose all his strength, etc, etc)

[Shol'va]

As a child, Shol'va fell out of trees hurting the left side of his brain, but he all "RIGHT" now.

[Knockout_Power]

dec really hopes that dec never gets fake test for his fvcking trt again

or dec be mad.................... (and depressed, and lose all his strength, etc, etc)

self prescribed trt? How would a real Rx been fake?

Poor Dec... all gains go bubye

[Knockout_Power]

As a child, Shol'va fell out of trees hurting the left side of his brain, but he all "RIGHT" now.

sorry bro...have to give a giant BOOOOOOOOOOOO on that one