Relationship advice with Dr. Obs...

[Obs]

This is probably gonna get out of hand for the weak minded and get closed, but the first page or two should be interesting...

Without getting to in depth with it and getting my thread closed, what is the best sex you ever had and why?

Rule#1 don't be shy
Rule#2 do not lie
Rule#3 do not get to grotesque
Rule#4 do not brag about cheating or sleeping with someones significant other or I will come find you and bash your head in with a dildo.
Rule#5 ladies can post too songdog.
Now...

Nobody wants to hear about how you ****** a ******* ***** with your **** until **** ******* ran out her *******...

Actually I do,PM me that shit.

Post the public stuff here.
This thread is rated R. Kids and monks not allowed.

Where was it?
How many were there?
Any suprises?
Did you ever see them again?
Was the "greatest sex" feeling mutual do you think?
How many times?


Be sure to post up quick. Here today... Locked and banned tomorrow...

[Obs]

Oh... And all are welcome even the folks who only looked in here to see what that dickhead obs was up to now! This is officially public property. Even numbere can swing by and tell us about his most special fella or fellas...

[MuscleScience]

Subbed for some hot whack off material like reading Dear Penthouse.

[Obs]

Subbed for some hot whack off material like reading Dear Penthouse.

I find it hard to believe that a forum of testosterone and steroid use wouldn't have the very best stories on earth for this subject. Go on MS... Spill it.

[Obs]

Subbed for some hot whack off material like reading Dear Penthouse.

Dammit... You were with a squirter and a nympho now fucking share you greedy a hole!

[MuscleScience]

Dammit... You were with a squirter and a nympho now fucking share you greedy a hole!

I already shared that story already. Don’t get much better than that, at least for me anyhow.

[Obs]

I already shared that story already. Don’t get much better than that, at least for me anyhow.

Aye... But you didn't share the story in the proper thread...

[MuscleScience]

Aye... But you didn't share the story in the proper thread...

Maybe when you guys are older, I’ll share the story about the extremely bipolar Arab girl I dated. That’s a fun one.

[Obs]

Maybe when you guys are older, I’ll share the story about the extremely bipolar Arab girl I dated. That’s a fun one.

Spill it you dick!

[Obs]

Ok, well since some people are immature and won't share ...

My girl now was hands down the best I ever had the first time. I was taking her home and she slid over in my truck and kissed me practically from straight down below my chin so I could see to drive. She had a real hippy backwoods way about her.
We got back to her place and she invited me in, she went to the bathroom and freshened up and I admired her spotless house and was complementing her home. Then I saw her bed... She had a blaze orange and camoflauge comforter, pillowcases, and sheets, nearly new on her bed.

I told her I thought her bed was kick ass and I asked her what kind of single girl buys camoflauge covers as I took off my pants and she giggled.

She had mirena...
Look into that shit, it is the best friend a guy ever had. No periods, no kid, pill, or any of that shit and its good for five years.

This girl was not an actor or trying to be sexy. She wanted exactly what I did and we got it for about four hours. The timing each time was so dead on and she did not need C stimulation to get there. She got everything so wet it was on legs and hips and she sort of slid on it.

I am pushing the limits I know...

But not nearly as hard as I was pushing my...

Lol!

She walked around smiling like a possum eating shit for a month. Her coworkers would tease her in front of me.

The second night was nearly as good but only because I fucked her in my ex wife's bed after she had left me.
I had a lot of pent up frustration I took out on her too.

I happen to know the feeling of best sex ever was mutual.
She brings it up same as I do.

[guitarzan]

Besides my wife, of course, my best was a girl that was modeling at Disney world. She was tall, dark, and the hottest girl I had ever seen.....literally. I meet her st a bar here in Georgia, she was up here visiting her aunt before moving to England to model there. Her aunt worked at the bar, and she sat there all night by herself, talking to her aunt while she wasn't busy. I made several attempts to get her to dance with me, but they all failed. Later that night, while walking by her to leave, she asked if I was gonna get her number!

