Official January 2019 Competition

[GirlyGymRat]

Good luck to all competitors. Everyone looks improved! Nice work all!!!!

Respect [emoji110]

[Obs]

https://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-...eon%2A%2A.html

This is where homos and followers hang out.

[German89]

This is where homos and followers hang out.

Lmfao get back to work!!!

[almostgone]

This is where the old farts hang out.

Yep, that's true, we do! Average age of people in the thread is definitely 44+ years old. I'll be 55 this year and I'm not the oldest.
The place reeks of DMSO gel, Flexeril, TB-500, Voltaren, HGH, assorted esters of test, tren, deca, and C-17aa with a slight hints of Geritol and Cialis.

[timetolift5]

Hey cape, when will the next comp be?

[timetolift5]

Yep, that's true, we do! Average age of people in the thread is definitely 44+ years old. I'll be 55 this year and I'm not the oldest.
The place reeks of DMSO gel, Flexeril, TB-500, Voltaren, HGH, assorted esters of test, tren, deca, and C-17aa with a slight hints of Geritol and Cialis.

Sounds like the place for a youngin to be to learn where everyone knows their shit then lol

[KittyO1]

You guys all look amazing!!! [emoji7]

[Proximal]

Yep, that's true, we do! Average age of people in the thread is definitely 44+ years old. I'll be 55 this year and I'm not the oldest.
The place reeks of DMSO gel, Flexeril, TB-500, Voltaren, HGH, assorted esters of test, tren, deca, and C-17aa with a slight hints of Geritol and Cialis.

Add: Ibuprofen & Viagra (only speaking if for myself though).

[Proximal]

This is where homos and followers hang out.

Don’t call me a follower you young whipper-snapper.

[Capebuffalo]

Hey cape, when will the next comp be?

Start drumming up interest in it and we will get it going. I figure in a month or two.
Honestly it gives me something to do. I could go next week. Lol

[timetolift5]

Start drumming up interest in it and we will get it going. I figure in a month or two.
Honestly it gives me something to do. I could go next week. Lol

I was planning on taking 14 weeks off between cycles. What’s the typical off time that most go with?

[Capebuffalo]

I was planning on taking 14 weeks off between cycles. What’s the typical off time that most go with?

Time on = Time off

Unless you are on a cruise

[Proximal]

Time on = Time off

Unless you are on a cruise

Or Obs.

[German89]

Or Obs.

I'm pulling a obs

[timetolift5]

Time on = Time off

Unless you are on a cruise

That’s what I thought. Well I will be starting another one end of June or beginning of July then and would enter another comp then

[Old Duffer]

I'm pulling a obs

Why does everything you post give me naughty thoughts? Stop it!

[Obs]

Or Obs.

I'm pulling a obs

Just up dose and rotate compounds with slin intervals of a few weeks off once in a while.

Its a beautiful life really

[Proximal]

I'm pulling a obs

Actually, I will be as well; still going to milk this one for a few more weeks though.

[German89]

Just up dose and rotate compounds with slin intervals of a few weeks off once in a while.

Its a beautiful life really

I totally agree

8 week intervals.

Can I minipulate a blood sugar test so I can be prescribed insluin?

[Proximal]

Forgive me G, now when I watch this movie, I think of you. Go to 3:25.

https://youtu.be/bozxqA_uZbo

[GearHeaded]

I totally agree

8 week intervals.

Can I minipulate a blood sugar test so I can be prescribed insluin?

insulin isn't legal over the counter in Canada like it is in most US states ? thats funny because steroids and pot are legal in Canada, right ,, but not a life saving medication that people may need access to anytime without a script like insulin .


as for manipulating a glucose tolerance test at a doctors office.. yes this can be done. combine a couple iu of HGH and a super high dosage of MK677 for a few weeks and you'll likely put yourself into diabetic ranges of blood glucose. do this for a couple months and your A1c on a blood test will also be in diabetic ranges more then likely

[Obs]

I totally agree

8 week intervals.

Can I minipulate a blood sugar test so I can be prescribed insluin?

