I've talked about this young bull at my gym before.........

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06-10-2014, 10:44 PM
Times Roman

I've talked about this young bull at my gym before.........

I'm guessing under 30. Looks like he uses Synthol. Yes, his musculature is large, but no vascularity, and no muscle striation. He's short, maybe 5'6" or so. He comes in, and is on some kind of thermogenic. Sweats his ass off. So I've been watching him lately. Closely. Todays curls utilized a 30lb dumb, for maybe 10 half reps per arm. That's it! His Tris? Rope pull down at maybe a third stack, with only half of full extension, and maybe eight reps. I seen him do maybe three dips today, then he starts talking to this young Hispanic lady, telling her he works out two to three hours a day?? In all the time I have been watching him, he does this pvssy routine, and is in and out quickly. Claims he comes back in later when there are no crowds (is what he tells the young Hispanic lady), but to be honest, I'm usually there early after noon and see him then. and his routines are shit then too.

His triceps don't look right, lumpy, but not right. Same with his traps and delts. Something just doesn't look right.

So he's telling this young lady that he's in the gym six days a week (that's probably true), and with a twelve hour job, and working out two to three hours a day, he only gets four hours sleep a night. I'm thinking with all the therms he takes, THIS is why only four, (too many stims). And we all know a body cannot really grow right if you don't allow it to rest.

I walked out as he was speaking his BS to this young lady, barely able to hold my tongue.......
06-10-2014, 10:48 PM
austinite

lol. I'd get at least 9 friends one day and plan to point and laugh.
06-10-2014, 10:55 PM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by austinite

lol. I'd get at least 9 friends one day and plan to point and laugh.

he's normally a quiet guy, and he seems respectful. So I wouldn't bust his balls.

When I've been watching him, you would expect to see at least vascularity. But I don't. His muscles are... just... there....

but what made me flinch was when he was holding himself out as someone that knows what they are doing.

So say I am TOTALLY wrong with this bloke....
...why would he need to come to the gym early, and then again later?

What, his workout wasn't good enough the first time?

...he'd be more impressive if he kept his shirt on and his mouth shut....
06-11-2014, 12:14 AM
kronik420

so your that old guy that keeps looking at me funny lol
06-11-2014, 12:57 AM
Back In Black

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Originally Posted by austinite

lol. I'd get at least 9 friends one day and plan to point and laugh.

No. You haven't got anywhere near 9 friends. Try again;)
06-11-2014, 01:00 AM
Back In Black

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Originally Posted by Times Roman

he's normally a quiet guy, and he seems respectful. So I wouldn't bust his balls.

When I've been watching him, you would expect to see at least vascularity. But I don't. His muscles are... just... there....

but what made me flinch was when he was holding himself out as someone that knows what they are doing.

So say I am TOTALLY wrong with this bloke....
...why would he need to come to the gym early, and then again later?

What, his workout wasn't good enough the first time?

...he'd be more impressive if he kept his shirt on and his mouth shut....

Doubtful you're wrong. He's a young lad peacocking. Some do it with hair, some with clothes, some with physiques. I'm guessing he thinks he looks good although he may also have some confidence issues and is hiding behind his fake 'muscles' to make up for that.

Maybe you should invite him to work out with you?
06-11-2014, 04:50 AM
austinite

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Originally Posted by Back In Black

No. You haven't got anywhere near 9 friends. Try again;)

:( true.
06-11-2014, 05:24 AM
lucabratzi

Not to sound like a douche but who cares. He sounds like a gymrat that's tryin to get some ass like all of us. No need to get upset over bs he's tellin a skirt. That would be stepping the line of bro code if u talked shit to him in front of the girl.

If he was a 400lb fat ass at McDonald's that sucks in his gut and acts like he lifts then by all means tear him apart. But he's just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.
06-11-2014, 09:54 AM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by kronik420

so your that old guy that keeps looking at me funny lol

that YOU, squirt? =)

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Originally Posted by Back In Black

Doubtful you're wrong. He's a young lad peacocking. Some do it with hair, some with clothes, some with physiques. I'm guessing he thinks he looks good although he may also have some confidence issues and is hiding behind his fake 'muscles' to make up for that.

Maybe you should invite him to work out with you?

that would be too weird

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Originally Posted by lucabratzi

Not to sound like a douche but who cares. He sounds like a gymrat that's tryin to get some ass like all of us. No need to get upset over bs he's tellin a skirt. That would be stepping the line of bro code if u talked shit to him in front of the girl.

You are right. I didn't say anything, and I shouldn't...
....but he's hard not to notice.

