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    On demand wife

    I have to say I am a very lucky man
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    Give it fuking time you will hate her. Cant stand mine right now, 2 days of an asshole attitude. Hope it comes your way.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Oh ya, Happy Holidays

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Lmfao.

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    pics or she's not real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    pics or she's not real.
    I second this.........

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    This is pretty douchey for those of us who don't have a live-in prostitute...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Give it fuking time you will hate her. Cant stand mine right now, 2 days of an asshole attitude. Hope it comes your way.
    So tell us how u really feel!! Haha jk

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    Bonaprte watch your mouth. I was talking about great wives and girlfriends asshole. I hope this helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by javajim View Post
    Bonaprte watch your mouth. I was talking about great wives and girlfriends asshole. I hope this helps
    Says the guy who came in here bragging about how his wife will take it any which way, no matter what.

    If you don't want people to call your wife a whore, don't talk about her like one. If you don't understand what I'm on about, show her this thread and watch her just beam with pride.

    (Obviously, please don't do that for her sake)
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    This is crazy. I must be old school.I thought it was a good thing to have a great wife /girlfriend. I did not say anything nasty just that she does not say no. My bad. You act like I am talking about your mother lighten up

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    Quote Originally Posted by javajim
    I have to say I am a very lucky man when it comes to having a great wife. I can have whatever whenever and however I want.Even if it's not working as well as it should (I'm sure I am the only one that has this problem every once in awhile).She still can bring it home.If it is that time of the month.She Will get on her knees and take care of business.We have been together 12 years and she is 16 years my Jr. I can tell you with a straight face. That she has said no only one or 2 times in 12 years.I know there have been many times she didn't want to but alway does. Does anyone else have a great and on demand wife
    Idk. Seems like a lot of details about the one you hold so dear. I wouldn't want someone posting intensely intimate details on the Internet - the world's bathroom wall.

    TMI perhaps?!? Poor taste?!?

    I'm sure the whole board is happy for you...except one....lol.

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    Found her:



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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    Give it fuking time you will hate her. Cant stand mine right now, 2 days of an asshole attitude. Hope it comes your way.
    LMAO!! Sorry BG, but right out of nowhere with this one. Your deliveries are always great! Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    Give it fuking time you will hate her. Cant stand mine right now, 2 days of an asshole attitude. Hope it comes your way.
    When things smooth over and she wants to get intimate.... Put a little extra lube on yourself and "accidentally" jam it in the wrong hole haha

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    I don't know what everyone is getting worked up about, I love my wife and I don't care talking about her in a similar fashion...its "shop talk" in my books. Glad you're happy Java, I got a good women like that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by javajim View Post
    This is crazy. I must be old school.I thought it was a good thing to have a great wife /girlfriend. I did not say anything nasty just that she does not say no. My bad. You act like I am talking about your mother lighten up
    If your intention is right then maybe you need to work on your communication skills.

    Your original post is very degrading to women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    Give it fuking time you will hate her. Cant stand mine right now, 2 days of an asshole attitude. Hope it comes your way.

    OMFG - this

    Straight truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by javajim View Post
    I have to say I am a very lucky man when it comes to having a great wife. I can have whatever whenever and however I want.Even if it's not working as well as it should (I'm sure I am the only one that has this problem every once in awhile).She still can bring it home.If it is that time of the month.She Will get on her knees and take care of business.We have been together 12 years and she is 16 years my Jr. I can tell you with a straight face. That she has said no only one or 2 times in 12 years.I know there have been many times she didn't want to but alway does. Does anyone else have a great and on demand wife
    ^^^ His wife never tells me "no" either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    pics or she's not real.
    The fat ugly ones always have to try harder. Mine is good looking and fit. Bitch!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by javajim View Post
    I have to say I am a very lucky man when it comes to having a great wife. I can have whatever whenever and however I want.Even if it's not working as well as it should (I'm sure I am the only one that has this problem every once in awhile).She still can bring it home.If it is that time of the month.She Will get on her knees and take care of business.We have been together 12 years and she is 16 years my Jr. I can tell you with a straight face. That she has said no only one or 2 times in 12 years.I know there have been many times she didn't want to but alway does. Does anyone else have a great and on demand wife
    My man you should have more respect for this good woman than to brag about something that is clearly personal in nature. I feel you have done this woman injustice and clearly disrespected her and crossed many lines. Let me ask you a question? If you meet one of these members here who has read this thread and he meets your wife knowing what you have posted here and starts to have lustful thoughts about her gagging in his worm or him knocking the back out of your wife, would you appreciate it? I think not, so keep this disrespectful shit to yourself.