I dunno but thats an interesting concept.

[Capebuffalo]

I'm pulling a obs

I’m pulling an Obs too.

[German89]

Forgive me G, now when I watch this movie, I think of you. Go to 3:25.

https://youtu.be/bozxqA_uZbo

Lol the lady who rips off his nose!!!? Oh goshhh!!!

insulin isn't legal over the counter in Canada like it is in most US states ? thats funny because steroids and pot are legal in Canada, right ,, but not a life saving medication that people may need access to anytime without a script like insulin .


as for manipulating a glucose tolerance test at a doctors office.. yes this can be done. combine a couple iu of HGH and a super high dosage of MK677 for a few weeks and you'll likely put yourself into diabetic ranges of blood glucose. do this for a couple months and your A1c on a blood test will also be in diabetic ranges more then likely

Hmmm.. I cant afford gh lmao

And insulin is covered as long as you're a diabetic - that's what I was trying to take advantage of! I dont know what the cost is without a script. It is OTC, last I checked.

[almostgone]

insulin isn't legal over the counter in Canada like it is in most US states ? thats funny because steroids and pot are legal in Canada, right ,, but not a life saving medication that people may need access to anytime without a script like insulin .


as for manipulating a glucose tolerance test at a doctors office.. yes this can be done. combine a couple iu of HGH and a super high dosage of MK677 for a few weeks and you'll likely put yourself into diabetic ranges of blood glucose. do this for a couple months and your A1c on a blood test will also be in diabetic ranges more then likely

My fasting glucose is generally in the 80's when lifting regularly unless on tren and then it has gotten down in the 50s which really sucked hind tit.

However, 3-4 iu of Serostim daily will put my glucose right up at the top of the range. Combine that with taking a few weeks off from intense lifting and I am easily over 100.

[GearHeaded]

And insulin is covered as long as you're a diabetic - that's what I was trying to take advantage of! I dont know what the cost is without a script. It is OTC, last I checked.

yeah if its OTC , then just bypass the govt medical system and script if you can .. its only about 23$ a bottle here, which is about a 3 month supply. its the most affordable of any PED out there

[Family_guy]

God damn! Who won!?! Come one guys!

[GearHeaded]

God damn! Who won!?! Come one guys!

these guys all did great .. you try judging this comp

[Family_guy]

these guys all did great .. you try judging this comp

Agreed! Everyone did amazing. I was hoping by not checking the forum all day maybe a winner would be announce by tonight! The suspense is killing me!

[Couchlockd]

OK HERE WE HAVE A NEW DEVELOPMENT!!

I stubbed my toe just now..

[Capebuffalo]

Agreed! Everyone did amazing. I was hoping by not checking the forum all day maybe a winner would be announce by tonight! The suspense is killing me!

Settle down. We have waited over a week before for results.

[Capebuffalo]

OK HERE WE HAVE A NEW DEVELOPMENT!!

I got a banana tattoo just now..

Fixed

[Gallowmere]

Settle down. We have waited over a week before for results.

I can’t blame him for being excited. He just got a crash course in what eating enough can do for you. Jesus Christ that kid blew the fuck up.

[almostgone]

OK HERE WE HAVE A NEW DEVELOPMENT!!

I stubbed my toe just now..

You ain't living until you kick a square bedpost in the middle of the night!!!

Years/Decades ago, the wife and I bought a new bedroom suite....all oak, no veneer type stuff, heavy as hell. Got a good deal on it because they were discontinuing that line.

I found out why the first time I rammed my foot into it in the middle of the night. I got up to tap a kidney and realized that square posts on the feet of the headboard and footboard was a really fvcked up design concept.

It's on my bucket list to take that mf-er apart one day and at least chamfer the corners of the feet.

[Proximal]

You ain't living until you kick a square bedpost in the middle of the night!!!

Years/Decades ago, the wife and I bought a new bedroom suite....all oak, no veneer type stuff, heavy as hell. Got a good deal on it because they were discontinuing that line.