To my surprise, she answered when I called her the next day. I went and picked her up from her aunts house and brought out to the country. We drank beer and rode dirt roads all night, she had never done this before. While pissing on the side of road, she snuck up behind, and was in my face when I turned around. She started kissing me, and reached down and stopped me from zipping my pants back up! Up to this point I had been being a little shy because she was so freaking hot, but it was on then. I'm not supposed to get into detailes, so I'll leave it at we had fun for hours!

We spent the rest of that week hanging out, then I dropped her off at the airport. She sent me one letter from England, and I never heard from her again

[Obs]

Besides my wife, of course, my best was a girl that was modeling at Disney world. She was tall, dark, and the hottest girl I had ever seen.....literally. I meet her st a bar here in Georgia, she was up here visiting her aunt before moving to England to model there. Her aunt worked at the bar, and she sat there all night by herself, talking to her aunt while she wasn't busy. I made several attempts to get her to dance with me, but they all failed. Later that night, while walking by her to leave, she asked if I was gonna get her number!

To my surprise, she answered when I called her the next day. I went and picked her up from her aunts house and brought out to the country. We drank beer and rode dirt roads all night, she had never done this before. While pissing on the side of road, she snuck up behind, and was in my face when I turned around. She started kissing me, and reached down and stopped me from zipping my pants back up! Up to this point I had been being a little shy because she was so freaking hot, but it was on then. I'm not supposed to get into detailes, so I'll leave it at we had fun for hours!

We spent the rest of that week hanging out, then I dropped her off at the airport. She sent me one letter from England, and I never heard from her again

Awesome! Disney, where dreams come true!

[guitarzan]

Lol. Runner up was a threesome in Panama City. Both events were around twenty years ago, when I didn't need test to wanna jack off 3 or 4 times a day

[Obs]

Lol. Runner up was a threesome in Panama City. Both events were around twenty years ago, when I didn't need test to wanna jack off 3 or 4 times a day

Never had a threesome. Will be curious forever unless she brings home a friend. If she brings home the wrong friend I will stay curious. Good work sir!

[guitarzan]

That was my second one, the first one involed a fat girl. I didn't do her, but it was still pretty cool to watch her go down on the other girl! I came real close one other time, but one of the girls backed out. Use to have fun in the band days!

[Obs]

That was my second one, the first one involed a fat girl. I didn't do her, but it was still pretty cool to watch her go down on the other girl! I came real close one other time, but one of the girls backed out. Use to have fun in the band days!

I thought I had one nailed down and then it turned out one was a lesbian that was only with us to cockblock me from her true love, whom I had every intention of fucking senseless. Leslie wasn't gonna have me stealing her woman so she made up a bunch of shit about me.

[guitarzan]

Lesbian's suck. I had one steal a girl from me at a bar one night. I thought it was cool to start with, till I realized they wasn't gonna let me join. I'd been trying to hook up with her for awhile, and was finally getting somewhere, till butch come along

[hollowedzeus]

i think i might be gay im not sure. how do i tell my girlfriend? do you think she will dump me?

i need your help Dr Obs

[tarmyg]

Obs,

[marcus300]

Obs, I was once put in this device for 4.5 hours at a Sadomasochism party event and was brutally invaded and much torture inflicted upon me. I didn't say the safe word because I enjoyed it and now I feel I can't tell anyone because they may think I am a little odd so I go to these parties alone with my mask on and endure pain like you can't believe. Should I tell the Mrs?

[RaginCajun]

Ok, well since some people are immature and won't share ...

My girl now was hands down the best I ever had the first time. I was taking her home and she slid over in my truck and kissed me practically from straight down below my chin so I could see to drive. She had a real hippy backwoods way about her.
We got back to her place and she invited me in, she went to the bathroom and freshened up and I admired her spotless house and was complementing her home. Then I saw her bed... She had a blaze orange and camoflauge comforter, pillowcases, and sheets, nearly new on her bed.

I told her I thought her bed was kick ass and I asked her what kind of single girl buys camoflauge covers as I took off my pants and she giggled.

She had mirena...
Look into that shit, it is the best friend a guy ever had. No periods, no kid, pill, or any of that shit and its good for five years.

This girl was not an actor or trying to be sexy. She wanted exactly what I did and we got it for about four hours. The timing each time was so dead on and she did not need C stimulation to get there. She got everything so wet it was on legs and hips and she sort of slid on it.