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    Wow that escalated quickly

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    "Originally Posted by javajim
    I have to say I am a very lucky man when it comes to having a great wife. I can have whatever whenever and however I want.Even if it's not working as well as it should (I'm sure I am the only one that has this problem every once in awhile).She still can bring it home.If it is that time of the month.She Will get on her knees and take care of business.We have been together 12 years and she is 16 years my Jr. I can tell you with a straight face. That she has said no only one or 2 times in 12 years.I know there have been many times she didn't want to but alway does. Does anyone else have a great and on demand wife"


    Wow, you just went full retard , there's a fine line between boasting and Being a moron .
    Could put it down to immaturity, but at your age its too late to claim that defence.
    Next time dont be so quick in pressing the "post quick reply" button.

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    I am really happy for you Java! It is rare to have a wife that puts out like yours, especially after you feed a woman that one food that kills their sex drive >>>> Wedding Cake! Congrats. IMHO if you want to degrade her on a forum that is your choice... poor one but yours.

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    I know its all in good humor but I could not talk about my wife that way I have to much respect for her.

    But my dirty whore stripper on the other hand is a totally different story

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhoag View Post
    I am really happy for you Java! It is rare to have a wife that puts out like yours, especially after you feed a woman that one food that kills their sex drive >>>> Wedding Cake! Congrats. IMHO if you want to degrade her on a forum that is your choice... poor one but yours.
    I like the wedding cake idea. Definitely going to use it.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by javajim View Post
    I have to say I am a very lucky man
    Don't be alarmed we are hard on every one, I know you meant well but you have to look at it from others prospective.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    You definitely could have titled it better..........for sure.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    You definitely could have titled it better..........for sure.
    Exactly!

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    Lol glad I popped in. I needed a pick me up..

    Ha wedding cake

    Love it. !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    When things smooth over and she wants to get intimate.... Put a little extra lube on yourself and "accidentally" jam it in the wrong hole haha
    Accidentally. Lolololol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101
    I know its all in good humor but I could not talk about my wife that way I have to much respect for her. But my dirty whore stripper on the other hand is a totally different story
    Is this the stripper you are paying for college? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Accidentally. Lolololol.
    exactly, whooooooooooooooopsy!

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    Guys and gals Belive me I had no idea. I was so far off base with this one. I have friends that tell me they never get anything. I have always just felt lucky. I agree I did a shit job on the way I worded this. My bad.I think we all get the just of what I meant. Well, I have not had my ass kicked too many times but I got it good this time All is good. I will stick to posting weight loss pictures.lol

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    Javajim

    Without realising your making friends here and enjoying the forum.

    Its easy to forget ourselfs and go over the top when talking about the wife etc

    I have done it many of times lol, maybe not in the forum, but with the guys at work or my buddys in a bar, it happens, we try to impress our fellow brothers and friends and can go way over the top without meaning or realising it

    Dont worry about it man
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTaxMan View Post
    Javajim

    Without realising your making friends here and enjoying the forum.

    Its easy to forget ourselfs and go over the top when talking about the wife etc

    I have done it many of times lol, maybe not in the forum, but with the guys at work or my buddys in a bar, it happens, we try to impress our fellow brothers and friends and can go way over the top without meaning or realising it

    Dont worry about it man
    There you go.


    BTW Java pics are still welcomed

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    Is this the stripper you are paying for college? :P
    No she is just saving my money for me kinda like a retirement account.
    She would never lie to me about going to college like some of the other strippers would do.
    She is way to honest and trustworthy
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