Seriously, what the fukk did I do now?!?!?
ok seriously, does this shit just follow me around... Im starting to think I make this shit up too... had to take a pic to believe it...
I just went out to deliver a case to one of our dentists and get lunch. Im sitting at the lights about 3 cars back and this Maseratti pulls up next to me. I look over and theres this trashy bleach blonde in the passenger seat and her fukken psychotic roided out blonde highlighted hair boyfriend in the driver seat. The car is pretty hot, Im staring at it and nodding my head. Driver rolls the window the rest of the way down and says "buddy, you lookin at something?"
I simply replied, just admiring bro... she's a hot ride.
"Dont be staring, could get you in trouble"
Again, nicely reply "sure thing man"
"and dont call me your fukken bro, you dont know me"
Your right about that, I say and just look forward...
"look at me when Im talking to you buddy, you dont want none of this"
So yah, at this point Im just like "so you're not getting laid either huh?"
His door opens and Im just thinking... I cant fukken believe this is about to happen.
He walks around his car and I can see his hand is balled up and he has some big ass rings on and I cant just imagine the blood thats going to be pouring from my face.
All I could think to say was... Dont do this man, not in front of your girl
Too late, he swings with his right from like 4 feet away, I was already taking a step back but then just leaned into him with a right to the bridge of his nose and forehead... he fell against my shitty Sentra rental car. His girl doesnt even get out of the car. I just pushed him over near his car and slapped his face a couple times to wake him up more... he wasent out, just slurring a bit...
Adrenaline is worn off now and my fukken hand is swole up. Took me about 15 minutes to write this. Heres a pic I just took, my two center knucks are sore as hell...