I am pushing the limits I know...

But not nearly as hard as I was pushing my...

Lol!

She walked around smiling like a possum eating shit for a month. Her coworkers would tease her in front of me.

The second night was nearly as good but only because I fucked her in my ex wife's bed after she had left me.
I had a lot of pent up frustration I took out on her too.

I happen to know the feeling of best sex ever was mutual.
She brings it up same as I do.

Was she your cousin?

[kelkel]

I took off my pants and she giggled.

At least you're honest.

[hammerheart]

When I was 9 or 10 I kissed a small girl of 8, that was it.

[MuscleScience]

i think i might be gay im not sure. how do i tell my girlfriend? do you think she will dump me?

i need your help Dr Obs

Nothing gay at all about being from the UK. Oh that’s right, never mind.

[KINGKONG]

Lollol subbed

[calgarian]

This is probably gonna get out of hand for the weak minded and get closed, but the first page or two should be interesting...

Without getting to in depth with it and getting my thread closed, what is the best sex you ever had and why?

Rule#1 don't be shy
Rule#2 do not lie
Rule#3 do not get to grotesque
Rule#4 do not brag about cheating or sleeping with someones significant other or I will come find you and bash your head in with a dildo.
Rule#5 ladies can post too songdog.
Now...

Nobody wants to hear about how you ****** a ******* ***** with your **** until **** ******* ran out her *******...

Actually I do,PM me that shit.

Post the public stuff here.
This thread is rated R. Kids and monks not allowed.

Where was it?
How many were there?
Any suprises?
Did you ever see them again?
Was the "greatest sex" feeling mutual do you think?
How many times?


Be sure to post up quick. Here today... Locked and banned tomorrow...

Umm Why do you have one? please dont tell me you are carrying it for DSM.

[calgarian]

I read the title and I read "Relationship advise with Dr. Oh Bull Sh!t"....I am serious
Its been a while I share the stories....a LONG time ....see if later I feel like sharing. I am pretty sure RC wont be happy.

[David LoPan]

Hands down when I was in Germany in the late 80's. A number of first happened to me this night.

Met this chick named Petra at a bar and we danced and drank until it was time to go back to her place. She was 19 or so and had been a ballerina most of her life until she saw she was not going to make it doing that for the rest of her life. So I got lucky and got her at her "wild stage" in her life. This was She had an Asain roommate whom I had not met nor heard about until later.

So we left this club and jumped into a cab on the way back to her place. Well, she was a freak and wanted to put on a show in the taxi ride to her place. Off came her top and bra and she had a rock hard body but nice big boobs for her size. She pulled her hair up in a pony tail and said I am going to make you cum in my mouth first so the sex will last all night long.....well the cab ride was not that long and I didn't finish and she was not happy about it . . . but it was my first time getting a BJ in public.

So we get into her upstairs flat and she yells something in German and pulls me into her room. Got pushed down on the bed and told me to get undress and get it the bed and wait while she went to the bathroom. Now the bathroom is not connected to the bedroom. I hear music turn on and I am in bed hard and ready. So the door opens and in walks this sexy American Asian girl who turn on the light and started talking to me while I am trying to get the cover to cover up. She was wearing a robe and just sits on the bed and introduces herself and said Petra will be back in a minute. So she just tells me about herself, university student studying German, etc.

Petra walks back in the room with no clothes on just jumps on the bed and says to do you care if my roommate watches? I did not have time to say shit before she was kissing me, pulling the sheet off and then started on to back on the BJ. I don't rememeber the others girls name so I just call her AA still. So AA went over and got a piano chair type thing, took off her rode rode off and got where she had a show and I had a show. So yada yada yada Petra is not getting me to cum and AA must have a few times. AA came over to help and FML did she know what she was doing and Petra starts sucking/biting my nipples.

Right went I came AA suck her finger up my ass. That was new to me and I have never cum so hard in my life and between AA and Petra they didn't stop
You guys all know how sensitive it is after. I thought I was dying. Until AA decided to eat my ass while Petra played hoover and maybe 2 minutes later I came again. I had to have a break and a smoke and recover from a heart attack so to speak.

