Originally Posted by amcon
all good stories... but check this oune out... lady was speeding up and down my street for weeks, i finally went to say something to her, she told me it wasnt her - bs i saw her, any ways she told me when i saw some one speeding in her car to come and tell her. so,next time ai saw a car speeding i walked up the street to say something and the car raced around the corner and hit me.. i went flying 20 feet in the air, the two guys in to car got out and attacked me, one guy was kicking me in the ribs and body, the other was hitting me with a cobble stone, in my head and back... i started to fight with the one kicking me and that went on with an epic battle for about 3 or 4 minutes, my poor wife was watching helplessly in our front window... she was calling the police, the guy i was fighting at some point put my finger in his mouth and bit it off, i was pulling and pulling my hadn to try and remove my finger from his mouth and !!!pop!!! it snapped. it was only still attached by the skin, hanging line a piece of meat!! blahhhhhh yuck!!
any ways i left the fight with numerious broken ribs nad a f,ed up finger... they cought the guys a week later from a crime stoppers news report.
loozers