I mean, he does look a little weird.
06-11-2014, 10:41 AM
Mp859

Take a picture of him next time or video
06-11-2014, 11:05 AM
Back In Black

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Originally Posted by Mp859

Take a picture of him next time or video

Agreed. This will be much less weird than asking him to train with you lol
06-11-2014, 11:18 AM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by Back In Black

Agreed. This will be much less weird than asking him to train with you lol

the only thing I take inside with me is my car key and a shaker cup....

....wrong generation
06-11-2014, 11:44 AM
Mp859

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Originally Posted by Times Roman

the only thing I take inside with me is my car key and a shaker cup.... ....wrong generation

Draw a picture of him
06-11-2014, 11:52 AM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by Mp859

Draw a picture of him

I think I've got most of his subtle nuances. I probably should have drawn in his sideways baseball hat though....?

http://stickpeople.co/600/graphic-of...t-girl-927.jpg
06-11-2014, 12:13 PM
Mp859

Hahah
06-12-2014, 09:30 AM
DOSA

doesnt look like synthol to me. lol
06-12-2014, 09:54 AM
jimmyinkedup

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Originally Posted by Times Roman

the only thing I take inside with me is my car key and a shaker cup....

....wrong generation

Or maybe the right generation ;-)
06-12-2014, 11:23 AM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup

Or maybe the right generation ;-)

there you go. that's the right attitude.

no fancy scribble I pad for me, nor earspuds, or 70's disco bandana.....

....and wtf is it when someone takes a call and talks for ten minutes in a work station? they don't know someone is waiting to use?
06-12-2014, 07:29 PM
hawk14dl

I mean. . 30lb dbs are what I use for concentrations. And that's the very last lift of my chest arm day. And I'm little.

Maybe I should lift with him. Lolol
06-12-2014, 09:20 PM
Times Roman

well, when I saw it, I expected him to "climb the ladder" and reach for the next heavier weight. but instead, he just put it down and moved on to the next routine?
06-13-2014, 12:35 AM
lovbyts

Sometimes it's better to just work out with blinders on, dont look at anyone. That is one advantage to working out at my gym at work at 2am, no one to distract me or shake my head at. I guess everyone needs cheap entertainment now and again though.

Wouldnt be be nice to be able to fast forward 10 years in the future (as long as you could rewind back to now) and see what he looks like then?
06-13-2014, 09:51 AM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by lovbyts

Sometimes it's better to just work out with blinders on, dont look at anyone. That is one advantage to working out at my gym at work at 2am, no one to distract me or shake my head at. I guess everyone needs cheap entertainment now and again though.

Wouldnt be be nice to be able to fast forward 10 years in the future (as long as you could rewind back to now) and see what he looks like then?

wheel chair dips? =)
06-14-2014, 12:33 AM
calgarian

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Originally Posted by Times Roman

I'm guessing under 30. Looks like he uses Synthol. Yes, his musculature is large, but no vascularity, and no muscle striation. He's short, maybe 5'6" or so. He comes in, and is on some kind of thermogenic. Sweats his ass off. So I've been watching him lately. Closely. Todays curls utilized a 30lb dumb, for maybe 10 half reps per arm. That's it! His Tris? Rope pull down at maybe a third stack, with only half of full extension, and maybe eight reps. I seen him do maybe three dips today, then he starts talking to this young Hispanic lady, telling her he works out two to three hours a day?? In all the time I have been watching him, he does this pvssy routine, and is in and out quickly. Claims he comes back in later when there are no crowds (is what he tells the young Hispanic lady), but to be honest, I'm usually there early after noon and see him then. and his routines are shit then too.

His triceps don't look right, lumpy, but not right. Same with his traps and delts. Something just doesn't look right.

So he's telling this young lady that he's in the gym six days a week (that's probably true), and with a twelve hour job, and working out two to three hours a day, he only gets four hours sleep a night. I'm thinking with all the therms he takes, THIS is why only four, (too many stims). And we all know a body cannot really grow right if you don't allow it to rest.

I walked out as he was speaking his BS to this young lady, barely able to hold my tongue.......

Hi Times
Miss me? two questions for you. do you go for workout or look at other people? were you jealous that young lady was talking to him not you?
06-14-2014, 10:58 AM
Times Roman

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Originally Posted by calgarian

Hi Times
Miss me? two questions for you. do you go for workout or look at other people? were you jealous that young lady was talking to him not you?

Ya Cal,
Miss you! =)

I only go to flirt with the fatties...
...no wait! That's your department =)