The girls got into each other and then I joined them eating them for a while. I only got to bang AA for a few minutes and Petra got a little jealous and AA went to her room. Fantastic sex with Petra. She had some muscles in her box, it was unreal. Jim Morrison poem about "her cunt gripped him like a warm friendly hand" does not do her justice. More like Kung Fo grip. She also wanted to be chocked and hard. I had never done it or hear about it until this night.

I still remember it was the first time also I did a girl in the ass. I was banging Petra doggie and she says, in a sexy German accent, please sodomize me. She was a freak and was in fantastic shape. While I was doing it in her butt she kept saying "oh yes, your sodomizing me" over and over in that accent. Then she went ass to mouth when I came again. Not sure how many more times we did it over the weekend, each time was great but nothing like that first night. AA never got to join again, but she was outside the door a few times looking in.

On Sunday night when she was taking me to get dropped my off at my unit she wanted to have sex in the car one last time. She just jumped on my lap and went to town. I did not notice that the seat belt thing was driving into the side of my ass whiel we were fucking. After that she dropped me off and everyone happened to be outside. Perfect timing.

Monday morning, I had jelly legs and my ass cheak hurt so bad I had to be escorted to sick call. Right in frount of the whole unit. I had a contusion on my butt so bad I could not do anything to a week. Total bed rest. If you were in the military you will get this part, I got a No Sex Profile. My Army Buddies to this day bring that up.

[guitarzan]

Awesome story!

[David LoPan]

Awesome story!

It's my go-to memory when I need to finish. I have been married a long ass time.

[Obs]

It's my go-to memory when I need to finish. I have been married a long ass time.

Exactly why I started this thread! Thanks, been jerking it for twenty minutes till i read that lol!

[Obs]

Obs, I was once put in this device for 4.5 hours at a Sadomasochism party event and was brutally invaded and much torture inflicted upon me. I didn't say the safe word because I enjoyed it and now I feel I can't tell anyone because they may think I am a little odd so I go to these parties alone with my mask on and endure pain like you can't believe. Should I tell the Mrs?

You should definitely tell the Mrs.. Why haven't you invited her? That is selfish... Why the fuck havent you invited me? If you just let me come to one of these events I will make you yell the safe word. I will have on headphones blasting John Denver though... I may not hear you...

Cunt-ry rooooads taaake meee hooome....

[Obs]

Obs,

Keep practicing. I can sense a good cocksucker immediately. With my help you could be the best.

[Obs]

i think i might be gay im not sure. how do i tell my girlfriend? do you think she will dump me?

i need your help Dr Obs

You are. Don't be chauvanist! Women have assholes too! Dress her like a man, dummy! Sometimes love is like a pair of pants with a big waist... If its the only way to fit your quads in... Just strap on and go for it.

You can thank me later.

[Obs]

Was she your cousin?

Don't talk about my sister like that.

[Obs]

When I was 9 or 10 I kissed a small girl of 8, that was it.

.... .... .... Cradle robber!
You like them younger than you! I sympathize! Now take a baby step. Just one little step from that to giving an 18 year old a rim job. Do not take your time. Dive in.
Pick your target and say someting from your most disgusting dream to her. She will take care of the rest. Getting slapped a couple hundred times is worth it.

[EDCG19]

This happened years ago, dated a chick and her family actually liked me. I ended up trying to hit on her younger sister and things fell apart fast..... I wasn't the smartest at that time

[guitarzan]

This happened years ago, dated a chick and her family actually liked me. I ended up trying to hit on her younger sister and things fell apart fast..... I wasn't the smartest at that time

Reminds me of when I dated my ex fiancées sister. luckily she didn't make me wake six months like her older sister did!

[David LoPan]

This happened years ago, dated a chick and her family actually liked me. I ended up trying to hit on her younger sister and things fell apart fast..... I wasn't the smartest at that time

You either banged her or you didn't. What gives?

[Obs]

Relationship tip for the day:
ONE MOVE
PERSONAL LUBRICANT

Attachment 170798

I dont care wtf you are doing or how weird it gets, this is the slipperyest shit on earth. The only thing is it is real high Tac and does not clean easily. Once it is there it is there. That spot will stay slippery until soap and brillo pad are applied.