Should I send this girl a plumbing bill?

**I.Muscle** · 08-03-2010, 03:30 PM

So I've been talking to this chick recently, we went to high school together but we never really hung out much. We been texting a couple weeks now and then i finally hung out with her a couple days back. We ended up back at her house for a bit and chilled in her backyard.

So i see this massive hot tub and i ask her if she uses it often. She told me that there was something wrong with the plumbing and she didn't have enough money to fix it. I told her id take a look at it and see what i could do, hopefully shed let me tap that if i fixed it. My dads a plumber and i've done easily 50+ jobs with him so im basically an expert on this **** by now.

I go over to the tub and just check it out, find out its a simple pipe fix. Told her id go grab some stuff at my dads shop. So i went and got a couple tools, a torch, and some scrap pipe and went back. Started working on it and she started getting real sexual with me. She started rubbing my wrenches and **** up and down while eye fuking me hard. Told me to take off my shirt while i was working.

Took me about an hour and i finished up the job. She tested it out and said it was working fine. Then she pinned me against the hot tub, came up close and said she had some things to take care of but i should come back in a couple hours to spend the night with some drinks in the hot tub. I told her hell yeah, got my **** and left.

So i head home pump up a little bit, eat something, then hit the shower. I looked at the clock before i left and i was running like 30 mins early but said **** it. Lifted a bottle of wine from my house and headed straight there. I arrive at her house and see her car in the driveway so i know shes home. I open the back gate and start walking into the back.

I turn the corner and all of a sudden i see her naked propped up on the side of the hot tub getting drilled by this huge black dude. I dropped the bottle of wine without even realizing, as it shatters on the bricks they both look up and see me standing there. I didn't know what to say so i just turned around and left. Feels bad brahs, im thinking of sending her a bill in the mail.

**Big** · 08-03-2010, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by I.Muscle

So I've been talking to this chick recently, we went to high school together but we never really hung out much. We been texting a couple weeks now and then i finally hung out with her a couple days back. We ended up back at her house for a bit and chilled in her backyard.

So i see this massive hot tub and i ask her if she uses it often. She told me that there was something wrong with the plumbing and she didn't have enough money to fix it. I told her id take a look at it and see what i could do, hopefully shed let me tap that if i fixed it. My dads a plumber and i've done easily 50+ jobs with him so im basically an expert on this **** by now.

I go over to the tub and just check it out, find out its a simple pipe fix. Told her id go grab some stuff at my dads shop. So i went and got a couple tools, a torch, and some scrap pipe and went back. Started working on it and she started getting real sexual with me. She started rubbing my wrenches and **** up and down while eye fuking me hard. Told me to take off my shirt while i was working.

Took me about an hour and i finished up the job. She tested it out and said it was working fine. Then she pinned me against the hot tub, came up close and said she had some things to take care of but i should come back in a couple hours to spend the night with some drinks in the hot tub. I told her hell yeah, got my **** and left.

So i head home pump up a little bit, eat something, then hit the shower. I looked at the clock before i left and i was running like 30 mins early but said **** it. Lifted a bottle of wine from my house and headed straight there. I arrive at her house and see her car in the driveway so i know shes home. I open the back gate and start walking into the back.

I turn the corner and all of a sudden i see her naked propped up on the side of the hot tub getting drilled by this huge black dude. I dropped the bottle of wine without even realizing, as it shatters on the bricks they both look up and see me standing there. I didn't know what to say so i just turned around and left. Feels bad brahs, im thinking of sending her a bill in the mail.

I think I saw that movie

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-03-2010, 03:33 PM

SEND HER THE BILL..!!!!

.... or just hit it tomorrow. who cares right?

just use a condom

-VM

**Noles12** · 08-03-2010, 03:35 PM

Entertaining read.

But a little too farfetched. I already knew when you led up to the come back in a few hours that you would have some ridiculous story of her getting railed by another dude

**Kingweb50** · 08-03-2010, 03:37 PM

maybe she is a hooker and thats why she was busy for a couple hours

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 03:42 PM

you should take my advice and friend the hell out of her... =)

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 03:44 PM

you showed up early and she wasn't through with her other customer yet.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

you showed up early and she wasn't through with her other customer yet.

x 2, very rude and unprofessional... I hope you appologised.

on a side note, are you not glad you didnt get into the warm tub of semen?

**Standby** · 08-03-2010, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

x 2, very rude and unprofessional... I hope you appologised.

on a side note, are you not glad you didnt get into the warm tub of semen?

i thought thats what he was complaining about???