I found out why the first time I rammed my foot into it in the middle of the night. I got up to tap a kidney and realized that square posts on the feet of the headboard and footboard was a really fvcked up design concept.

It's on my bucket list to take that mf-er apart one day and at least chamfer the corners of the feet.

After surgery, I had a bed-side commode or this thing that looked like a plastic pitcher (for urine only). It was so convenient just peeing into that pitcher (provided that you don’t miss), as compared to dragging my old butt to the bathroom and tripping over everything.

[guitarzan]

I'm up for another comp, the sooner the better for me, cause I'm bout to go all in for fat loss. What yall think about may 1rst? Be a good get in shape for the summer motivator

[Family_guy]

I'm up for another comp, the sooner the better for me, cause I'm bout to go all in for fat loss. What yall think about may 1rst? Be a good get in shape for the summer motivator

Let’s do it Tarzan! I’m down for May 1st!

[almostgone]

After surgery, I had a bed-side commode or this thing that looked like a plastic pitcher (for urine only). It was so convenient just peeing into that pitcher (provided that you don’t miss), as compared to dragging my old butt to the bathroom and tripping over everything.

LOL, true story here....when I was in pretty bad shape with the heart I had fired my stupid cardiologist and got in with a much more knowledgeable (and female) cardiologist that still had access to the current research coming out of M- USC.

Anyway I end up scheduled for the implantation of a bi-ventricular pacemaker. When the finally wheeled me into the prep room, I'm thinking I think I need to tap a kidney.

So........they kept loading me up with tranqs and sedatives during the implantation in an attempt to achieve "twilight sedation". Absolutely did not work, awake the whole time, by now I'm really needing to take a whiz from all the meds ( Versed, Fentanyl, and Dilaudid). I get to the recovery room and am confined to the bed for 12-16 hours post implantation.

I'm lying there with my bladder screaming and a pretty nurse that was originally from S. Africa comes in and I explain to her I'm about to create a flood. She brings me the bedside urinal jug thing and I ask for another. She says no one ever fills one up. I filled that f-in thing up and am hitting the call button for another. She comes running with one, sees the full jug sitting there and me biting my lip and mumbling...I gotta piss. ..I gotta piss!!!!

Ended up filling up the first jug and 3/4 of the second. She is standing there watching with her jaw hung open and in the typical British/ South African accent says "My God, you have a fucking balloon for a bladder".

[Family_guy]

LOL, true story here....when I was in pretty bad shape with the heart I had fired my stupid cardiologist and got in with a much more knowledgeable (and female) cardiologist that still had access to the current research coming out of M- USC.

Anyway I end up scheduled for the implantation of a bi-ventricular pacemaker. When the finally wheeled me into the prep room, I'm thinking I think I need to tap a kidney.

So........they kept loading me up with tranqs and sedatives during the implantation in an attempt to achieve "twilight sedation". Absolutely did not work, awake the whole time, by now I'm really needing to take a whiz from all the meds ( Versed, Fentanyl, and Dilaudid). I get to the recovery room and am confined to the bed for 12-16 hours post implantation.

I'm lying there with my bladder screaming and a pretty nurse that was originally from S. Africa comes in and I explain to her I'm about to create a flood. She brings me the bedside urinal jug thing and I ask for another. She says no one ever fills one up. I filled that f-in thing up and am hitting the call button for another. She comes running with one, sees the full jug sitting there and me biting my lip and mumbling...I gotta piss. ..I gotta piss!!!!

Ended up filling up the first jug and 3/4 of the second. She is standing there watching with her jaw hung open and in the typical British/ South African accent says "My God, you have a fucking balloon for a bladder".

Lmao that’s hilarious! When I was reading it though for some reason I thought it was gonna turn sexual somehow. Straight porn status like “do you need some help unbuttoning your gown??” Dirty thoughts...

[Proximal]

Lmao that’s hilarious! When I was reading it though for some reason I thought it was gonna turn sexual somehow. Straight porn status like “do you need some help unbuttoning your gown??” Dirty thoughts...

I had a nurse unbotton my gown - TO RAM A CATHETER UP MY PEE-HOLE !