last night I raped a girl, bad thing is she gave me aids. Where does a 9 year old get aids? I guess my sister's been hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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last night I raped a girl, bad thing is she gave me aids. Where does a 9 year old get aids? I guess my sister's been hanging out with the wrong crowd.
I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
Two men are sharing a hospital room.
"What are you in for?" the first man asks.
"I'm getting my tonsils removed" his roommate replies.
"I had that done, It's not too bad and when you're done they give you icecream!" the man says.
"What are you in for?" the roommate asks.
"I'm getting a circumcision," the man replies.
"Damn," exclaims the roommate. "I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for a year!"
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!
: What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face!
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
This is supposed to be a good joke thread!!
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Omg. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by wicked442
Text this to your friends:
I am Sofa King
We Todd did.
Ender what's up? Hope you've been well. I'll totally do it but I don't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by -Ender-
Say it out loud and fastQuote:
Originally Posted by Igifuno
HAHAHAHA!! Yes I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
My Dixie Wrecked
Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
Not a joke but too funny not to share.
Convo I literally just had! His text to me..."leg day causes me to get horny"...my response follows....
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."