How do you know of my obsession with rimjobs... btw I changed in the meantime now I like them older and dominant.Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke
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How do you know of my obsession with rimjobs... btw I changed in the meantime now I like them older and dominant.
Changed Man
I assure you buttholes get more sour as women mature. An added 15 years can really stain it up too.
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Gf is going to a sex toy party today. I am sending her this pic and telling her I want this.Obs, I was once put in this device for 4.5 hours at a Sadomasochism party event and was brutally invaded and much torture inflicted upon me. I didn't say the safe word because I enjoyed it and now I feel I can't tell anyone because they may think I am a little odd so I go to these parties alone with my mask on and endure pain like you can't believe. Should I tell the Mrs?
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A sex toy party...? What the fuck
Changed Man
Everything is about money. One chick hosts a party that sells sex toys and tell friends and they have a little giggle fest about it while one chick collects the money and orders the shit, keeps her percentage, and laughs at them...
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Thats not half as fun as i imagined
Changed Man
Yeah... They just try to make it sound dirty to increase sales. I better get a dildo or something out of this.
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Nice mate. Jealous!
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I am sure you have several laying around quit being lazy and clean your house and you will find themLOL
Changed Man
We got ridig crops, fishnet, sex lottery scratcher tickets, dildos, a hundred kinds of lube, masks, pet names, under bed restraints, paddles, handcuffs...I am sure you have several laying around quit being lazy and clean your house and you will find them
Looking for a good spreader bar and swing.
Changed Man
Girlfriend made 80 jello shots and took the kids to their grandmothers. She is taking me to a bar and then to a party afterward. I skipped an injection of ace npp and test so I shot one dose before bed in my delts and one dose in my glute this morning. Thats a lot.
Now I am expected to drink. Tonight will be interesting.
You guys need to get to sharing your stories, especially you older guys. Btw, where the hell is ggr, akdfitchick, and all the other girls?
Get posting people.
Btw the jello shots are for the ladies at the party.
She is a fourth generation bartender though and a very generous mixer. She can make a fruit/island drink that will really sneak up on you.
Think I will refrain from bourbon. Bourbon oesnt mix well with my personality.
Last edited by Obs; 10-28-2017 at 05:39 PM.
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Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts...
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Harley quinn...
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Lol, I'm wearing a pearl snap in my profile pic
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https://youtu.be/B38pNFM9a3k
No more bourbon for me. This is why...
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“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
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what would you do if a hooker falls in love with you??
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Ask her to start paying you.
“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
Depressed? Healthy Way Out!
Tips For Young Lifters
MuscleScience Training Log
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just fvck her without paying I am not sure what is your issue?
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Long story short I met a girl at a street dance and ended up banging her on top of a propane tank in someone's back yard while they watched us out of their back window of the house.
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long time no see!
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Marry her and have a second income.
Changed Man
After reading some of the advice here MS, cal, and diesel 101 can be considered my office associates on this thread. They won't steer you wrong.
Changed Man
Meeting to screwing inside of an hour... That is the way nature intended.
Would you believe some girls today make you hold off till the second date? Lol! Its like they have gold down there or something!
Gold would be nice, they could pay for all the shit you gotta buy trying to get in their pants.
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WTF??? u have to buy things??? I dont buy anything.....well beside rubber.
Changed Man
Yes, some even insist on "liking you" first.
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
WTF man I thought girls in your area were easy
i normally pull my pants down and they just fall in LOVE with me immediately.
Changed Man
Mee tooo! But then I turn around and they see my dick...
They immediately asses my personality and wallet after that.
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
hence I leave my wallet in the car.
Changed Man
Haloween... Time for ladies to dress up like nurses and devils and puppies and spice up the role play.
I saw a chick a few years ago dressed up like the progressive girl (always had a thing for her) anyway she nailed it. Next to harley quinn the other night it was one of the best costumes I have ever seen.
Sometimes I wish I was single then I remember its just the shit talking. I have it good.
Still really like looking at pussy though... Seen one gotta see them all.
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Just walked up to gf in bed and leaned in like I was gonna say something with a sad look... "What is it"
I spun around and ripped ass in her face with a ferocity that blew her hair back. Was funny as hell.
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
now yo been childish......
Changed Man
I keeps it real.
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Woke up to a hand job today. A very wet one.
By the time I got myself cleaned off and out of bed she was at the stove finishing cooking breakfast.
She is amazing.
My greatest relationship advice is play ditch-a-bitch until you meet one like her. Hard to be pissed off at someone who obviously bends over backwards for you. Finding one that cares enough to do as such for you means you are gonna be going thrrough a few.
We have our arguments but that lady is crazy about me and would do anything she could to make me happy.
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Sounds like a dream come true!
Changed Man
A woman cooking for her guy and cleaning the house is outdated but not for her. She insists its womans work.
She is an anomaly in todays world. I kid about strange, a woman like that is not gonna find out I slept around because I never will.
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Dear Dr. Obs,
I just recently (today actually) got dumped by my lady of 5 years. I invested a lot into our relationship and passed on numerous other women to be with her. How soon should I start dating again? And do you recommend any dating apps. I’m very shy in person so bars are out of the question.
“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
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Two ways of looking at it.
#1 did you argue a lot?
#2 did she really make you happy and often?
#3 can you see yourself living without her
#4 was she different than most others you have been with and if so how was she unique to you?
If she was a burden and a battle from day one then call a hooker and go to a bar tomorrow and fuck her off your mind.
If she was a special girl and has been a joyous cunt to have in your life since you met her and she broke it off because she is mad that you shit on the carpet etc...
Then wait... Don't fuck anyone until she is damn sure gone.
I hope you are kidding ms...
Sounds like a real bite in the ass 5 years is a couple of blinks and a nap! Thats quite a bit of time investment!
I dont believe the shy part. If you are indeed shy, I suggest an orgy. Nothing to get over shyness like fucking strangers.
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She is really a great gal, but she doesn’t know what she wants in life. So she is moving to TX where she thinks she will be happy, since that was the last time in her mind her life was going right. I’m not actually broke up about it, I kinda expected it. I just want her to be happy. She mainly just wants to get away from her parents. They are good people but extremely needy and it’s killing her.
“If you can't explain it to a second grader, you probably don't understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein
"Juice slow, train smart, it's a long journey."
BG
"In a world full of pussies, being a redneck is not a bad thing."
OB
Body building is a way of life..........but can not get in the way of your life.
BG
No Source Check Please, I don't know of any.
Depressed? Healthy Way Out!
Tips For Young Lifters
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Changed Man
That sucks.
My instincts would tell me to visit her in texas and knock her up then go back home and wait for the call that she is moving back in...
My instincts are a real motherfucker though and have really left me a scarred up father of five.
So I would definitely pass on knocking her up and probably get a vasectomy. Then I would fuck a lot of strangers. Never take one home from the same place.
They have tinder and such now and I know you know about that.
How was it you compared tinder??
Like hunting pussy in a barrel or whatever...
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