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by I.Muscle

I arrive at her house and see her car in the driveway so i know shes home. I open the back gate and start walking into the back.

I think it is customary to knock on the door instead of just walking into the back yard?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i thought thats what he was complaining about???

no, he was rude for being early....

**Big** · 08-03-2010, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I think it is customary to knock on the door instead of just walking into the back yard?

not on Cinemax

**Nooomoto** · 08-03-2010, 04:28 PM

You probably fixed the big black dude's hot tub.

Lesson: Never volunteer to do things for women.

**zimmy** · 08-03-2010, 04:32 PM

You seriously must have absolutely no life if you keep taking the time to make up stupid stories online...let's see your around 18 and have had cops after you for getting a hard on at a massage, dumped a gf for mcdonalds...busted a nut next to your friends...fuxed a fat girl or something for prom....oh and now this... The only thing mroe consistant than your sh*t stories are your serious threads about cutting and dieting...

between the stories and those threads I figured out who you really are...

**PC650** · 08-03-2010, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I think it is customary to knock on the door instead of just walking into the back yard?

veryyy true

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

You seriously must have absolutely no life if you keep taking the time to make up stupid stories online...let's see your around 18 and have had cops after you for getting a hard on at a massage, dumped a gf for mcdonalds...busted a nut next to your friends...fuxed a fat girl or something for prom....oh and now this... The only thing mroe consistant than your sh*t stories are your serious threads about cutting and dieting...

between the stories and those threads I figured out who you really are...

ouch... busted!!!

**PC650** · 08-03-2010, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

You seriously must have absolutely no life if you keep taking the time to make up stupid stories online...let's see your around 18 and have had cops after you for getting a hard on at a massage, dumped a gf for mcdonalds...busted a nut next to your friends...fuxed a fat girl or something for prom....oh and now this... The only thing mroe consistant than your sh*t stories are your serious threads about cutting and dieting...

between the stories and those threads I figured out who you really are...

zimmy your my hero!

**stack_it** · 08-03-2010, 04:40 PM

Sounds about as real as this story

Friends all saw me bust a nut on this girls couch.

Or this one
Got caught getting a blowjob by my teacher and im taking a fat chick to prom..

Or this one
Think the cops are after me, and they have my boxers too

Or this one
I no longer have a love for glory holes.

Or this one
Girlfriend just dumped me cause of Mcdonalds.

Some of the stories are funny but there's no way these things all happened.

**Big** · 08-03-2010, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

You seriously must have absolutely no life if you keep taking the time to make up stupid stories online...let's see your around 18 and have had cops after you for getting a hard on at a massage, dumped a gf for mcdonalds...busted a nut next to your friends...fuxed a fat girl or something for prom....oh and now this... The only thing mroe consistant than your sh*t stories are your serious threads about cutting and dieting...

between the stories and those threads I figured out who you really are...

wait, you're saying these aren't all true???

Friends all saw me bust a nut on this girls couch.

Girlfriend just dumped me cause of Mcdonalds.

Got caught getting a blowjob by my teacher and im taking a fat chick to prom..

Think the cops are after me, and they have my boxers too

I no longer have a love for glory holes.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 04:42 PM

got to give this guy credit... no one gets to have sex in my stories =(

**stack_it** · 08-03-2010, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Big

wait, you're saying these aren't all true???

Friends all saw me bust a nut on this girls couch.

Girlfriend just dumped me cause of Mcdonalds.

Got caught getting a blowjob by my teacher and im taking a fat chick to prom..

Think the cops are after me, and they have my boxers too

I no longer have a love for glory holes.

**Xtralarg** · 08-03-2010, 04:47 PM

Highly entertaining stuff

**Big** · 08-03-2010, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Sounds about as real as this story

Friends all saw me bust a nut on this girls couch.

Or this one
Got caught getting a blowjob by my teacher and im taking a fat chick to prom..

Or this one
Think the cops are after me, and they have my boxers too

Or this one
I no longer have a love for glory holes.

Or this one
Girlfriend just dumped me cause of Mcdonalds.

Some of the stories are funny but there's no way these things all happened.

imagine the mentality of someone that has nothing better to do than to keep making up such adolescent stories, it's sad when you think about it.

**stack_it** · 08-03-2010, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Big

imagine the mentality of someone that has nothing better to do than to keep making up such adolescent stories, it's sad when you think about it.

