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04-26-2017, 04:03 PM #1
What juice do you take? (awkward situation)
So a few weeks ago I went to visit my mother. As I arrive, she was in the back garden talking to her neighbour (female) I walked through having just finished a chest and Tricep session about 15 minutes s prior to arriving. As i approached my mother, before I even get chance to say hello the neighbour took a step back and quite abruptly asked "what juice are you on?" As if she wanted me to go into detail about what compounds I was using. So I said" I don't take juice." Well she soon said" fu*K off! You must take juice to get that big." My mother was looking very confused. I relied to her with "as I said I don't take juice, just growth honrone." The neighbour shouted "oh so you do take juice then?" So I turned to my mother and asked if she wanted a cup of tea and that was the end of that. Would you have to been offended by this? I was an still an am. I don't disclose my supplement use to random people i don't know primarily because people think, thats all it takes to get a good physique and usually pre judge me.
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04-26-2017, 04:09 PM #2Banned
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You played into it.
Now, your moms bestie thinks you admired to steroids (which you did basically). Now she's going to spend every talk they have with her telling your mom the dangers and health risks of juice
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04-26-2017, 04:13 PM #3
You should respond with more fantasy than a straight negation statement. Growth hormone lol. Bull semen would have been better of an answer.
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“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
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04-26-2017, 04:28 PM #5
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04-26-2017, 04:34 PM #6
I get ppl accusing me of taking steroids often..it's a easy out for them to live with there own insecurities about the bad physical shape they are in..Look at it as a compliment and NEVER admit shit because then they will give credit for all your hard work to a substance that doesn't deserve it..with or without juice they will never have the dedication that most of us have..
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04-26-2017, 04:37 PM #7
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04-26-2017, 08:02 PM #8
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04-26-2017, 08:49 PM #9
Lots know I use now, certain people tell me about it every time my name is brought up at a party or event and my name is synonymous with steroids now. Small town bullshit.
Now everything I do is because of steroids the way they see it.
I smashed the records on the punching bag machine at the local bar and it is blamed on juice.
I load an enormous piece of wood on a trailer it is blamed on juice.
I do something crazy at extreme heights and it must be the damn juice affecting my brain.
Your mommas neighbor will make you look the same way to everyone she gets the chance to tell it to.
People are little mainstream media outlets of cliche myths. I am actually a calm friendly guy that likes cuddly things like boobs and spending time reading etc.
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04-27-2017, 07:06 AM #10Banned
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Who cares what people think, it's better than meth and alcohol like most of those people are slaves too. Plus half the women probably think about your muscles while their pudge estrogen dominate man is porking them for 2 minutes. Hell, probably some of the dudes too...
“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
Depressed? Healthy Way Out!
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04-27-2017, 07:43 AM #12
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04-27-2017, 07:47 AM #13
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04-27-2017, 08:36 AM #14
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“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
Depressed? Healthy Way Out!
Tips For Young Lifters
MuscleScience Training Log
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04-27-2017, 09:15 AM #16
half the women probably think about your muscles while their pudge estrogen dominate man is porking them for 2 minutes. Hell, probably some of the dudes too...[/QUOTE]
This made me chuckle more than it should have
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04-27-2017, 02:47 PM #17
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04-27-2017, 03:09 PM #18
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04-27-2017, 03:10 PM #19
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04-27-2017, 03:24 PM #20
Always respond protein and creatine.if you want to fuckwith them tell them you get placentas from the hospital and lightly sautée it in sherry.
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04-27-2017, 05:34 PM #21
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04-27-2017, 06:20 PM #22
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04-28-2017, 03:01 AM #23
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04-28-2017, 10:11 AM #24
I was in the locker room changing the other day when some candy bar eating douche asked me what I took for supplements.
I told him pre workout and protein powder he then says "No I mean the ones that are going to make me big and lean"
I told him 6 meals a day and 6 days a week in the gym will get you there. I guess our conversation was done because he didn't want to talk to me anymore.
I don't consider myself a "big" guy but it amazes me that if you have a little muscle and some vascularity everyone thinks you are on something.
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04-28-2017, 01:28 PM #25
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04-29-2017, 01:07 AM #26
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04-29-2017, 03:15 AM #27
I use protein, Creatine, and the list of supps and aminos goes on so long that whoever asked me the question starts to regret very shortly.
But for those who got a clue, and just shut up when I go into that,
and rather just bring up what they wanna use when they're outside alone with me,
I might say, well you know, many many years ago...
But if out for a straight denial, nobody cares any longer once you've listed 15 supps, last 10 which they're probably never even heard about.
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04-29-2017, 09:52 AM #28
haa haaa! You could run down your list and probably throw trenbolone and testosterone cypionate in there and still get the blank stare.
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04-29-2017, 01:49 PM #29
Probably.
I've even tried saying stuff like I use;
Taurine
BCAA
.... lots of shit
17alpha-methyl-methandienone
Or c17alkylated androgenic myotropthic factors.
People just uh hum. But beware about that one,
One learned a wee bit in chemistry will halt at c17 alkylated.
But factors, trophic agents, just BS wordplay.
Point is that those who know a little;
they know regardless, all the excuses in the world and the only solid one is;
Many years ago..
As that can happen.
I knew a guy who hadn't used in 7 years.
But he looked juiced yeah.
Why do I trust he didn't use now?
Cause he was asking advice on how to start up again.
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04-29-2017, 02:01 PM #30
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04-29-2017, 03:58 PM #31
I hear ya, thats hilarious!
People accept it pretty well as far as I know around me. My employer used to watch me run to the service truck and pop 50mg of dbol and run back to shoveling. He knew exactly what was going on. He would just say, "Nate dog, you're fucking ate up and crazy"...
"You have no idea sir."
I would reply.
God bless people who can accept and not judge.
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“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
Depressed? Healthy Way Out!
Tips For Young Lifters
MuscleScience Training Log
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04-29-2017, 04:17 PM #33
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