The only plus side to this troll is atleast all he does is post some fake stories from time to time. A lot better then some of the past trolls we've had.

**Big** · 08-03-2010, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

The only plus side to this troll is atleast all he does is post some fake stories from time to time. A lot better then some of the past trolls we've had.

true, I don't mind, I just feel sorry for him.

**PC650** · 08-03-2010, 05:03 PM

they are entertaining stories though....maybe hes trying to get experience writing stories. cuz we all usually fall for it ..give him props for making me laugh

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 05:09 PM

could be worse. We get trolls that insult everyone, then come back later with their tails between their legs and aplogize.

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 05:18 PM

I know what I wanted to say...

Any of you see the old Twilight Zone episode called "Hocus Pocus and Mr. Frisbee"?
Andy Divine was Mr. Frisbee

Mabye OP is a little like Mr. Frisbee?
(or John Luvitt?)

**stack_it** · 08-03-2010, 05:22 PM

I've seen hocus pocus with the witches and the cat. Is that close?

**matt77** · 08-04-2010, 09:11 AM

I think the kid just does it for the fun of writing. Anyone in there right mind wouldn't come up with that many stories and expect people to think this stuff is real. I do see a future in writing porn scripts for this kid. I bet he scored top percentile in his creative writing class!

**Charlie6** · 08-04-2010, 09:18 AM

after the black dude, it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiing

**Shol'va** · 08-04-2010, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Charlie6

after the black dude, it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Hold on now, i could tell you some large endowed white boy stories from personal experience, but for the sake of everyone here I'll spare the "extra long" details.

**stack_it** · 08-04-2010, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Hold on now, i could tell you some large endowed white boy stories from personal experience, but for the sake of everyone here I'll spare the "extra long" details.

Thank you. There's no need to tell any stories about me this early in the morning

**Knockout_Power** · 08-04-2010, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Hold on now, i could tell you some large endowed white boy stories from personal experience, but for the sake of everyone here I'll spare the "extra long" details.

this reminds me of a funny text I have stored on my phone... a friend of mine switched her interests towards black men and after her last one she says, and I quote "Im really starting to think this stereotype about black men is bullshit, this guy is like ---- inches and cant eat a _._._._ to save his life. I swear to god Im going to become a lesbian"

I showed the text to Cal last time he was in Edmonton, he almost died laughing...

**Times Roman** · 08-04-2010, 09:58 AM

DSM has this thread about growers and showers

**Knockout_Power** · 08-04-2010, 10:12 AM

I firmly believe Im the only guy in the world with an average size schlong.. everybody else seems to claim monster meat, but the averages stay the same... weird how that works. Maybe they are measuring from their assholes forward.

**Shol'va** · 08-04-2010, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I firmly believe Im the only guy in the world with an average size schlong.. everybody else seems to claim monster meat, but the averages stay the same... weird how that works. Maybe they are measuring from their assholes forward.

If it's any consolation I dont claim it either. I've just had the unlucky few experiences of ending up with a few king schlongs. Trust me its no fun when its pounding at your stomach thru you a$$. Talk about Ass-id reflux.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-04-2010, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

If it's any consolation I dont claim it either. I've just had the unlucky few experiences of ending up with a few king schlongs. Trust me its no fun when its pounding at your stomach thru you a$$. Talk about Ass-id reflux.

wow, this just took a turn for the not so weak at heart... or ass

Shol, let me ask you this... in the world of homosexual relations, does size matter? Obviously a roll of pennies is pretty useless, but does it matter to gay men as it does to straight women?

**Shol'va** · 08-04-2010, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

wow, this just took a turn for the not so weak at heart... or ass

Shol, let me ask you this... in the world of homosexual relations, does size matter? Obviously a roll of pennies is pretty useless, but does it matter to gay men as it does to straight women?

Mo size doesn't matter....to a point. I mean 5-7 is a happy medium. anything way over that is just a pain in the ass. It's not the meat...it's the motion. Unfortunately I fall for the guy first before I find out what he's packing, so sometimes I just have to bite the bullit and take it like a man. But it ain't easy.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-04-2010, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Mo size doesn't matter....to a point. I mean 5-7 is a happy medium. anything way over that is just a pain in the ass. It's not the meat...it's the motion. Unfortunately I fall for the guy first before I find out what he's packing, so sometimes I just have to bite the bullit and take it like a man. But it ain't easy.

full of inspirational lines... thanx for the input...